Brandon 🇨🇦
@bgermaney.bsky.social
Sporadically intelligent. Consistently inconsistent. Rarely entertaining.
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This new ChatGPT image generator is pretty good!
March 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
This new ChatGPT image generator is pretty good!
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
With everything we know about trump, the fact that he mentioned the definition of “reciprocal”, means that someone had to explain it to him before this meeting.
March 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
With everything we know about trump, the fact that he mentioned the definition of “reciprocal”, means that someone had to explain it to him before this meeting.
Part of me wants to condemn, hate and block every republican/conservative I know, and the other part wants to never speak of politics ever again.
March 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Part of me wants to condemn, hate and block every republican/conservative I know, and the other part wants to never speak of politics ever again.
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Trump and Musk are doing a $350 billion pump and dump with your tax money. Trump’s “Crypto Reserve” is a money laundering scheme and you are being robbed blind.
March 3, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Trump and Musk are doing a $350 billion pump and dump with your tax money. Trump’s “Crypto Reserve” is a money laundering scheme and you are being robbed blind.
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In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
March 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.
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The Whitehouse repackaged already public information about the Epstein case and redacted it before sending it out. It was already circulating unredacted for years in official US court documents.
Once again... say it with us... MAGA got played.
Once again... say it with us... MAGA got played.
February 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The Whitehouse repackaged already public information about the Epstein case and redacted it before sending it out. It was already circulating unredacted for years in official US court documents.
Once again... say it with us... MAGA got played.
Once again... say it with us... MAGA got played.
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TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development reportedly hacked to display a possibly AI generate video of Kremlin asset Trump, code name Krasnov, licking oligarch Elon Musk’s feet. #3E #EndOligarchy
February 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
TV screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development reportedly hacked to display a possibly AI generate video of Kremlin asset Trump, code name Krasnov, licking oligarch Elon Musk’s feet. #3E #EndOligarchy
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Happy Flag Day, hosers!
February 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Happy Flag Day, hosers!
I understand. When groundhogs do it, it’s considered cute, but when I do it, it’s “rude” and “stealing a child’s lunch.” Ok.
February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I understand. When groundhogs do it, it’s considered cute, but when I do it, it’s “rude” and “stealing a child’s lunch.” Ok.
I thought Elon was just a douche-loving cuck, but I’m starting to think he’s actually a maniacal billionaire with a new orange toy.
"You are not the president and you need to go away.”
February 13, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I thought Elon was just a douche-loving cuck, but I’m starting to think he’s actually a maniacal billionaire with a new orange toy.
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Still a few smart people around
February 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Still a few smart people around
Hey Americans, how’s breakfast been going?
February 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Hey Americans, how’s breakfast been going?
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Gulf of Distraction
February 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Gulf of Distraction
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Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
February 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.
Can I get a full and comprehensive breakdown of Kendrick’s ht show, thanks?
February 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Can I get a full and comprehensive breakdown of Kendrick’s ht show, thanks?
I’m excited to see what tonight’s meme is! #superbowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’m excited to see what tonight’s meme is! #superbowl
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Happy Super Bowl Sunday!
February 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Happy Super Bowl Sunday!
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February 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Someone deserves a raise at @theonion.com
CDC Introduces ‘Raw Dog’ The STI Pup To Educate Children About The Dangers Of Unprotected Sex
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January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Someone deserves a raise at @theonion.com