I agree with you. I also will be yoinking YA DOORKNOB as an excellent, non-bad-word insult. It will join "Oh, biscuits!" in my lexicon of trying not to swear when needed.

Well lookie there, a stabby duck for my younger, a dumpster fire for my older, an absolutely TF not for me, and a wtf button for my hubby to take to work with him. Tick one stocking stuffer each off the Christmas list!!

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

My kiddo, now 17, had a torsion at age 7. It just ... happens? There's an internal structure that keeps them untwisted, that some people lack. Part of the surgery to correct it is to create that structure so it doesn't happen again.

Solidarity, kiddo. Group projects suck and bad kids make them worse!

First instinct: Joan Osborne singing "What if God was One of Us" because what it lacks in detailed direction, it compensates with big "Everybody is people. Be cool to everybody" vibes.

But also, Discworld, for more detailed assistance with straightening this shit out.

I am currently waiting on two new (cheap) Zenni pairs for my 14 yo because they continue to leave them places because their vision isn't bad ENOUGH! Before my contacts, I could never leave my glasses anywhere, because I was so blind without them. But a -1.5 script can leave those things anywhere...

My Diego shares the belief that knee-pit naps are the best naps.

Point of order to protect the honor of Manny Jacinto's cheekbones, but .... It's certainly a close match and I adore both of them.

They are legitimately friends, that's how JMcB got the role on Rise and Fall of Sanctuary Moon in Murderbot, they are charming and delightful in the videos I've seen of them together and it brings the joy.

Aaaaand off I go to make a NetGalley request!!!!!

I'm sorry, all I see here is a Jorts-adjactent worker completing a safety inspection. 11/10, would request this inspector again.

I just finished it, and as always.... Perfection. Enjoy!!

...does it take any of the shine off for them to know that EVERY library card is a VIP card? Because that's how librarians think of it.