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Chad Nelson
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Angelino. Photographer. Parent. Tech Lead. Erstwhile Librarian. Generator Generator. low key gooner. Real time jingle blaster.
Male exotic dancer character idea: he starts as a hot librarian, and then one by one, his articles of clothing get “checked out” to the patrons in the audience.

Stage name: Meta Daddy
May 16, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Just added a Wu-Tang quote to my dating profile. Waiting for the matches to roll in.
March 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Ruin a Movie with autocorrect, I’ll start
Richard Linklater’s classic “Beef Whore Sunrise” #autocorrectAmovie
January 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Y’all can stop looking. I’ve found it. The weirdest single item in an audiovisual archive.

californiarevealed.org/do/081b1350-...
Knott's Berry Farm: Audio of Mine Ride and Haunted Shack | California Revealed
californiarevealed.org
November 16, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Imagine being so odious that residents of a place called Pishill want you to just feck right off
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024...
A pint of bitterness: villagers resent Russell Brand’s plans for their pub
People of Pishill fear loss of 800-year-old community asset as they await council decision on ‘mixed-use’ scheme
www.theguardian.com
October 24, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I'm hiring a Full Stack Dev at California Digital Library. We're a small building calisphere.org escholarship.org and more focusing on open access and open culture. Would love some one to help us grow our front-end expertise. Happy to answer questions.

jobs.code4lib.org/jobs/62550
Full Stack Web Developer at California Digital Library - Code4Lib Job Board
jobs.code4lib.org
October 4, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Reposted by Chad Nelson
I've always wished more people would read THE BIRD KING, which made the NPR best fantasy novels of the decade list. Set in the 15th century, it's about two courtiers from the last emirate of Moorish Spain who flee the Inquisition and accidentally kidnap a monk. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
October 4, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Theory: live music is a form of life - an ad-hoc, temporary nervous system connecting multiple life forms together; each wave of sound rippling through the air is a synapse firing a beat to move bodies, to drive one to lose oneself in the new, connected, temporary form of life.
September 25, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Just heard Lucrecia Dalt for the time recently and I’m now obsessed.

youtu.be/tzEZPAAsnZ8?...
Analogue Mountains
Provided to YouTube by BWSCD, Inc.Analogue Mountains · Lucrecia DaltAnticlines℗ 2018 RVNG Intl.Released on: 2018-05-04Music Publisher: RVNG Intl.Auto-generat...
youtu.be
July 4, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Cursed zoom background
February 15, 2024 at 9:14 PM
“Early mascot creation was a world of chaos: Ronald was created by a McDonald’s franchisee, Willard Scott, who later became a weatherman.”
Sooo many terrifying things in this listicle

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
February 1, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Went to my first Home Owners Association general meeting tonight and now I want the comet to come destroy earth quickly because humans were a mistake.
January 23, 2024 at 5:51 AM
My mind is blown that the Portishead song is sampled from the 1969 Mission Impossible soundtrack youtu.be/LkVGfVXPy18?...
January 23, 2024 at 5:49 AM
There is something absolutely wild about TikTok advertising for software engineers in the classifieds section of the print edition of the Culver City newspaper
January 18, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Air frying cold coffee to own the libs
January 6, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Children of Muppets
28 Muppets Later
Reservoir Muppets
December 25, 2023 at 7:25 AM
Every time I walk past this truck with this sticker, all I can think is: taz goatse
December 16, 2023 at 7:33 PM
Reposted by Chad Nelson
One weird limitation of sci-fi & fantasy books for language learning is that for the first 2-3 chapters you keep second-guessing yourself.

"Her dead father smiled back and burst aflame"

Did I read it right? Or do I misremember a word? Or misunderstand the word sequence?
Or are they necromancers?!?
December 5, 2023 at 10:42 PM
The grauniad with some wishful thinking
November 30, 2023 at 6:17 AM
Modern Dating Advice: “Open to LTR” does not refer to someone interested in reading/watching Lord of The Rings #theMoreYouKnow
November 29, 2023 at 11:43 PM
Why is GenZ so hot for Easter? Because it’s when Christ is riz’n
November 29, 2023 at 5:12 PM
Solo thanksgiving so I cycled 30 miles through the streets of LA. I saw: sidewalk turkey Barbecue; a Mexican funk band serenading a baseball game; church after church after church feeding the hungry; hot rods blaring accordion music; so many people for whom todays is not a day off; countless murals;
November 24, 2023 at 3:10 AM
If you say so
November 24, 2023 at 2:55 AM
Imagine being Paul Simon and writing “all my words come back to me / in shades of mediocrity”? If his own lyrics are just mediocre, him describing anyone else’s lyrics must be a bloodbath.
November 22, 2023 at 7:43 AM