Second. I carry on eating even though I’m full pretty much every day

😂😂😂 oh my sweet summer child

I understand that not everyone has the ability to extend their means this festive season - it's a real tough time and I know folks are feeling the crunch, but I still wanted to make people aware of a small scheme that could make a kid's Christmas.

This one was in a Dunelm, I'm pretty sure there are other ones in supermarkets and other shops so keep an eye out!

The kids are not asking for much, I'll be getting these ones' toys!

I've had charities provide my presents when I was very young, so it means a lot that I am in a position to help!

It was like Louis Armstrong had just got into speed metal

Eagerly awaiting the Mpreg Trumpton shippers to show up

😂

If you taxed the UK billionaires a one off 5% tax on assets (property and financial investments, things they can’t move out of the country) it would bring in roughly £38.6bn

If your net worth is 50% the assets you own and 50% your annual income, then a 5% income tax will hit you a lot harder than someone whose net worth is 99.5% assets and 0.5% income.