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if you gotta ask, you don't need to know
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i love opening an egg carton and seeing little feathers stuck to one of the eggs, because it reminds me of where we all came from: a cloaca
November 6, 2023 at 4:17 PM
i love opening an egg carton and seeing little feathers stuck to one of the eggs, because it reminds me of where we all came from: a cloaca
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minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
November 11, 2023 at 8:23 PM
minimalism is a scam invented by big small to sell more less
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coming out as gay in 2023 is old hat
time to come out as a gamer
time to come out as a gamer
October 15, 2023 at 8:21 PM
coming out as gay in 2023 is old hat
time to come out as a gamer
time to come out as a gamer
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chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
September 30, 2023 at 1:25 AM
chad and virgin are goofus and gallant for people born too late to see a taco bell menu item under $0.99
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I could fix Yung Gravy.
September 26, 2023 at 3:57 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I could fix Yung Gravy.
:(
remember how boomers used to say "starter home" for a house you could buy with a normal job before you saved any money
August 29, 2023 at 4:58 AM
:(
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when you're a kid and see you can twist the ketchup packet in the middle so it looks like it's a bowtie, you think "can't get better than this!" But then you feel the tautness of the packet. And sense the potential explosion if you keep twisting, twisting. The thrill of slowly becoming a nightmare
July 30, 2023 at 12:55 PM
when you're a kid and see you can twist the ketchup packet in the middle so it looks like it's a bowtie, you think "can't get better than this!" But then you feel the tautness of the packet. And sense the potential explosion if you keep twisting, twisting. The thrill of slowly becoming a nightmare
spent the whole weekend in Oklahoma and didn't get hate crimed, can I get a W in the chat
July 30, 2023 at 5:00 PM
spent the whole weekend in Oklahoma and didn't get hate crimed, can I get a W in the chat
the faggotry begets itself
July 22, 2023 at 2:18 PM
the faggotry begets itself
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this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level
![A train off the rails next to a highway and a sign behind it that reads, in comic sans "AMERICA... last best hope on earth! [Abraham Lincoln]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:katl2n3xfpfwpv45aiwwtbrb/bafkreifdam3betw6fmymupu2q4ghdjhbttaqvxcgmd56mmmkd2ueercpj4@jpeg)
July 16, 2023 at 2:29 PM
this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level
believe it or not, I am actually smart, I'm just a fucking moron
July 16, 2023 at 9:06 PM
believe it or not, I am actually smart, I'm just a fucking moron
what the hap is fuckening
July 15, 2023 at 9:56 PM
what the hap is fuckening
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I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
July 3, 2023 at 8:53 PM
I Joined Bluesky Expecting a Warm Welcome and Was Immediately Told to Go Fuck Myself By Everyone Simply Because of My Rich History of Shitty Takes: One Man’s Tormented Journey
✨️ baby's first skeet ✨️
July 3, 2023 at 7:41 PM
✨️ baby's first skeet ✨️