Jeph the Giant Ginge
@bigjeph.bsky.social
Father. Discontent Creator. Recovering Comedy Writer. First Man to Summit Everest in a Bathysphere.
Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way.
I am the Brute Squad.
Autistic, but not in the "profitable in Vegas" way.
I am the Brute Squad.
Can someone please explain what the fuck is up with the sleepytime episode of Bluey? Was the writers' room on mescaline?
(Don't get me wrong. If I hear anybody talk bad about Bluey, I'll beat you to death with your goddamn arm)
(Don't get me wrong. If I hear anybody talk bad about Bluey, I'll beat you to death with your goddamn arm)
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can someone please explain what the fuck is up with the sleepytime episode of Bluey? Was the writers' room on mescaline?
(Don't get me wrong. If I hear anybody talk bad about Bluey, I'll beat you to death with your goddamn arm)
(Don't get me wrong. If I hear anybody talk bad about Bluey, I'll beat you to death with your goddamn arm)
Scientist James Watson has died. As per his final requests, he will be buried in such a position that he can still look over the shoulder of the grave of Dr. Franklin, just in case zombie Rosalind discovers something else worth swiping.
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Scientist James Watson has died. As per his final requests, he will be buried in such a position that he can still look over the shoulder of the grave of Dr. Franklin, just in case zombie Rosalind discovers something else worth swiping.
I just had the realization that someone somewhere has almost certainly outsourced their suicide note to ChatGPT, and that might be the most hilariously bleak thing I've ever heard.
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I just had the realization that someone somewhere has almost certainly outsourced their suicide note to ChatGPT, and that might be the most hilariously bleak thing I've ever heard.
The rallies yesterday were a phenomenal show of unity in the face of a regime.
The important thing now is that momentum is not lost. Stay strong, and remember the inspiring words of Che Guevara:
"For great justice, launch every Zig."
That means every Zig, comrades. Every goddamn Zig.
The important thing now is that momentum is not lost. Stay strong, and remember the inspiring words of Che Guevara:
"For great justice, launch every Zig."
That means every Zig, comrades. Every goddamn Zig.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The rallies yesterday were a phenomenal show of unity in the face of a regime.
The important thing now is that momentum is not lost. Stay strong, and remember the inspiring words of Che Guevara:
"For great justice, launch every Zig."
That means every Zig, comrades. Every goddamn Zig.
The important thing now is that momentum is not lost. Stay strong, and remember the inspiring words of Che Guevara:
"For great justice, launch every Zig."
That means every Zig, comrades. Every goddamn Zig.
So proud of my people.
October 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So proud of my people.
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Amazing sign being held by a small child
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Amazing sign being held by a small child
Most Icers seem to be Xers or Elder Millennials.
You watched Star Wars and grew up to be a Stormtrooper,
You read X-Men and support Registration Acts,
You saw Harry Potter and dreamt of death eating,
You read Hunger Games and want another term for Snow,
You missed the fucking point.
A lot.
You watched Star Wars and grew up to be a Stormtrooper,
You read X-Men and support Registration Acts,
You saw Harry Potter and dreamt of death eating,
You read Hunger Games and want another term for Snow,
You missed the fucking point.
A lot.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Most Icers seem to be Xers or Elder Millennials.
You watched Star Wars and grew up to be a Stormtrooper,
You read X-Men and support Registration Acts,
You saw Harry Potter and dreamt of death eating,
You read Hunger Games and want another term for Snow,
You missed the fucking point.
A lot.
You watched Star Wars and grew up to be a Stormtrooper,
You read X-Men and support Registration Acts,
You saw Harry Potter and dreamt of death eating,
You read Hunger Games and want another term for Snow,
You missed the fucking point.
A lot.
Beliefs, Cooperation, Violence in Defense.
October 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Beliefs, Cooperation, Violence in Defense.
Mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me, and all I got was a sense of empathy.
And Autism.
And Autism.
October 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me, and all I got was a sense of empathy.
And Autism.
And Autism.
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This is nonsensical.
If they had charged her with noise pollution, or Assault with a reedy weapon, I would understand.
But this reads as if the charge is "assaulting an officer's fist with your face".
This is nonsensical.
If they had charged her with noise pollution, or Assault with a reedy weapon, I would understand.
But this reads as if the charge is "assaulting an officer's fist with your face".
Portland clarinet player charged with alleged assault on federal officer near ICE office
A Portland clarinetist, Oriana Korol, 38, appeared in federal court today after being charged with assaulting a federal officer near the Portland ICE building.
katu.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
katu.com/news/local/p...
This is nonsensical.
If they had charged her with noise pollution, or Assault with a reedy weapon, I would understand.
But this reads as if the charge is "assaulting an officer's fist with your face".
