boppenheimer
@bezt.bsky.social
found baldurs grape now what
January 2, 2026 at 5:39 PM
found baldurs grape now what
Samsung TV Plus is great. I'm watching a movie where Santa stabs James Caan and drowns Fran Drescher in a bowl of egg nog.
December 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Samsung TV Plus is great. I'm watching a movie where Santa stabs James Caan and drowns Fran Drescher in a bowl of egg nog.
just park your car ffs you don't need to attempt a back-in 4 times in a crowded lot. People are allergic to just doing the normal thing while driving
September 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just park your car ffs you don't need to attempt a back-in 4 times in a crowded lot. People are allergic to just doing the normal thing while driving
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of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
of all the dumb shit that sucks these days, the dumbest and pettiest shit that sucks is the way people fetishize debate. i would like to revert to the old roughly agreed-upon cultural understanding that debate club is for boring friendless nerds
1 - 800 - D R U I D I A
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
1 - 800 - D R U I D I A
Tim Cook is a chode that is all
August 7, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Tim Cook is a chode that is all
Flipping off cyber trucks is so fucking funny. Florida lunatic started chasing me tho
June 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Flipping off cyber trucks is so fucking funny. Florida lunatic started chasing me tho
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Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Shaker
May 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper Shaker
"go outside and talk to real people, it's not like it is online" I go outside and to work and to family events and I hear even more insane shit than I hear online. This strategy is not rooted in reality, and people who push it are insincere.
April 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"go outside and talk to real people, it's not like it is online" I go outside and to work and to family events and I hear even more insane shit than I hear online. This strategy is not rooted in reality, and people who push it are insincere.
Just got my SEBO vacuum it's over I'm old now. Vacuum is sick tho
April 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just got my SEBO vacuum it's over I'm old now. Vacuum is sick tho
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
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Need to resurrect the term hotboy
February 7, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Need to resurrect the term hotboy
God I can't stand truck lingo. Wtf does Laramie mean ugh
February 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
God I can't stand truck lingo. Wtf does Laramie mean ugh
Getting around to watching Ally McBeal, and it's checking a lot of boxes for me lol. Elaine is totally a proto-Jenna Maroney
January 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Getting around to watching Ally McBeal, and it's checking a lot of boxes for me lol. Elaine is totally a proto-Jenna Maroney
The Substance was craaaazzy! Wtf
January 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Substance was craaaazzy! Wtf
When people talk about follower/ing numbers it just reminds me of when trump talks about TV ratings like I'm supposed to give a fuck
January 1, 2025 at 3:29 PM
When people talk about follower/ing numbers it just reminds me of when trump talks about TV ratings like I'm supposed to give a fuck
Dolly: eating waffle fries
December 11, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Dolly: eating waffle fries
Do students not have to cite their sources these days?
December 10, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Do students not have to cite their sources these days?
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[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
[you find a mysterious charging port on your body]
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
oh no
[also it’s not usb-c]
OH NO
Underrated IASIP quote is when Dennis says, "That's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life."
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
Underrated IASIP quote is when Dennis says, "That's not the first time you've described your life in the way of John Rambo's life."