Bigbootyburrito
@bigbootyburitto.bsky.social
I knit, game, and do chemistry 🏳️🌈
Otis is chilling on my legs while I’ve been reading a book. It’s crazy to think how I imagined days like this months ago and now they’re here, playing out in real time.
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Otis is chilling on my legs while I’ve been reading a book. It’s crazy to think how I imagined days like this months ago and now they’re here, playing out in real time.
Da boi is Zonked
October 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Da boi is Zonked
Hello Bluesky, it’s been a minute but I’m back to Scrolling.
September 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Hello Bluesky, it’s been a minute but I’m back to Scrolling.
Went on a date for the first time in like 70 years the other day?? This man is hot but I’m not Immediately attracted?? Is this growth??
August 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Went on a date for the first time in like 70 years the other day?? This man is hot but I’m not Immediately attracted?? Is this growth??
Not sure how far this will go since I don’t have social media much anymore, but a quick share is appreciated. gofund.me/a71e4ce8
Donate to Honor Kimble's Memory by Helping His Sons, organized by Tanya Murray
My name is Tanya Murray and I am hoping to raise money to help my three nephews… Tanya Murray needs your support for Honor Kimble's Memory by Helping His Sons
gofund.me
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Not sure how far this will go since I don’t have social media much anymore, but a quick share is appreciated. gofund.me/a71e4ce8
I’ve met 3 people on separate occasions and then we all crossed each other’s paths tonight and were four friends for a brief time. So short yet so wonderful! Loved that!!
August 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’ve met 3 people on separate occasions and then we all crossed each other’s paths tonight and were four friends for a brief time. So short yet so wonderful! Loved that!!
Gosh, I like to think I don’t need a man, but then days like today happen where I’m bone tired and nothing sounds better than being squeezed by another human being as I fall asleep. Being a human in need is no fun >:(
July 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Gosh, I like to think I don’t need a man, but then days like today happen where I’m bone tired and nothing sounds better than being squeezed by another human being as I fall asleep. Being a human in need is no fun >:(
Who needs reality TV when reality is like this lol
BREAKING: Trump Says Elon Musk has Trump Derangement Syndrome as Relationship Explodes.
It's over for Musk and Trump. I have the latest. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
It's over for Musk and Trump. I have the latest. open.substack.com/pub/aaronpar...
BREAKING: Trump Says Elon Musk has Trump Derangement Syndrome as Relationship Explodes
The tension between President Donald Trump and tech mogul Elon Musk has taken a sharp turn today, escalating from policy disagreements into overt personal conflict with Donald Trump suggesting Elon Mu...
open.substack.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Who needs reality TV when reality is like this lol
Otis’s adult teeth are coming in already and it’s shaking me to my core because wtf, you’re still a puppy???
May 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Otis’s adult teeth are coming in already and it’s shaking me to my core because wtf, you’re still a puppy???
LISTERIA??
U.S. health officials say a listeria outbreak linked to ready-to-eat sandwiches and snacks has sickened at least 10 people. Here's what to know.
What to know about food poisoning illnesses caused by listeria
U.S. health officials say a listeria outbreak linked to ready-to-eat sandwiches and snacks has sickened at least 10 people.
bit.ly
May 18, 2025 at 7:15 PM
LISTERIA??
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There was a baby at the wedding yesterday and he had his own menu
May 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
There was a baby at the wedding yesterday and he had his own menu
Been listening to a lot of 80s music recently. That shit is so good.
May 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Been listening to a lot of 80s music recently. That shit is so good.
God this song is so good
40 YEARS AGO TODAY on May 18, 1985, "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds reached #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart.
May 18, 2025 at 4:36 PM
God this song is so good
Otis is being a real treat today. Down for a nap rn and I’m knitting in my room. It has Not been sunshine and rainbows for sure, but it makes me so happy to know we’re getting to know each others rhythms.
May 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Otis is being a real treat today. Down for a nap rn and I’m knitting in my room. It has Not been sunshine and rainbows for sure, but it makes me so happy to know we’re getting to know each others rhythms.
Otie has gained the ability to jump Onto furniture….. A new hurdle I must overcome….
May 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Otie has gained the ability to jump Onto furniture….. A new hurdle I must overcome….
I understand Otis is a cutey but god dammit, he’s barely focused when we go outside because of a leaf flying in the wind. PLEASE leave us be unless I welcome you, we’re on a mission!!!!
May 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I understand Otis is a cutey but god dammit, he’s barely focused when we go outside because of a leaf flying in the wind. PLEASE leave us be unless I welcome you, we’re on a mission!!!!
I think I’m hearing another dog whine in a nearby apartment. I’m not alone in my struggle. Thank you for this community of dog owners.
May 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think I’m hearing another dog whine in a nearby apartment. I’m not alone in my struggle. Thank you for this community of dog owners.
Okay sorry, one last thing about The Child. He’s been exploring ways to sit in my lap and play with his toys which is ADORABLE. Still not good at keeping his mouth out of my face, buuuuttttt we’re working on it.
May 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Okay sorry, one last thing about The Child. He’s been exploring ways to sit in my lap and play with his toys which is ADORABLE. Still not good at keeping his mouth out of my face, buuuuttttt we’re working on it.
Literally gave me an anxiety attack on Friday but if there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s Adapt and Overcome.
Also, learned that freezing toys for dogs is like. A thing. So I’m gonna try that.
Also, learned that freezing toys for dogs is like. A thing. So I’m gonna try that.
May 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Literally gave me an anxiety attack on Friday but if there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s Adapt and Overcome.
Also, learned that freezing toys for dogs is like. A thing. So I’m gonna try that.
Also, learned that freezing toys for dogs is like. A thing. So I’m gonna try that.
Anyways, looks like I’m just gonna be talking about my son now.
The way my house quiets at Otis’s nap times…. PURE Bliss. I look forward to him discovering he can just do that himself when he starts getting tired. He’s already settling so fast 🥹
The way my house quiets at Otis’s nap times…. PURE Bliss. I look forward to him discovering he can just do that himself when he starts getting tired. He’s already settling so fast 🥹
May 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Anyways, looks like I’m just gonna be talking about my son now.
The way my house quiets at Otis’s nap times…. PURE Bliss. I look forward to him discovering he can just do that himself when he starts getting tired. He’s already settling so fast 🥹
The way my house quiets at Otis’s nap times…. PURE Bliss. I look forward to him discovering he can just do that himself when he starts getting tired. He’s already settling so fast 🥹
😐 how many times do we gotta go through this old man
President Donald Trump said he has no plans to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, just days after his statement that he would like to terminate Powell caused a stock market selloff.
Trump says he has 'no intention' of firing Federal Reserve chair
President Donald Trump said Tuesday he has no plans to fire Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell, just days after his statement that he would like to terminate the head of the U.S. central bank caused a stock market selloff.
bit.ly
April 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
😐 how many times do we gotta go through this old man
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Alright y’all—early voting starts TODAY in Texas!
Make your voice heard in local elections that impact our schools, streets, and everyday lives.
Find your polling place or more information at votetexas.gov
Make your voice heard in local elections that impact our schools, streets, and everyday lives.
Find your polling place or more information at votetexas.gov
April 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Alright y’all—early voting starts TODAY in Texas!
Make your voice heard in local elections that impact our schools, streets, and everyday lives.
Find your polling place or more information at votetexas.gov
Make your voice heard in local elections that impact our schools, streets, and everyday lives.
Find your polling place or more information at votetexas.gov
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BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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I could die happily (in like 12 years).
April 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I could die happily (in like 12 years).