Gablue-sky
@biandpolar.bsky.social
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I think that old people should have to do yearly drivers tests 🤷♀️
I think that old people should have to do yearly drivers tests 🤷♀️
Gf had a dream I said it was okay to be with another man, she only likes boyfriend number 2 now smh.
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Gf had a dream I said it was okay to be with another man, she only likes boyfriend number 2 now smh.
You burp in my face?
I'm.
Gonna.
Sniff.
I'm.
Gonna.
Sniff.
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
You burp in my face?
I'm.
Gonna.
Sniff.
I'm.
Gonna.
Sniff.
As a Starbucks union barista say it louder
Tesla doesn't recongise Trade Unions.
Apple doesn't recognise unions.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
The big corporations are not on your side.
Apple doesn't recognise unions.
Amazon is anti-union.
McDonald's is anti-union.
Starbucks is anti-union.
Google is anti-union.
Walmart is anti-union.
The big corporations are not on your side.
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
As a Starbucks union barista say it louder
Favorite Christmas movie hoe mulone
December 21, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Favorite Christmas movie hoe mulone
Galvin and the kinkmonks
December 15, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Galvin and the kinkmonks
"they're nonbinary they don't need a car"
October 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
"they're nonbinary they don't need a car"
that feelin when you breathe out and the breath is all hot after eating soup
September 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
that feelin when you breathe out and the breath is all hot after eating soup
Dying smoke alarm woke me up at 6:30 contemplating ending it all
August 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Dying smoke alarm woke me up at 6:30 contemplating ending it all
"I really want to stay at your house" during my shower was a personal attack spotify
August 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"I really want to stay at your house" during my shower was a personal attack spotify
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a man was just arrested at a D.C. congressional parking lot driving a Subaru with a tricycle strapped to the roof. inside he had a sword, a halberd, an AK-47 with a bayonet and 30-round magazine, an unlicensed pistol and a bow and arrow
of course he's an Oregonian
share.google/5r2nbKcwU1rV...
of course he's an Oregonian
share.google/5r2nbKcwU1rV...
Tricycle strapped to roof of car, bow and arrow, medieval weapon lead to man’s arrest near US Capitol - WTOP News
An “unusual vehicle” on Pennsylvania Avenue led to the detainment of a person near the U.S. Capitol.
share.google
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
a man was just arrested at a D.C. congressional parking lot driving a Subaru with a tricycle strapped to the roof. inside he had a sword, a halberd, an AK-47 with a bayonet and 30-round magazine, an unlicensed pistol and a bow and arrow
of course he's an Oregonian
share.google/5r2nbKcwU1rV...
of course he's an Oregonian
share.google/5r2nbKcwU1rV...
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On the last day of six eight hour shifts in a row how tf do people do this every week
June 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
On the last day of six eight hour shifts in a row how tf do people do this every week
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A temple? No, sir.
My body is a banana stand.
My body is a banana stand.
June 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A temple? No, sir.
My body is a banana stand.
My body is a banana stand.
Reposted by Gablue-sky
Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
June 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Pro tip:
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
If they aren’t serving crackers and cheese, find another orgy.
Reposted by Gablue-sky
this morning, i very narrowly avoided a HORRIFIC INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT due to improper labeling of chemicals (i almost pulled myself a decaf shot by mistake)
June 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
this morning, i very narrowly avoided a HORRIFIC INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT due to improper labeling of chemicals (i almost pulled myself a decaf shot by mistake)
Driving to Vegas got the gf next to me happily playing balatro on my legion, life good.
June 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Driving to Vegas got the gf next to me happily playing balatro on my legion, life good.
I've been in bed in the fetal position for like three days anyone wanna rip out my ulcer for me this shit sucks
June 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I've been in bed in the fetal position for like three days anyone wanna rip out my ulcer for me this shit sucks
If y'all haven't seen Mickey 17 go watch it, honestly silly when it needed to be with gripping political commentary and a solid story.
May 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
If y'all haven't seen Mickey 17 go watch it, honestly silly when it needed to be with gripping political commentary and a solid story.
I was so dehydrated and malnourished from my ulcer related issues I almost got to spend a few days in the hospital but told them I couldn't afford it lmao I love the US
May 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I was so dehydrated and malnourished from my ulcer related issues I almost got to spend a few days in the hospital but told them I couldn't afford it lmao I love the US
At the doctor for tummy maybe they'll euthanize meeeee
May 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
At the doctor for tummy maybe they'll euthanize meeeee
Love sitting in a thirteen minute queue for a 6 minute match thank you stadium I wanna play more
May 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Love sitting in a thirteen minute queue for a 6 minute match thank you stadium I wanna play more
Imagine being named Ralph and some person threw up and named it after you that's fucking embarrassing
May 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Imagine being named Ralph and some person threw up and named it after you that's fucking embarrassing
Whoever put on the weather this morning really nailed it
May 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Whoever put on the weather this morning really nailed it