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Bearded Lawyer
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I think he hates football fans. Surely he likes the football.
November 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
That is wild. In November? No thank you.
November 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When judges go on senior status, they create a vacancy on the bench to be filled. When they retire from senior status, they do not create any vacancy to be filled.
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Dog does not even know it had a birthday.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Where do I send my crypto?
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t know Milo you might have garnered a few more listeners if you self proclaimed it “This was shite”. 🤪
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Also I imagine Frank gave the player the choice. The club and mgr presumably could have kept him at the club.
November 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Spurs almost seem injury cursed.
November 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That’s probably right but RKM remains a bit unknown. A fully fit Dom might be ahead of him and I’m not trying to start the Tel wars but he does have a knack for goal that Odobert may not.

And I hope Frank has now put the starting Benthinha midfield experience behind him.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
COYSky going to be very confused by that ask.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gosh. Such class from Kane to win the header, deli’s flick, and Erickson banging it in on his weaker foot. Peak DESK work there.
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Spurs could easily be third could easily be 10th come Sunday. Great!

#coys
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think even ManU could play through that middle.
November 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Ankle injuries can be tough. Especially if it’s a tendon issue. Go back and watch the Maddison recovery video and Dom didn’t look confident in his ankle then either.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Ooooof. Dom does not sound close to a return.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If we start Benthinha we are in real trouble.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If we play Benthinha I have no idea how we win this game.
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Reposted by Bearded Lawyer
Imagine you were on the beach at Hastings in 1066, and saw that fateful arrow fly into Harald’s eye.

You turn to Guillaume the Conqueror and give him $2.5 MILLION. His eyes bug out.

You pile up an extra $2.5 million Every Single Day since then.

You still don’t have a trillion dollars.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM