I’ve been holding my own on fka Twitter for months but I checked this app today like ohhhh yeah that’s where everyone funny went
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
I’ve been holding my own on fka Twitter for months but I checked this app today like ohhhh yeah that’s where everyone funny went
I can’t stop getting little peasant boy haircuts. Page of cups looking ahh
December 22, 2023 at 3:10 AM
I can’t stop getting little peasant boy haircuts. Page of cups looking ahh
Getting together with the girls to talk heretical texts
December 22, 2023 at 3:08 AM
Getting together with the girls to talk heretical texts
Elderly people who don’t have the faintest recollection of early child rearing stop giving advice challenge
December 21, 2023 at 11:49 AM
Elderly people who don’t have the faintest recollection of early child rearing stop giving advice challenge
I was venting to my mom about how my toddler is always climbing everything and she gave the most unrelatable “advice.” “Oh I don’t know I just put you in a pen from the time you were born and you never wanted for freedom and definitely didn’t mind it even at the adventurous age of 16 months old”
December 21, 2023 at 11:44 AM
I was venting to my mom about how my toddler is always climbing everything and she gave the most unrelatable “advice.” “Oh I don’t know I just put you in a pen from the time you were born and you never wanted for freedom and definitely didn’t mind it even at the adventurous age of 16 months old”
Experiencing gynecological fatigue
December 6, 2023 at 2:32 PM
Experiencing gynecological fatigue
Costco doesn’t open until 10? I’ve lived a whole life before 10!
December 4, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Costco doesn’t open until 10? I’ve lived a whole life before 10!
My toddler reached for my husband’s seltzer and as he moved it away he says, “let’s go ahead and do ‘no’ for that”
December 3, 2023 at 12:51 AM
My toddler reached for my husband’s seltzer and as he moved it away he says, “let’s go ahead and do ‘no’ for that”
Tiny, raccoon-like hands are wringing out my left boob like a sweat towel bye
December 1, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Tiny, raccoon-like hands are wringing out my left boob like a sweat towel bye
Hate when a sale ends tomorrow
December 1, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Hate when a sale ends tomorrow
A Wawa, a Wawa, my kingdom for a Wawa
November 30, 2023 at 7:59 PM
A Wawa, a Wawa, my kingdom for a Wawa
My toddlers favorite thing to say is “uh-oh” which makes dropping things on the floor his favorite thing to do
November 29, 2023 at 4:36 PM
My toddlers favorite thing to say is “uh-oh” which makes dropping things on the floor his favorite thing to do
Reposted by Beth Wellington
Vaccines do not cause autism and the link people think is there was based on small scale, cherry picked data that lost the doctor his license for data manipulation and lying to his licensing board, while also patenting a separated vaccine to cover the gap caused by the claims
November 28, 2023 at 10:52 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism and the link people think is there was based on small scale, cherry picked data that lost the doctor his license for data manipulation and lying to his licensing board, while also patenting a separated vaccine to cover the gap caused by the claims
Learned today that postal workers are allowed to accept gifts valuing $20 or less so I think I’m going to get my mail lady a small gift for the holidays?? Maybe an insulated thermos or a biggby coffee gift card? We have slight rapport
November 29, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Learned today that postal workers are allowed to accept gifts valuing $20 or less so I think I’m going to get my mail lady a small gift for the holidays?? Maybe an insulated thermos or a biggby coffee gift card? We have slight rapport
Reposted by Beth Wellington
Black Friday. Small Business Saturday. Cyber Monday. Giving Tuesday. Swallow a Glowing Red Hot Steel Ball Wednesday. Hospital Thursday. Funeral Friday
November 28, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Black Friday. Small Business Saturday. Cyber Monday. Giving Tuesday. Swallow a Glowing Red Hot Steel Ball Wednesday. Hospital Thursday. Funeral Friday
The girls at goodwill are about to think a baddie died
November 25, 2023 at 7:49 PM
The girls at goodwill are about to think a baddie died
The mom version of going out for milk and never coming home is just when you go to get your nails done for 2 hours
November 24, 2023 at 8:29 PM
The mom version of going out for milk and never coming home is just when you go to get your nails done for 2 hours
Hell hath no fury like a toddler watching their mommy lovingly blow kisses, get in the car and drive away
November 24, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Hell hath no fury like a toddler watching their mommy lovingly blow kisses, get in the car and drive away
What y’all know about getting your kung fu numchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local Food Lion? Get it my man, he out here doing it
November 24, 2023 at 7:59 PM
What y’all know about getting your kung fu numchuck panda on in the parking lot of the local Food Lion? Get it my man, he out here doing it
Pediatricians hate her
November 24, 2023 at 6:34 PM
Pediatricians hate her
Wisdom is not responding to the sugar daddy proposal in your DMs from an old guy claiming he wants to give you 5 grand a month for existing, knowing he’s ultimately going to insist on having your routing number, and doesn’t want to give you $5000 any other way
November 24, 2023 at 4:10 PM
Wisdom is not responding to the sugar daddy proposal in your DMs from an old guy claiming he wants to give you 5 grand a month for existing, knowing he’s ultimately going to insist on having your routing number, and doesn’t want to give you $5000 any other way
Surely this is not how I make a new friend. Nice try “Lilia” I may be desperate but I’m not zero years old
November 24, 2023 at 4:01 PM
Surely this is not how I make a new friend. Nice try “Lilia” I may be desperate but I’m not zero years old
I like to shopping post. I like to ponder about nice things
November 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
I like to shopping post. I like to ponder about nice things
I’m not shopping today (virtue signal) but I did learn that Ugg Australia was purchased by shitty company, quality has dropped, and original Ugg has branched off under the name UGG since 1974
November 24, 2023 at 3:57 PM
I’m not shopping today (virtue signal) but I did learn that Ugg Australia was purchased by shitty company, quality has dropped, and original Ugg has branched off under the name UGG since 1974
My son is 34 1/2 inches tall
November 24, 2023 at 3:29 PM
My son is 34 1/2 inches tall