the "esc" key on a keyboard is a holdover from early-'90s personal computers. on some models it would dispense a can of escargot out of one of the unused drive bays. they put it in the corner so you wouldn't press it by accident because you only got three of them. i pushed it once and got grounded

the interesting thing about atheists is that the vast majority of them fervently believe in santa claus. i couldn't tell you why, but it's frankly really charming, and i mean who am i to tell them they're wrong

I love College Football. Its the only sport more absurd than English footy.

You lose twice before the playoffs start and niggas tryna carry your body through the streets like you are a captured war criminal.

I definitely feel less and less interested in Twitter, but I appreciate this because it has the exact vibe I'd use to describe how it feels right now. A man desperate for relevance makes escalating levels of bad decisions in pursuit of the love of a man who lacks empathy or morals

This is what feminism looks like, guys

My man RC looks like he should be flipping a coin to determine Batman's fate

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

Let's fucking go

These servers are boiling

Scrolling Bluesky feels therapeutic as sh*t

Oh wow. People are actually in this bitch! How nice. Not much to say currently except new Abbott tonight at 9:30🫡

Fun fact: If someone quotes a post of yours in a way that is unwelcome (as is commonplace on Twitter/X) there is a tool to combat the unwanted attention. Simply click the three dot menu on the quote post & click "Detach quote". This removes your post from their quote post. Useful to know, do share!

If I see a single b*rb on here, I will give up social media and just start writing my manic thoughts in a journal like a normal person.