This is nonsensical.
If they had charged her with noise pollution, or Assault with a reedy weapon, I would understand.
But this reads as if the charge is "assaulting an officer's fist with your face".
I feel as though we're in danger of losing track of the constant stream of stupid and failure from this regime.
These weaklings lost a fight to Jimmy Kimmel. You know, the comedian for people who say "Waiter, this ice cream is too spicy. This isn't that -French- Vanilla, is it?"
These weaklings lost a fight to Jimmy Kimmel. You know, the comedian for people who say "Waiter, this ice cream is too spicy. This isn't that -French- Vanilla, is it?"
October 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I feel as though we're in danger of losing track of the constant stream of stupid and failure from this regime.
These weaklings lost a fight to Jimmy Kimmel. You know, the comedian for people who say "Waiter, this ice cream is too spicy. This isn't that -French- Vanilla, is it?"
These weaklings lost a fight to Jimmy Kimmel. You know, the comedian for people who say "Waiter, this ice cream is too spicy. This isn't that -French- Vanilla, is it?"
Reality is a delightfully stupid place. What are some truly stupid moments worth a giggle? I'll start:
USAF trained bats to firebomb buildings, but when tested, they kept returning to the bomb Bay.
Two words: 4 Seasons.
Guy once sued Satan, had it dismissed due to impossibility of serving notice.
USAF trained bats to firebomb buildings, but when tested, they kept returning to the bomb Bay.
Two words: 4 Seasons.
Guy once sued Satan, had it dismissed due to impossibility of serving notice.
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Reality is a delightfully stupid place. What are some truly stupid moments worth a giggle? I'll start:
USAF trained bats to firebomb buildings, but when tested, they kept returning to the bomb Bay.
Two words: 4 Seasons.
Guy once sued Satan, had it dismissed due to impossibility of serving notice.
USAF trained bats to firebomb buildings, but when tested, they kept returning to the bomb Bay.
Two words: 4 Seasons.
Guy once sued Satan, had it dismissed due to impossibility of serving notice.
Charles kidnapped a traumatized orphan, brainwashed him to believe in lockstep with an enforced father figure, trained him like a child soldier to fight in his bloody mutant civil war...
And we're supposed to be surprised that Cyclops turns out to be a little off-kilter?
And we're supposed to be surprised that Cyclops turns out to be a little off-kilter?
Uncanny X-Men #178: Cyclops mails Xavier a post-coital honeymoon photo like it's the most normal thing in the world.
October 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Charles kidnapped a traumatized orphan, brainwashed him to believe in lockstep with an enforced father figure, trained him like a child soldier to fight in his bloody mutant civil war...
And we're supposed to be surprised that Cyclops turns out to be a little off-kilter?
And we're supposed to be surprised that Cyclops turns out to be a little off-kilter?
No Gods but Zilla.
No Kings but Kong.
No Kings but Kong.
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
No Gods but Zilla.
No Kings but Kong.
No Kings but Kong.
When Turks are chastising you for using forced migration and famine to attack a minority population with the goal of ethnic cleansing...
The Turks.
I'm pretty sure those guys know what that sort of thing looks like.
The Turks.
I'm pretty sure those guys know what that sort of thing looks like.
Galatasaray fans with messages in solidarity with Palestine during their Champions League game against Liverpool. "Free Palestine. Humanity lost conscience in Gaza." Photos by Hakan Akgun and Justin Setterfield.
October 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When Turks are chastising you for using forced migration and famine to attack a minority population with the goal of ethnic cleansing...
The Turks.
I'm pretty sure those guys know what that sort of thing looks like.
The Turks.
I'm pretty sure those guys know what that sort of thing looks like.
I was shocked to find this much Antifa propaganda in my local bookstore.
Some of it appeared to even be marketed to children!
@gailsimone.bsky.social and @gwillow.me , How is this okay?
Some of it appeared to even be marketed to children!
@gailsimone.bsky.social and @gwillow.me , How is this okay?
October 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I was shocked to find this much Antifa propaganda in my local bookstore.
Some of it appeared to even be marketed to children!
@gailsimone.bsky.social and @gwillow.me , How is this okay?
Some of it appeared to even be marketed to children!
@gailsimone.bsky.social and @gwillow.me , How is this okay?
I've done the calculations, and if Steven Miller's hairline recedes any more further back, the sheer tensile forces are gonna flip him in on himself and make him disappear up his own asshole.
Hopefully soon.
Hopefully soon.
September 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I've done the calculations, and if Steven Miller's hairline recedes any more further back, the sheer tensile forces are gonna flip him in on himself and make him disappear up his own asshole.
Hopefully soon.
Hopefully soon.
