And a banging song to boot.

Partner! I'm only 25 but we've been together for nearly 6 years, we both use the word "partner" instead of boyfriend/girlfriend.

I have not.

Mostly I'm Team Elrond. I can't help it. It's the Higher Education Senior Manager in me.

"Oh we're finally doing a project to address the shit i said was a massive fuck up ages ago. That's nice. No I won't lead it."

Look, when it comes to going back and forth in the dark with no clear plan and a lot of suffering, your guy has form.

There’s a Bluesky/Blue Labour gag just waiting to be made if someone wants to workshop a punchline.

Sajnos így három rajzfilm rablot látok magam előtt, ahogy a hatukon viszik ki a miloi vénuszt ballonkabátban