I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
FFXIV side account of @rb-illustration.co.uk | 30s | white | they/them | On 7.3 | SFW | No RP | 🔴MCH🔵DRK/GNB🟢AST
Pinned
Hello and welcome to my FFXIV account! 💫
Meet Roscoe!
🔸 Semi-retired adventurer/Warrior of Darkness
🔸 Adoptive father of Yuyuka, Warrior of Light
🔸 Dark-Knight-turned-Machinist
🔸 Your lalamigo from Ala Mhigo
Here you'll find MSQ/lore rambling, gpose and glams!
Meet Roscoe!
🔸 Semi-retired adventurer/Warrior of Darkness
🔸 Adoptive father of Yuyuka, Warrior of Light
🔸 Dark-Knight-turned-Machinist
🔸 Your lalamigo from Ala Mhigo
Here you'll find MSQ/lore rambling, gpose and glams!
Hilariously I think it's his raccoon mask which is the only part of his design I have no solid lore explanation for. Is it make-up? Is it a natural feature? I have NO IDEA, I just put it on him, loved it, and could never fully figure out how to justify it
What do you think your WoL/OCs most recognizable trait is? #WOLQOTD
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Hilariously I think it's his raccoon mask which is the only part of his design I have no solid lore explanation for. Is it make-up? Is it a natural feature? I have NO IDEA, I just put it on him, loved it, and could never fully figure out how to justify it
"I'll just do a quick normal raid before I go to sleep," I said, like a fool, before 6 wipes and a vote abandon on the final Omega raid
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"I'll just do a quick normal raid before I go to sleep," I said, like a fool, before 6 wipes and a vote abandon on the final Omega raid
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Brainstormed more Roscoe lore while playing through post-HW tonight, and decided it would be hilarious if Roscoe is reunited with his parents because Mimiru saw Omega crashing into Gyr Abania and went running after it for scrap metal
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Brainstormed more Roscoe lore while playing through post-HW tonight, and decided it would be hilarious if Roscoe is reunited with his parents because Mimiru saw Omega crashing into Gyr Abania and went running after it for scrap metal
The Aery is now referred to only as 'Nidhogg's Gym' in my FC due to these particularly buff dragons
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Aery is now referred to only as 'Nidhogg's Gym' in my FC due to these particularly buff dragons
PLEASE we're so close to hitting Stormblood in our MSQ replay here
November 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
PLEASE we're so close to hitting Stormblood in our MSQ replay here
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Brainstormed too hard during MSQ replay and ended up creating Ozuki, a next-gen sylph child who spends their time disguised as a lalafell. An older Yuyuka will end up standing a bit too close to a ripened podling, shenanigans (unexpected adoption) ensue.🌱
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Brainstormed too hard during MSQ replay and ended up creating Ozuki, a next-gen sylph child who spends their time disguised as a lalafell. An older Yuyuka will end up standing a bit too close to a ripened podling, shenanigans (unexpected adoption) ensue.🌱
LRT YES. YESS
One of many reasons I love ShB the most is because of how it shows your WoL as a fallible being who is VERY capable of failing and being overpowered, and the impact it has on everyone around them who believed in them. I'm chewing on it
One of many reasons I love ShB the most is because of how it shows your WoL as a fallible being who is VERY capable of failing and being overpowered, and the impact it has on everyone around them who believed in them. I'm chewing on it
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
LRT YES. YESS
One of many reasons I love ShB the most is because of how it shows your WoL as a fallible being who is VERY capable of failing and being overpowered, and the impact it has on everyone around them who believed in them. I'm chewing on it
One of many reasons I love ShB the most is because of how it shows your WoL as a fallible being who is VERY capable of failing and being overpowered, and the impact it has on everyone around them who believed in them. I'm chewing on it
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
i’m just going to leave this here
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i’m just going to leave this here
Alliance raid explorer mode I'm begging
#wolqotd #wolquestion
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
You have been granted one (1) minor boon from Yoshi-P: you can add, subtract, or change something about FFXIV in a *minor* way, no restructuring entire systems or expac stories, nothing that changes the course of the narrative. What do you choose?
November 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Alliance raid explorer mode I'm begging
I started EW about 2 weeks after release due to still wrapping up 5.5 when it came out, so 6.1 was my first up-to-date patch!
When I actually started playing, 5.3 had just come out and my timeline was in a frenzy - actual perfect timing because I don't remember any of it so didn't get spoiled
When I actually started playing, 5.3 had just come out and my timeline was in a frenzy - actual perfect timing because I don't remember any of it so didn't get spoiled
#wolqotd As a player, what was the first patch you were caught up for?
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I started EW about 2 weeks after release due to still wrapping up 5.5 when it came out, so 6.1 was my first up-to-date patch!
When I actually started playing, 5.3 had just come out and my timeline was in a frenzy - actual perfect timing because I don't remember any of it so didn't get spoiled
When I actually started playing, 5.3 had just come out and my timeline was in a frenzy - actual perfect timing because I don't remember any of it so didn't get spoiled
How we expected more of our post-HW replay to go: Gyr Abania-related Roscoe thoughts
How it actually went: Sylph grandchild
How it actually went: Sylph grandchild
November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How we expected more of our post-HW replay to go: Gyr Abania-related Roscoe thoughts
How it actually went: Sylph grandchild
How it actually went: Sylph grandchild
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
When 7.4 arrives, here's a compilation of versatile shoes and boots exclusive to crafter/gatherers I think will go great with a variety of glams, combat classes or otherwise. Item name and details in alt-text. I prioritized footwear aesthetically keeps up with Endwalker/Dawntrail graphics. 👢
🧵 1/3
🧵 1/3
November 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
When 7.4 arrives, here's a compilation of versatile shoes and boots exclusive to crafter/gatherers I think will go great with a variety of glams, combat classes or otherwise. Item name and details in alt-text. I prioritized footwear aesthetically keeps up with Endwalker/Dawntrail graphics. 👢
🧵 1/3
🧵 1/3
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Sitting Pretty 🌻
(Immediate Reupload! I forgot to add the eye shines.)
(Immediate Reupload! I forgot to add the eye shines.)
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sitting Pretty 🌻
(Immediate Reupload! I forgot to add the eye shines.)
(Immediate Reupload! I forgot to add the eye shines.)
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Bonus glam shot. Ohhh My Shaylaaaaa!!! 🥺
November 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Bonus glam shot. Ohhh My Shaylaaaaa!!! 🥺
Gridania starter here! I think I started playing on September 4th 2020, and I got 'Storyteller 1' on the same day as this - so I presume day 1 just involved me cluelessly following my friends around the Shroud
November 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Gridania starter here! I think I started playing on September 4th 2020, and I got 'Storyteller 1' on the same day as this - so I presume day 1 just involved me cluelessly following my friends around the Shroud
I didn't grow up playing Animal Crossing and have only played New Horizons, so I love that I've JUST learned there's a villager called Roscoe. And they DRESS THE SAME
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I didn't grow up playing Animal Crossing and have only played New Horizons, so I love that I've JUST learned there's a villager called Roscoe. And they DRESS THE SAME
Please behold HW Roscoe. His face is the same but the black hair, no glasses and no beard makes him look so BABY
Also please behold his magical floating booster seat so he can actually eat his dinner. I love playing a lalafell
Also please behold his magical floating booster seat so he can actually eat his dinner. I love playing a lalafell
November 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Please behold HW Roscoe. His face is the same but the black hair, no glasses and no beard makes him look so BABY
Also please behold his magical floating booster seat so he can actually eat his dinner. I love playing a lalafell
Also please behold his magical floating booster seat so he can actually eat his dinner. I love playing a lalafell
Redid the Warriors of Darkness solo duty from post-HW patches the other night and remembered how I was frantically googling how to actually complete it mid-fight on my first try. Seeing Colin Ryan struggle with it on stream validates me. That blade of light is HARD to focus on with a controller 😆
November 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Redid the Warriors of Darkness solo duty from post-HW patches the other night and remembered how I was frantically googling how to actually complete it mid-fight on my first try. Seeing Colin Ryan struggle with it on stream validates me. That blade of light is HARD to focus on with a controller 😆
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Hallalaween glams! 🎃
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hallalaween glams! 🎃
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
[FFXIV, Alisaie, Thancred]
Happy halloween!!
Happy halloween!!
October 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
[FFXIV, Alisaie, Thancred]
Happy halloween!!
Happy halloween!!
Last night Sian and I NG+'d some of the HW patches, and it was only then that I realised how much of Ga Bu's situation mirrors Roscoe's 🙃 Accidental summoning of a violent being in response to losing his parents? Check
We were unsynced, but I just had to summon Esteem for this
We were unsynced, but I just had to summon Esteem for this
November 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Last night Sian and I NG+'d some of the HW patches, and it was only then that I realised how much of Ga Bu's situation mirrors Roscoe's 🙃 Accidental summoning of a violent being in response to losing his parents? Check
We were unsynced, but I just had to summon Esteem for this
We were unsynced, but I just had to summon Esteem for this
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
- Lightwarden: Forgiven Grief -
Commission for @annoyed-galaxy.bsky.social featuring their WoL Adrian as a Lightwarden! I was absolutely STOKED to receive this request and had such a blast working on it. Thank you for the support! 💜
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #VGenComm
Commission for @annoyed-galaxy.bsky.social featuring their WoL Adrian as a Lightwarden! I was absolutely STOKED to receive this request and had such a blast working on it. Thank you for the support! 💜
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #VGenComm
November 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
- Lightwarden: Forgiven Grief -
Commission for @annoyed-galaxy.bsky.social featuring their WoL Adrian as a Lightwarden! I was absolutely STOKED to receive this request and had such a blast working on it. Thank you for the support! 💜
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #VGenComm
Commission for @annoyed-galaxy.bsky.social featuring their WoL Adrian as a Lightwarden! I was absolutely STOKED to receive this request and had such a blast working on it. Thank you for the support! 💜
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #VGenComm
Happy Ween! 🎃 It's time to repost Halloween Roscoe, who I have never redrawn even though I did this several years ago, because I think he peaked
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happy Ween! 🎃 It's time to repost Halloween Roscoe, who I have never redrawn even though I did this several years ago, because I think he peaked