These are the same people who tried to tell us during the George Floyd demonstrations that a broken prayer candle and camping water purifier were explosive devices.
All I'm saying is that so many grains of salt should be taken with that you become afraid that your kidneys are about to shut down.
All I'm saying is that so many grains of salt should be taken with that you become afraid that your kidneys are about to shut down.
FBI official: "What I can share with you is that early evidence we're seen from rounds that were found near the suspected shooter contain messages that are anti-ICE in nature. Again, this is just the most recently example of this type of attack."
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
These are the same people who tried to tell us during the George Floyd demonstrations that a broken prayer candle and camping water purifier were explosive devices.
All I'm saying is that so many grains of salt should be taken with that you become afraid that your kidneys are about to shut down.
All I'm saying is that so many grains of salt should be taken with that you become afraid that your kidneys are about to shut down.
Media are reporting that the alleged shooter in the attack on a Dallas ICE facility left writings expressing outrage at anti-immigrant actions and racist policies of the agency and administration.
Authorities say that this narrows their suspect pool to anyone with a sense of justice or humanity.
Authorities say that this narrows their suspect pool to anyone with a sense of justice or humanity.
September 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Media are reporting that the alleged shooter in the attack on a Dallas ICE facility left writings expressing outrage at anti-immigrant actions and racist policies of the agency and administration.
Authorities say that this narrows their suspect pool to anyone with a sense of justice or humanity.
Authorities say that this narrows their suspect pool to anyone with a sense of justice or humanity.
To know why my generation is cynical, remember that one day we're innocently reading a Batman book, and we get this.
Pay calls to vote yea/nay on a teenager to snuff it.
(I only voted once, not enough to save Robin, but did force explanation of a 900# charge on phone bill to incredulous parents)
Pay calls to vote yea/nay on a teenager to snuff it.
(I only voted once, not enough to save Robin, but did force explanation of a 900# charge on phone bill to incredulous parents)
September 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
To know why my generation is cynical, remember that one day we're innocently reading a Batman book, and we get this.
Pay calls to vote yea/nay on a teenager to snuff it.
(I only voted once, not enough to save Robin, but did force explanation of a 900# charge on phone bill to incredulous parents)
Pay calls to vote yea/nay on a teenager to snuff it.
(I only voted once, not enough to save Robin, but did force explanation of a 900# charge on phone bill to incredulous parents)
What movie do you consider perfect?
September 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
What movie do you consider perfect?
...and Dean managed to kill Hitler.
jokes about the confederacy are always funny, but you gotta think about it in terms of "Supernatural lasted 5x longer than the Confederacy", which is absolutely hysterical
September 19, 2025 at 11:55 PM
...and Dean managed to kill Hitler.
This POS has his finger on the trigger. While engaging in a physical confrontation. This is some cartoonish Imperial Stormtroopers level of "bad at this."
Dangerous and Irresponsible as hell. They just don't care.
Dangerous and Irresponsible as hell. They just don't care.
September 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This POS has his finger on the trigger. While engaging in a physical confrontation. This is some cartoonish Imperial Stormtroopers level of "bad at this."
Dangerous and Irresponsible as hell. They just don't care.
Dangerous and Irresponsible as hell. They just don't care.
The acceptability of political violence has been a hot topic recently.
At what point does a person's behavior become so heinous that it's justified to use violence to prevent further harm?
I must conclude that summary execution is appropriate for whomever does the diagrams for IKEA kit furniture.
At what point does a person's behavior become so heinous that it's justified to use violence to prevent further harm?
I must conclude that summary execution is appropriate for whomever does the diagrams for IKEA kit furniture.
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
The acceptability of political violence has been a hot topic recently.
At what point does a person's behavior become so heinous that it's justified to use violence to prevent further harm?
I must conclude that summary execution is appropriate for whomever does the diagrams for IKEA kit furniture.
At what point does a person's behavior become so heinous that it's justified to use violence to prevent further harm?
I must conclude that summary execution is appropriate for whomever does the diagrams for IKEA kit furniture.
Under no circumstances should anyone have ever fucked Charlie Kirk. He was an index example of better living through Lysisyrata-ing.
What? Oh. Yes, colloquialisms. My old nemesis. Fair enough.
What? Oh. Yes, colloquialisms. My old nemesis. Fair enough.
Anyone want to get a round of "Fuck Charlie Kirk" going?
He was a bad person who said bad things, bad things happen to bad people. Tots and pears.
September 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Under no circumstances should anyone have ever fucked Charlie Kirk. He was an index example of better living through Lysisyrata-ing.
What? Oh. Yes, colloquialisms. My old nemesis. Fair enough.
What? Oh. Yes, colloquialisms. My old nemesis. Fair enough.