Bearded Lawyer
@bgastel.bsky.social
Full Time Lawyer, Part Time Beekeeper, All Day COYS, Half Marathoner.
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[Spurs Official] Best goal you’ve ever seen live? Go👇
November 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM
[Spurs Official] Best goal you’ve ever seen live? Go👇
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Imagine you were on the beach at Hastings in 1066, and saw that fateful arrow fly into Harald’s eye.
You turn to Guillaume the Conqueror and give him $2.5 MILLION. His eyes bug out.
You pile up an extra $2.5 million Every Single Day since then.
You still don’t have a trillion dollars.
You turn to Guillaume the Conqueror and give him $2.5 MILLION. His eyes bug out.
You pile up an extra $2.5 million Every Single Day since then.
You still don’t have a trillion dollars.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Imagine you were on the beach at Hastings in 1066, and saw that fateful arrow fly into Harald’s eye.
You turn to Guillaume the Conqueror and give him $2.5 MILLION. His eyes bug out.
You pile up an extra $2.5 million Every Single Day since then.
You still don’t have a trillion dollars.
You turn to Guillaume the Conqueror and give him $2.5 MILLION. His eyes bug out.
You pile up an extra $2.5 million Every Single Day since then.
You still don’t have a trillion dollars.
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VICTORY: Judge Ellis granted the most powerful rebuke of the Trump admin’s immigration enforcement tactics yet — a preliminary injunction to more permanently stop the violent and lawless tactics federal agents have deployed against protestors, press, and clergy in the Chicago area.
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
VICTORY: Judge Ellis granted the most powerful rebuke of the Trump admin’s immigration enforcement tactics yet — a preliminary injunction to more permanently stop the violent and lawless tactics federal agents have deployed against protestors, press, and clergy in the Chicago area.
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Nobody needs a FIFA Peace Price. Nobody asked for a FIFA Peace Prize. Your last two Men's World Cup hosts were Russia and Qatar. Your next Men's World Cup finals host is blowing up boats in the Caribbean right now. Shut the fuqq up, FIFA.
November 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Nobody needs a FIFA Peace Price. Nobody asked for a FIFA Peace Prize. Your last two Men's World Cup hosts were Russia and Qatar. Your next Men's World Cup finals host is blowing up boats in the Caribbean right now. Shut the fuqq up, FIFA.
Only five teams remain unbeaten in the UCL: Bayern, Woolwich, Inter, City and… Spurs.
Very Spursy.
Very Spursy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Only five teams remain unbeaten in the UCL: Bayern, Woolwich, Inter, City and… Spurs.
Very Spursy.
Very Spursy.
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Not going to be able to watch the game today and first time in a long time I’m not too bummed about that.
With that I do hope we see some chopping and changing from Frank. This team can play way better than it has and Frank needs to start finding solutions.
#coys
With that I do hope we see some chopping and changing from Frank. This team can play way better than it has and Frank needs to start finding solutions.
#coys
November 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Not going to be able to watch the game today and first time in a long time I’m not too bummed about that.
With that I do hope we see some chopping and changing from Frank. This team can play way better than it has and Frank needs to start finding solutions.
#coys
With that I do hope we see some chopping and changing from Frank. This team can play way better than it has and Frank needs to start finding solutions.
#coys
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You may not agree with the comments from Frank and the players, or believe that the price of a ticket allows you to do as you please. But, players are asking for help and saying that that booing affects their performance.
Supporters are being invited to support, so support.
#coys
Supporters are being invited to support, so support.
#coys
November 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You may not agree with the comments from Frank and the players, or believe that the price of a ticket allows you to do as you please. But, players are asking for help and saying that that booing affects their performance.
Supporters are being invited to support, so support.
#coys
Supporters are being invited to support, so support.
#coys
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November 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Seems like the last two years our season has fallen apart with this home Chelsea fixture.
Here’s hoping Thomas The Frank Engine has some magic in him to unlock this squad and reverse this trend.
#coys.
Here’s hoping Thomas The Frank Engine has some magic in him to unlock this squad and reverse this trend.
#coys.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Seems like the last two years our season has fallen apart with this home Chelsea fixture.
Here’s hoping Thomas The Frank Engine has some magic in him to unlock this squad and reverse this trend.
#coys.
Here’s hoping Thomas The Frank Engine has some magic in him to unlock this squad and reverse this trend.
#coys.
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It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.
November 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
It really is amazing that when a popular young Democratic politician who wants to solve real problems for people beats an old-guard institutionalist Democrat in a primary, the institutionalist Democrat just stays in the race and basically runs as a Republican.
Happy Halloween COYSky.
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy Halloween COYSky.
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Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.
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Please share: Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know her opponent’s name. That’s how desperate she is to keep her seat.
I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
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October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Please share: Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know her opponent’s name. That’s how desperate she is to keep her seat.
I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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Literally tilting at windmills.
RFK Jr. directs CDC to study alleged harms of offshore wind farms, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/4hxHgEh
RFK Jr. directs CDC to study alleged harms of offshore wind farms, Bloomberg News reports
U.S. health secretary Robert Kennedy Jr. ordered the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention staff to probe the potential harms of offshore wind farms, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing people familiar with the matter.
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October 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Literally tilting at windmills.
Someone needs to wake up @george-miller.org from his college football bender and remind him his other sports team plays in a few hours and we need a match thread open ASAP.
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Someone needs to wake up @george-miller.org from his college football bender and remind him his other sports team plays in a few hours and we need a match thread open ASAP.
If we see Bentancur and Palhinha we riot today right? Or is it too early for rioting?
I’d prefer to see Palhinha and Sarr. With Xavi at the 10.
If it works we can start calling it the PPx midfield.
What is your preference today?
#coys
I’d prefer to see Palhinha and Sarr. With Xavi at the 10.
If it works we can start calling it the PPx midfield.
What is your preference today?
#coys
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If we see Bentancur and Palhinha we riot today right? Or is it too early for rioting?
I’d prefer to see Palhinha and Sarr. With Xavi at the 10.
If it works we can start calling it the PPx midfield.
What is your preference today?
#coys
I’d prefer to see Palhinha and Sarr. With Xavi at the 10.
If it works we can start calling it the PPx midfield.
What is your preference today?
#coys
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jeffries waiting until now to endorse is really the perfect microcosm of elite Dem futility: doing the right thing but too late and getting no credit for it
October 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
jeffries waiting until now to endorse is really the perfect microcosm of elite Dem futility: doing the right thing but too late and getting no credit for it
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NEW RESOURCE: We’ve updated our Nonprofit Toolkit for organizations preparing for politicized government investigations. Our latest primer covers what to do if your org receives a gov demand to disclose sensitive data. Get it here:
What if …your nonprofit receives a demand to disclose sensitive data?
A data demand is a request or order from the government that an organization provide certain information.
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October 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
NEW RESOURCE: We’ve updated our Nonprofit Toolkit for organizations preparing for politicized government investigations. Our latest primer covers what to do if your org receives a gov demand to disclose sensitive data. Get it here: