I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
FFXIV side account of @rb-illustration.co.uk | 30s | white | they/them | On 7.4 | SFW | No RP | 🔴MCH🔵DRK/GNB🟢AST
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Hello and welcome to my FFXIV account! 💫
Meet Roscoe!
🔸 Semi-retired adventurer/Warrior of Darkness
🔸 Adoptive father of Yuyuka, Warrior of Light
🔸 Dark-Knight-turned-Machinist
🔸 Your lalamigo from Ala Mhigo
Here you'll find MSQ/lore rambling, gpose and glams!
Meet Roscoe!
🔸 Semi-retired adventurer/Warrior of Darkness
🔸 Adoptive father of Yuyuka, Warrior of Light
🔸 Dark-Knight-turned-Machinist
🔸 Your lalamigo from Ala Mhigo
Here you'll find MSQ/lore rambling, gpose and glams!
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
My interest is to lay with you
To laugh and have nothin' to do
(How else can it be proven to you
That I'm devout? I spill right out)
To laugh and have nothin' to do
(How else can it be proven to you
That I'm devout? I spill right out)
February 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
My interest is to lay with you
To laugh and have nothin' to do
(How else can it be proven to you
That I'm devout? I spill right out)
To laugh and have nothin' to do
(How else can it be proven to you
That I'm devout? I spill right out)
Stormblood replay complete!! 💪 I'll try to make some time soon to sit down and add it to Roscoe's carrd
February 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Stormblood replay complete!! 💪 I'll try to make some time soon to sit down and add it to Roscoe's carrd
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Yuyuka, for @strixthings.bsky.social!
February 9, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Yuyuka, for @strixthings.bsky.social!
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
🌟Two gposes from when you started vs two recent ones🌟
Went from not really knowing how to use gpose to spending most times in it :D
Tags (only if y'all wanna, no pressure!):
@felicity.etheirys.social
@hristxiv.bsky.social
@strixthings.bsky.social
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
@alzane.bsky.social
Went from not really knowing how to use gpose to spending most times in it :D
Tags (only if y'all wanna, no pressure!):
@felicity.etheirys.social
@hristxiv.bsky.social
@strixthings.bsky.social
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
@alzane.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
🌟Two gposes from when you started vs two recent ones🌟
Went from not really knowing how to use gpose to spending most times in it :D
Tags (only if y'all wanna, no pressure!):
@felicity.etheirys.social
@hristxiv.bsky.social
@strixthings.bsky.social
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
@alzane.bsky.social
Went from not really knowing how to use gpose to spending most times in it :D
Tags (only if y'all wanna, no pressure!):
@felicity.etheirys.social
@hristxiv.bsky.social
@strixthings.bsky.social
@bexplaysffxiv.bsky.social
@alzane.bsky.social
*doots aggressively*
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
*doots aggressively*
Almost at the end of our Stormblood replay 💪 There are some parts I remember clearly and others my memory is super hazy on, but I'm happy to find I still love this expac
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Almost at the end of our Stormblood replay 💪 There are some parts I remember clearly and others my memory is super hazy on, but I'm happy to find I still love this expac
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
Bramblewood family in their natural state of being (enjoying a sweet treat)
February 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Bramblewood family in their natural state of being (enjoying a sweet treat)
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
TALLxSMALL GPOSE TIP!
You can lock the vertical position of the camera with Ktsis! If you've posed a tall with a lala, you probably have had a random click change the gpose target and yank the camera 3 ft up or down. This stops that completely!
(This still works if you use brio for posing!)
You can lock the vertical position of the camera with Ktsis! If you've posed a tall with a lala, you probably have had a random click change the gpose target and yank the camera 3 ft up or down. This stops that completely!
(This still works if you use brio for posing!)
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 AM
TALLxSMALL GPOSE TIP!
You can lock the vertical position of the camera with Ktsis! If you've posed a tall with a lala, you probably have had a random click change the gpose target and yank the camera 3 ft up or down. This stops that completely!
(This still works if you use brio for posing!)
You can lock the vertical position of the camera with Ktsis! If you've posed a tall with a lala, you probably have had a random click change the gpose target and yank the camera 3 ft up or down. This stops that completely!
(This still works if you use brio for posing!)
Share your OC(s) boundaries
Fanart? ✅
Shipping? ❓ ❌ I ship my OCs with other people's VERY rarely, even with close pals, so nothing personal
Fanfiction? ❓ I think that would need to be discussed first!
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅
NSFW? ❌
AI? ❌ Instant block
Fanart? ✅
Shipping? ❓ ❌ I ship my OCs with other people's VERY rarely, even with close pals, so nothing personal
Fanfiction? ❓ I think that would need to be discussed first!
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅
NSFW? ❌
AI? ❌ Instant block
Share your OC(s) boundaries
Fanart? ✅ Don't even need to ask
Shipping? ❓✅ I'm actually open to the idea, just check w/ me
Fanfiction? ✅ Don't even need to ask
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅ Don't even need to ask
NSFW? ❓Only w/ trusted moots
AI? 🚫 If I catch a whiff of it, you're blocked lmao
Fanart? ✅ Don't even need to ask
Shipping? ❓✅ I'm actually open to the idea, just check w/ me
Fanfiction? ✅ Don't even need to ask
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅ Don't even need to ask
NSFW? ❓Only w/ trusted moots
AI? 🚫 If I catch a whiff of it, you're blocked lmao
Share your OC(s) boundaries
Fanart?
✅ An easy way to make my day/week/month
Shipping?
🚫 No.
Fanfiction?
✅🚫 I need to know what it is first.
Draw their OCs with yours?
✅🚫Same as previous.
NSFW?
🚫🚫If you have to ask, you don't know Mir well enough to be doing anything with her.
AI?
🚫🚫 Hell no
Fanart?
✅ An easy way to make my day/week/month
Shipping?
🚫 No.
Fanfiction?
✅🚫 I need to know what it is first.
Draw their OCs with yours?
✅🚫Same as previous.
NSFW?
🚫🚫If you have to ask, you don't know Mir well enough to be doing anything with her.
AI?
🚫🚫 Hell no
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Share your OC(s) boundaries
Fanart? ✅
Shipping? ❓ ❌ I ship my OCs with other people's VERY rarely, even with close pals, so nothing personal
Fanfiction? ❓ I think that would need to be discussed first!
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅
NSFW? ❌
AI? ❌ Instant block
Fanart? ✅
Shipping? ❓ ❌ I ship my OCs with other people's VERY rarely, even with close pals, so nothing personal
Fanfiction? ❓ I think that would need to be discussed first!
