Bearded Lawyer
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Full Time Lawyer, Part Time Beekeeper, All Day COYS, Half Marathoner.
Only five teams remain unbeaten in the UCL: Bayern, Woolwich, Inter, City and… Spurs.
Very Spursy.
Very Spursy.
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Only five teams remain unbeaten in the UCL: Bayern, Woolwich, Inter, City and… Spurs.
Very Spursy.
Very Spursy.
Happy Halloween COYSky.
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Happy Halloween COYSky.
If we fail to win this weekend and, given our run of upcoming fixtures, then this whole thing could curdle real fast.
October 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If we fail to win this weekend and, given our run of upcoming fixtures, then this whole thing could curdle real fast.
Xg had a laugher today.
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Xg had a laugher today.
For the stat nerds, when was the last time all teams on a Saturday EPL weekend won while scoring 2 and only 2 goals?
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
For the stat nerds, when was the last time all teams on a Saturday EPL weekend won while scoring 2 and only 2 goals?
Ange with the worst luck on CB fitness ever.
I also look forward to all the takes blaming him for this one too.
I also look forward to all the takes blaming him for this one too.
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ange with the worst luck on CB fitness ever.
I also look forward to all the takes blaming him for this one too.
I also look forward to all the takes blaming him for this one too.
I watched the game. A few tetchy moments but it seemed the crowd was more riled up with hostility than the players.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
August 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I watched the game. A few tetchy moments but it seemed the crowd was more riled up with hostility than the players.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
What game did fotmob watch today?!
August 23, 2025 at 2:07 PM
What game did fotmob watch today?!
Just putting this out there….
August 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Just putting this out there….
Fair point but if you look at JM’s comps not anyone at his level is available so it’s hardly an option to just go in the market and buy a JM replacement.
He is an elite, premier league proven 10.
Not many of those around and as a result we are being forced into a square peg/round hole solution
He is an elite, premier league proven 10.
Not many of those around and as a result we are being forced into a square peg/round hole solution
August 14, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Fair point but if you look at JM’s comps not anyone at his level is available so it’s hardly an option to just go in the market and buy a JM replacement.
He is an elite, premier league proven 10.
Not many of those around and as a result we are being forced into a square peg/round hole solution
He is an elite, premier league proven 10.
Not many of those around and as a result we are being forced into a square peg/round hole solution
Are their jackets?
Like these jackets?
Like these jackets?
August 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Are their jackets?
Like these jackets?
Like these jackets?
Is the French President sponsoring Reading FC this year?
July 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Is the French President sponsoring Reading FC this year?
I disagree. By rule the sub GK rule if you name only two list A GKs would only require one of those 2 GKs to be out a month.
So you could sub in Kinsky if either Austin or Vic are injured b/c the rule allows a non-club trained GK to substitute in for a club trained one.
So you could sub in Kinsky if either Austin or Vic are injured b/c the rule allows a non-club trained GK to substitute in for a club trained one.
June 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I disagree. By rule the sub GK rule if you name only two list A GKs would only require one of those 2 GKs to be out a month.
So you could sub in Kinsky if either Austin or Vic are injured b/c the rule allows a non-club trained GK to substitute in for a club trained one.
So you could sub in Kinsky if either Austin or Vic are injured b/c the rule allows a non-club trained GK to substitute in for a club trained one.
I’ll come with the receipt on this too…
June 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’ll come with the receipt on this too…
Hilarious to me that Jay Harris quickly discounts Frank finishing 16th because the year was “disrupted by injuries”.
June 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hilarious to me that Jay Harris quickly discounts Frank finishing 16th because the year was “disrupted by injuries”.
A friendly reminder this lineup beat Man U 4-3 in a scoreline that flattered United. Reguilon was a used substitute that day too.
We can do this
#coys.
We can do this
#coys.
May 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A friendly reminder this lineup beat Man U 4-3 in a scoreline that flattered United. Reguilon was a used substitute that day too.
We can do this
#coys.
We can do this
#coys.
This is the lineup we all want in Sunday, right?
Subbing Deki and Richy at the 60 min mark?
Subbing Deki and Richy at the 60 min mark?
May 3, 2025 at 2:34 AM
This is the lineup we all want in Sunday, right?
Subbing Deki and Richy at the 60 min mark?
Subbing Deki and Richy at the 60 min mark?
16th thank you. 16th!!
April 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
16th thank you. 16th!!
Crazy to think that there might be only three players from this 11 starting for us at the weekend and there is a world where only 1 (kulusevski) gets the nod.
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Crazy to think that there might be only three players from this 11 starting for us at the weekend and there is a world where only 1 (kulusevski) gets the nod.
Dearest football gods,
May the luck of away teams in the FA Cup please spill over to tomorrow?
Yours Truly,
All Spurs fans.
May the luck of away teams in the FA Cup please spill over to tomorrow?
Yours Truly,
All Spurs fans.
February 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Dearest football gods,
May the luck of away teams in the FA Cup please spill over to tomorrow?
Yours Truly,
All Spurs fans.
May the luck of away teams in the FA Cup please spill over to tomorrow?
Yours Truly,
All Spurs fans.
Remember when we could omit Davies, Spence, Reguilon, and Lankshear because there was no room for them in the match day squad?
Liverpool have been like that all year.
Liverpool have been like that all year.
February 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Remember when we could omit Davies, Spence, Reguilon, and Lankshear because there was no room for them in the match day squad?
Liverpool have been like that all year.
Liverpool have been like that all year.
Don’t love this forecast.
January 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Don’t love this forecast.
What German with a crystal ball based the Bundesliga logo on HK's stunning goal today?
If I had that level of sorcery I'd use it differently.
If I had that level of sorcery I'd use it differently.
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
What German with a crystal ball based the Bundesliga logo on HK's stunning goal today?
If I had that level of sorcery I'd use it differently.
If I had that level of sorcery I'd use it differently.