Geraldine Bonebed
@bigcitygrackle.bsky.social
keeping this screenshot locked and loaded for the next time an Austinite recommends Chuy's to me
April 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
keeping this screenshot locked and loaded for the next time an Austinite recommends Chuy's to me
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"no more playing by the rules, it's time to enter my maverick era," I whisper to myself as I throw my hand-wash-only laundry into the machine
February 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"no more playing by the rules, it's time to enter my maverick era," I whisper to myself as I throw my hand-wash-only laundry into the machine
How many David Guetta tracks must I reject before Spotify stops putting them into my smart shuffle recommendations???
January 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
How many David Guetta tracks must I reject before Spotify stops putting them into my smart shuffle recommendations???
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prop from Severance-ass dresser
Walking into the thrift store and immediately having my MK Ultra programming activated by this dresser
January 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
prop from Severance-ass dresser
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“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
December 26, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“Haha can you believe McDonalds is doing a Squid Game promo” easily yes because capital subsumes all critiques of itself and no popular TV show or piece of art will ever threaten or unsettle it
what an ice-cold burn
January 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
what an ice-cold burn
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Elon Musk, billionaire owner of Tesla, once belonged to a group of businessmen who played ruthless capitalists.
In the game, called "Monopoly," players aggressively pursue a plan of real estate domination, buying land and building homes and even hotels, while trying to avoid being sent to jail.
In the game, called "Monopoly," players aggressively pursue a plan of real estate domination, buying land and building homes and even hotels, while trying to avoid being sent to jail.
December 10, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Elon Musk, billionaire owner of Tesla, once belonged to a group of businessmen who played ruthless capitalists.
In the game, called "Monopoly," players aggressively pursue a plan of real estate domination, buying land and building homes and even hotels, while trying to avoid being sent to jail.
In the game, called "Monopoly," players aggressively pursue a plan of real estate domination, buying land and building homes and even hotels, while trying to avoid being sent to jail.
okay so maybe my marriage ending *was* my fault
December 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
okay so maybe my marriage ending *was* my fault
someone who recently met me at a party described me to another person as "a sad girl with great tits going through a messy divorce" and I'm fighting the urge to make that my account bio
December 3, 2024 at 7:06 AM
someone who recently met me at a party described me to another person as "a sad girl with great tits going through a messy divorce" and I'm fighting the urge to make that my account bio
I don't really enjoy exorcism movies, but I do envy the backbend flexibility of the demon-possessed.
December 3, 2024 at 6:37 AM
I don't really enjoy exorcism movies, but I do envy the backbend flexibility of the demon-possessed.
Went to the grocery store while feeling dehydrated and came back with at least $40 worth of cherries, mandarins, avocados, and mangos, like some kind of well-to-do flock of fruit bats disguised as a human.
May 30, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Went to the grocery store while feeling dehydrated and came back with at least $40 worth of cherries, mandarins, avocados, and mangos, like some kind of well-to-do flock of fruit bats disguised as a human.
*making small talk* "Ever had a tooth fly out of your mouth when you sneezed?"
May 10, 2024 at 2:41 AM
*making small talk* "Ever had a tooth fly out of your mouth when you sneezed?"
I Will Not Look Back Fondly on This: A Memoir
May 1, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I Will Not Look Back Fondly on This: A Memoir
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2024)
April 23, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2024)
Following in Dorian Gray's footsteps but with the Duolingo app as my portrait in the attic.
April 5, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Following in Dorian Gray's footsteps but with the Duolingo app as my portrait in the attic.
Finally found a place in Houston with some Food Pizza
September 12, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Finally found a place in Houston with some Food Pizza
Whenever I read about the decline of the British aristocracy, I'm always amused by how they ended their era of true power while going by unserious names like Bingo and Dickie or Topsy and Flavinia.
August 15, 2023 at 3:07 PM
Whenever I read about the decline of the British aristocracy, I'm always amused by how they ended their era of true power while going by unserious names like Bingo and Dickie or Topsy and Flavinia.
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before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
August 10, 2023 at 2:11 PM
before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble
welp, the John Wick prequel series is dead to me
August 10, 2023 at 4:38 PM
welp, the John Wick prequel series is dead to me
I like to finish every workout by checking my fitbit app and whispering "tell me I did good"
August 4, 2023 at 1:51 AM
I like to finish every workout by checking my fitbit app and whispering "tell me I did good"
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me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
August 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
me: I need a passport so I can go to australia
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
clerk: have you ever been convicted of a crime?
me: is... is that still necessary
Like I like my men
August 2, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Like I like my men
Holy crap gas is so expensive in Oregon. I'm having to spend twice what it'd cost to fill up a tank back home in Texas.
July 31, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Holy crap gas is so expensive in Oregon. I'm having to spend twice what it'd cost to fill up a tank back home in Texas.
we need no longer live in fear
July 24, 2023 at 9:37 PM
we need no longer live in fear