Draw their OCs with yours? ✅
NSFW? ❌
AI? ❌ Instant block
Roscoe and his mama are Ala Mhigan! Mimiru was once a member of the Resistance and now freelances for the Ironworks and Skysteel Manufactory. Roscoe was separated from his parents pre-ARR when he fled Gyr Abania, but they were reunited in Stormblood MSQ
February 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Roscoe and his mama are Ala Mhigan! Mimiru was once a member of the Resistance and now freelances for the Ironworks and Skysteel Manufactory. Roscoe was separated from his parents pre-ARR when he fled Gyr Abania, but they were reunited in Stormblood MSQ
Roscoe would happily ride tall friends into battle or let them throw him at high speed. He's got muscle, he can handle it and he WILL do some damage whatever he hits. Aside from Khali'ra being the obvious, he'd let Thancred throw him for sure. Watch out, it's the girldad fastball special
fuck it, #wolqotd for the lalafell havers. would your oc ride a tall friend into battle (or use them as a springboard, do the fastball special, etc) and if so which talls are participating in the shenanigans
February 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Roscoe would happily ride tall friends into battle or let them throw him at high speed. He's got muscle, he can handle it and he WILL do some damage whatever he hits. Aside from Khali'ra being the obvious, he'd let Thancred throw him for sure. Watch out, it's the girldad fastball special
Doing my ninja quests and I'm really happy Jacke and the rogue gang are sticking around - I was worried we'd never see them again after it progressed from rogue but I love them all hanging out together
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Doing my ninja quests and I'm really happy Jacke and the rogue gang are sticking around - I was worried we'd never see them again after it progressed from rogue but I love them all hanging out together
My internet died right at the end of Stone Vigil and I did not expect the victory fanfare to accompany this sight when I got back in
February 1, 2026 at 1:55 AM
My internet died right at the end of Stone Vigil and I did not expect the victory fanfare to accompany this sight when I got back in
Stormblood replay update:
Yuyuka: *protected everyone from being tempered by Lakshmi, thus revealing she's also a WoL*
Roscoe: look, even if you did that, I can't let you go in to fight a primal, you've never encountered one before
Yuyuka: I fought Bahamut
Roscoe:
Yuyuka:
Roscoe: you wh
Yuyuka: *protected everyone from being tempered by Lakshmi, thus revealing she's also a WoL*
Roscoe: look, even if you did that, I can't let you go in to fight a primal, you've never encountered one before
Yuyuka: I fought Bahamut
Roscoe:
Yuyuka:
Roscoe: you wh
January 31, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Stormblood replay update:
Yuyuka: *protected everyone from being tempered by Lakshmi, thus revealing she's also a WoL*
Roscoe: look, even if you did that, I can't let you go in to fight a primal, you've never encountered one before
Yuyuka: I fought Bahamut
Roscoe:
Yuyuka:
Roscoe: you wh
Yuyuka: *protected everyone from being tempered by Lakshmi, thus revealing she's also a WoL*
Roscoe: look, even if you did that, I can't let you go in to fight a primal, you've never encountered one before
Yuyuka: I fought Bahamut
Roscoe:
Yuyuka:
Roscoe: you wh
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Euphony, the Starlit Seat of Azem 🌟 (2022 repost)
One of my favourite pieces I've ever done, so I give them a repost every once in a while!
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #OCsky
One of my favourite pieces I've ever done, so I give them a repost every once in a while!
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #OCsky
January 30, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Euphony, the Starlit Seat of Azem 🌟 (2022 repost)
One of my favourite pieces I've ever done, so I give them a repost every once in a while!
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #OCsky
One of my favourite pieces I've ever done, so I give them a repost every once in a while!
🎨 #bexarttag #FFXIV #OCsky
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
I see that she’s drawn some ffxiv commissions, so sharing here for those wanting to avoid commissioning her by blocking her VGen.
January 30, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I see that she’s drawn some ffxiv commissions, so sharing here for those wanting to avoid commissioning her by blocking her VGen.
Last year I got all my tanks and healers to 100, and I'm on track to get my last DPS to 100 in the next few weeks - but my main goal is to get back into gposing. I fell off for a while due to tech issues and just not having a lot of inspo, but I'm really looking forward to giving it a go again!
Wanna bring some positivity back into this community.
What was your biggest accomplishment last year in FFXIV, do you have a goal set for this year?
What was your biggest accomplishment last year in FFXIV, do you have a goal set for this year?
January 30, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Last year I got all my tanks and healers to 100, and I'm on track to get my last DPS to 100 in the next few weeks - but my main goal is to get back into gposing. I fell off for a while due to tech issues and just not having a lot of inspo, but I'm really looking forward to giving it a go again!
Just more Euphony ✨ As soon as Meraki's new design is finalised, I'd love to sit down and pose the Azem (plural) again
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Just more Euphony ✨ As soon as Meraki's new design is finalised, I'd love to sit down and pose the Azem (plural) again
Reposted by I Lalafell and I Can't Get Up ✨
in all seriousness though, i think the wol and scions are LONGGG overdue for a hard L. i hope they fuck up, get outplayed, and/or are forced to cut their losses and run from whatever shitstorm they've unwittingly contributed to.
bloody banquet... 2!!
bloody banquet... 2!!
