Jesse
@bigblackbugs.bsky.social
She/her. Aging punker. Satanist. Older than you crew. Law nerd and Felon. 🖤🩶💜🤍
Hey there ho there little people in my phone I hope you’re having a nice night 😊
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Hey there ho there little people in my phone I hope you’re having a nice night 😊
He lo there
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
He lo there
Does anyone really believe that anything is actually going to get better anytime soon or am i hopeless optimistic
October 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Does anyone really believe that anything is actually going to get better anytime soon or am i hopeless optimistic
Ever just wake up feeling alright and then suddenly your knee just starts to ache out of fucking nowhere
Perimenopause needs way more research
Perimenopause needs way more research
August 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Ever just wake up feeling alright and then suddenly your knee just starts to ache out of fucking nowhere
Perimenopause needs way more research
Perimenopause needs way more research
The amount of “easy” address updates I have to make is shockingly low 😑 none of thee apps work and I’m about to blow my top as it were
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The amount of “easy” address updates I have to make is shockingly low 😑 none of thee apps work and I’m about to blow my top as it were
Lol because of course they are. “Hey we know we’re literally the nü gestapo but we also offer health insurance”
New from 404 Media: ICE is about to go on a social media and TV ad recruiting blitz, according to contracting records. Shows ICE wants to target Gen Z and have ads on Hulu, HBO Max, Amazon Prime. Will also geofence areas to target particular people. Wants to hire 14k www.404media.co/ice-is-about...
ICE Is About To Go on a Social Media and TV Ad Recruiting Blitz
Contracting records reviewed by 404 Media show that ICE wants to target Gen Z, including with ads on Hulu and HBO Max.
www.404media.co
August 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Lol because of course they are. “Hey we know we’re literally the nü gestapo but we also offer health insurance”
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Anyone who's tempted to cheer the state going after porn sites like XVideos should think twice. Uthmeier made a name for himself forcing the censorship of LGBTQ+ library books by calling them "patently pornographic" and "harmful to minors."
If he's coming after us, he's coming after you.
If he's coming after us, he's coming after you.
Florida's attorney general threatens school district with formal legal action, saying the book "Call Me By Your Name" and others violate "harmful to minors" statutes.
Of course, it didn't stop him from posting page after page of all the "patently pornographic" language that so offends him.
Of course, it didn't stop him from posting page after page of all the "patently pornographic" language that so offends him.
August 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Anyone who's tempted to cheer the state going after porn sites like XVideos should think twice. Uthmeier made a name for himself forcing the censorship of LGBTQ+ library books by calling them "patently pornographic" and "harmful to minors."
If he's coming after us, he's coming after you.
If he's coming after us, he's coming after you.
JFC man it’s every fucking day with this shit now. And its ESPECIALLY egregious to prey on SW and AP too 😤
🚨 Police recovered stolen personal data from hundreds of adult performers, including SSNs & bank info. Think you’re affected? Take these steps to safeguard your identity ⬇️
www.freespeechcoalition.com/blog/fsc-ale...
www.freespeechcoalition.com/blog/fsc-ale...
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
JFC man it’s every fucking day with this shit now. And its ESPECIALLY egregious to prey on SW and AP too 😤
ALSO also I am getting really sick of mean girls pretending they’re not mean but ARE ACTUALLY QUITE MEAN. Like baby do not make me regress to b9 levels of Antagonism™️
August 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
ALSO also I am getting really sick of mean girls pretending they’re not mean but ARE ACTUALLY QUITE MEAN. Like baby do not make me regress to b9 levels of Antagonism™️
Also can someone kill me? Moving has made me inhuman
August 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Also can someone kill me? Moving has made me inhuman
I just need three specific pals to migrate over here so I can finally end my Twitter accounts
August 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I just need three specific pals to migrate over here so I can finally end my Twitter accounts
Can somebody lease remind this idiot that he’s not on MTV anymore and Mr Show already did a bit on this please
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Can somebody lease remind this idiot that he’s not on MTV anymore and Mr Show already did a bit on this please
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they need a hallmark card for "sorry i got heated making beans"
July 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
they need a hallmark card for "sorry i got heated making beans"
I tried to think of a joke about bats that wouldn’t get my ass moved up each list I’m already on but I tried, brother
NEW: Democrats and Republicans will play *together* in tonight’s Congressional Women’s Softball Game — which they say helps keep the little bipartisanship left in Congress alive
“We all have to do hard things,” one lawmaker said, “we can’t keep hating each other”
www.notus.org/congress/con...
“We all have to do hard things,” one lawmaker said, “we can’t keep hating each other”
www.notus.org/congress/con...
It’s a ‘Horrible Time’ in Congress. But at Least There’s Softball.
Lawmakers playing in the Congressional Women’s Softball Game are doing their best to put politics aside.
www.notus.org
July 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I tried to think of a joke about bats that wouldn’t get my ass moved up each list I’m already on but I tried, brother
All this says to me, a Regular Guy, is not only is he all over the list he knows exactly who else is too and is using it against them but also water, they are reporting, is wet
REPORTER: Did the attorney general tell you that your name appeared in the Epstein files?
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
TRUMP: No no. She's given us just a very quick briefing. These files were made up by Comey, Obama, they were made up by the Biden-- we went through years of that with the Russia Russia Russia hoax
July 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
All this says to me, a Regular Guy, is not only is he all over the list he knows exactly who else is too and is using it against them but also water, they are reporting, is wet
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it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
July 15, 2025 at 7:35 PM
it’s so cool how almost everything is a scam and is simulatenously killing us
Going through the apartment rental process is absolutely ridiculous. I hate this shit
July 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Going through the apartment rental process is absolutely ridiculous. I hate this shit
This is my cat. LOOK AT HER
July 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This is my cat. LOOK AT HER
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I think we need a #GuessTheBiblicalGrounds for Ken Paxton’s divorce.
My guess: “Genitals not like those of donkeys. Badgers, at best. Emissions not horse-like. I’m thinking weasel?”
My guess: “Genitals not like those of donkeys. Badgers, at best. Emissions not horse-like. I’m thinking weasel?”
Do any of my evangelical pals know if "on biblical grounds" has a specific meaning?
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think we need a #GuessTheBiblicalGrounds for Ken Paxton’s divorce.
My guess: “Genitals not like those of donkeys. Badgers, at best. Emissions not horse-like. I’m thinking weasel?”
My guess: “Genitals not like those of donkeys. Badgers, at best. Emissions not horse-like. I’m thinking weasel?”
Breaking: time for my yearly Head Automatica revisit
July 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Breaking: time for my yearly Head Automatica revisit
I feel ✨insane✨ every time I open the apps in this dang thing but still I Post
July 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I feel ✨insane✨ every time I open the apps in this dang thing but still I Post
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If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
July 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
If you put googly eyes on the Pillars of Creation you get muppets 😄😄
Finding a new place to live is SO FUCKING HARD. I hate this shit so much. Why do I need to prove I am worthy of a home. Why do I need to take out an entire loan to BE ALIVE
July 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Finding a new place to live is SO FUCKING HARD. I hate this shit so much. Why do I need to prove I am worthy of a home. Why do I need to take out an entire loan to BE ALIVE
YEAH! So anyway! Here I am, barely alive but trying!
June 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
YEAH! So anyway! Here I am, barely alive but trying!