Just added a Wu-Tang quote to my dating profile. Waiting for the matches to roll in.

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“Early mascot creation was a world of chaos: Ronald was created by a McDonald’s franchisee, Willard Scott, who later became a weatherman.”
Sooo many terrifying things in this listicle

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

There is something absolutely wild about TikTok advertising for software engineers in the classifieds section of the print edition of the Culver City newspaper

Every time I walk past this truck with this sticker, all I can think is: taz goatse

The grauniad with some wishful thinking

My personal recent fave

Solo thanksgiving so I cycled 30 miles through the streets of LA. I saw: sidewalk turkey Barbecue; a Mexican funk band serenading a baseball game; church after church after church feeding the hungry; hot rods blaring accordion music; so many people for whom todays is not a day off; countless murals;

If you say so

Make a cute cat look creepy with one photo

Same