The Big Fig
@bigfignewton.bsky.social
The White, Straight & Christian man who votes BLUE and wants to support you.
Fantasy Nerd
LGBTQIA+, POC, and WOMEN, with all rights included, supported here.
Fantasy Nerd
LGBTQIA+, POC, and WOMEN, with all rights included, supported here.
"I don't believe in umbrellas, they block me from Gods love"
-Me, getting drenched
-Me, getting drenched
May 12, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"I don't believe in umbrellas, they block me from Gods love"
-Me, getting drenched
-Me, getting drenched
Me: Long story short...
Also Me: Tells a 20 minute traumatic story to a crowded room
Also Me: Tells a 20 minute traumatic story to a crowded room
May 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Me: Long story short...
Also Me: Tells a 20 minute traumatic story to a crowded room
Also Me: Tells a 20 minute traumatic story to a crowded room
The nonsense phrase "You should ask someone with more salt on their skin" came out of my mouth today and apparently my mind can just make up good sounding shit
April 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The nonsense phrase "You should ask someone with more salt on their skin" came out of my mouth today and apparently my mind can just make up good sounding shit
Literally just came across a Hinge profile where someone said that guys need to email their dating email address with a synopsis and photo to apply. Dating is a hellscape.
April 14, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Literally just came across a Hinge profile where someone said that guys need to email their dating email address with a synopsis and photo to apply. Dating is a hellscape.
Who up flinting their steel rn
April 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Who up flinting their steel rn
Craving a hug rn, would go down real smooth.
April 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Craving a hug rn, would go down real smooth.
"Getting the total on gas right on the dollar" is a SCAM made by BIG PUMP to get $.34 more CENTS out of YOU. Don't FALL for IT.
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Getting the total on gas right on the dollar" is a SCAM made by BIG PUMP to get $.34 more CENTS out of YOU. Don't FALL for IT.
Who up gnashing their teeth rn
March 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Who up gnashing their teeth rn
What makes the driver of a white pick up truck do the most heinous things on the road.
March 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What makes the driver of a white pick up truck do the most heinous things on the road.
The work week is starting to make me feel like I'm Sisyphus, but brother, that boulder is still being pushed.
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The work week is starting to make me feel like I'm Sisyphus, but brother, that boulder is still being pushed.
"You're one of the only people I know who has a 9-5 who does stuff afterwards. Most I know just go home and rot."
Well if I did that every day I'd have to think my thoughts. Nobody wants that
Well if I did that every day I'd have to think my thoughts. Nobody wants that
February 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"You're one of the only people I know who has a 9-5 who does stuff afterwards. Most I know just go home and rot."
Well if I did that every day I'd have to think my thoughts. Nobody wants that
Well if I did that every day I'd have to think my thoughts. Nobody wants that
"I'll move out of Florida when my parents pass and all of that is handled"
Hm
Hm
Man Waiting Until Parents Die Before Doing A Single Thing That Makes Him Happy
theonion.com/man-wai...
theonion.com/man-wai...
February 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"I'll move out of Florida when my parents pass and all of that is handled"
Hm
Hm
Happy to announce that Richy Mitch and the Coal Miners will be my musical obsession this year, thank you.
February 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Happy to announce that Richy Mitch and the Coal Miners will be my musical obsession this year, thank you.
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Can we remind ourselves that when someone is having a hard time grasping a concept, saying "Oh, it's super easy, I'll show you" is a very good intention, but also makes the person feel invalidated, cause if it's so easy, why am I not understanding easily?
February 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Can we remind ourselves that when someone is having a hard time grasping a concept, saying "Oh, it's super easy, I'll show you" is a very good intention, but also makes the person feel invalidated, cause if it's so easy, why am I not understanding easily?
Living vicariously though my aged D&D character
Feel like my life could be 4-7% better if I carried a walking stick that turns into a sword
February 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Living vicariously though my aged D&D character
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Despite the horrors,
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Despite the horrors,
Medium rare. Next question.
February 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Medium rare. Next question.
Fuck, I'm getting Pregnant AND Dumped?? What the hell is gonna happen between now and Valentine's day??
The first two words you see are what you’re getting for Valentine’s Day
January 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Fuck, I'm getting Pregnant AND Dumped?? What the hell is gonna happen between now and Valentine's day??
It's their year, their comeback. I've waited so long.
Happy Lunar New Year (a little late)
Happy Lunar New Year (a little late)
a man wearing a snake mask on his head says i 'm a sneaky snake .
ALT: a man wearing a snake mask on his head says i 'm a sneaky snake .
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It's their year, their comeback. I've waited so long.
Happy Lunar New Year (a little late)
Happy Lunar New Year (a little late)
"Oh, fuck, a white supremacist video on MY Facebook timeline??"
*Uninstall*
*Uninstall*
January 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"Oh, fuck, a white supremacist video on MY Facebook timeline??"
*Uninstall*
*Uninstall*
Social media comment sections are just people trying to have the wittiest one liner. I remember when they were used for important shit like meme threads.
January 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Social media comment sections are just people trying to have the wittiest one liner. I remember when they were used for important shit like meme threads.
I fully believe that my ironic singing of Creed is going to get me into Creed unironically.
January 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I fully believe that my ironic singing of Creed is going to get me into Creed unironically.
Stayed up too late talking about piss wizardry with the homies.
January 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Stayed up too late talking about piss wizardry with the homies.