#qotd #ffxivqotd #wolqotd
This is more for us not our WOLS (however you can answer as your WOL)
What are your hopes for 8.0? What jobs/MSQ story lines/glams etc do you hope for in 8.0?
Or do you have any predictions for the overarching story?
This is more for us not our WOLS (however you can answer as your WOL)
What are your hopes for 8.0? What jobs/MSQ story lines/glams etc do you hope for in 8.0?
Or do you have any predictions for the overarching story?
January 29, 2026 at 5:10 PM
in all seriousness though, i think the wol and scions are LONGGG overdue for a hard L. i hope they fuck up, get outplayed, and/or are forced to cut their losses and run from whatever shitstorm they've unwittingly contributed to.
bloody banquet... 2!!
bloody banquet... 2!!
I cannot get through a run of Toto-Rak without singing 'Tainted Louse' to the tune of 'Tainted Love'
'Rubblerubblerubble' has become a repeated phrase in our FC in runs of Amdapor Keep since I got stuck on rubble in there once
'SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED' and 'FILTHY RATS' also get a lot of mileage
'Rubblerubblerubble' has become a repeated phrase in our FC in runs of Amdapor Keep since I got stuck on rubble in there once
'SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED' and 'FILTHY RATS' also get a lot of mileage
speaking of vocal stims, what have been your past and current stims, quotes, references, and inside jokes when you're doing things on xiv?
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
I cannot get through a run of Toto-Rak without singing 'Tainted Louse' to the tune of 'Tainted Love'
'Rubblerubblerubble' has become a repeated phrase in our FC in runs of Amdapor Keep since I got stuck on rubble in there once
'SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED' and 'FILTHY RATS' also get a lot of mileage
'Rubblerubblerubble' has become a repeated phrase in our FC in runs of Amdapor Keep since I got stuck on rubble in there once
'SICKNESS MUST BE PURGED' and 'FILTHY RATS' also get a lot of mileage
My thoughts (and hopes) for 8.0 revolve around us perhaps finally going to Meracydia, since that will also tie back into the void and link to the seeds planted in post-EW - which follows the pattern of the Warriors of Darkness being dropped in HW and then followed up in ShB two expacs later
#qotd #ffxivqotd #wolqotd
This is more for us not our WOLS (however you can answer as your WOL)
What are your hopes for 8.0? What jobs/MSQ story lines/glams etc do you hope for in 8.0?
Or do you have any predictions for the overarching story?
This is more for us not our WOLS (however you can answer as your WOL)
What are your hopes for 8.0? What jobs/MSQ story lines/glams etc do you hope for in 8.0?
Or do you have any predictions for the overarching story?
January 29, 2026 at 1:32 AM
My thoughts (and hopes) for 8.0 revolve around us perhaps finally going to Meracydia, since that will also tie back into the void and link to the seeds planted in post-EW - which follows the pattern of the Warriors of Darkness being dropped in HW and then followed up in ShB two expacs later
"So Bex how many times have you forgotten to switch into portrait mode after previewing your gpose-"
Let's not worry about that
Let's not worry about that
January 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
"So Bex how many times have you forgotten to switch into portrait mode after previewing your gpose-"
Let's not worry about that
Let's not worry about that
Got 'Tank You, Gunbreaker II' and the war tiger mount! I wanted this one the most after finding out tanks get exclusive mounts, but never thought I'd get into playing GNB. Further proving all my early expectations of myself getting into this game were wrong 😆
January 29, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Got 'Tank You, Gunbreaker II' and the war tiger mount! I wanted this one the most after finding out tanks get exclusive mounts, but never thought I'd get into playing GNB. Further proving all my early expectations of myself getting into this game were wrong 😆