This is what I'm going to call them from now on.

There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate

I had the same issue with these Seagulls. No matter how nicely I asked them, they just wouldn't fly in the right place to give a spooky ambiance to my photo of Whitby Abbey.

.....scrolls through Tom's posts to find the ones posted after 8pm!!

As your neighbour in Lincolnshire, we just called them woodlice too! Feel like we missed out.

Would be wonderful to add this to my collection of your other books.