Bethany Black
@bethanyblack.bsky.social
Your favourite comedian’s least favourite comedian. Buy my live stand-up special at www.gofasterstripe.com/bet
I’m also getting the ingredients for a Watergate salad so as soon as they all arrive I’ll be able to tell you whether this is a suitable salad to serve alongside your main
November 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m also getting the ingredients for a Watergate salad so as soon as they all arrive I’ll be able to tell you whether this is a suitable salad to serve alongside your main
One of my favourite details in American Psycho, is that not only are they all Vice President of Mergers & Acquisitions, but they all spelled “aquisitions” wrong
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 AM
One of my favourite details in American Psycho, is that not only are they all Vice President of Mergers & Acquisitions, but they all spelled “aquisitions” wrong
He’ll be putting this sign up outside the Vatican soon
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
He’ll be putting this sign up outside the Vatican soon
Tried to get a photo of my odometer to do my mileage. Got back in the house and under my blanket before I looked at it.
Buggeration.
Buggeration.
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Tried to get a photo of my odometer to do my mileage. Got back in the house and under my blanket before I looked at it.
Buggeration.
Buggeration.
Sign outside the Vatican
November 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sign outside the Vatican
I’ve seen this progression before
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I’ve seen this progression before
This day in History: ever the innovator, upon launching his AI project Bill Gates tests out his new proprietary T-Shirt Redundancy Notice
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This day in History: ever the innovator, upon launching his AI project Bill Gates tests out his new proprietary T-Shirt Redundancy Notice
Dunno where this is from but it was saved to my phone
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Dunno where this is from but it was saved to my phone
Was really confused as to why my packet of sun dried tomatoes were made in Scotland at first
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Was really confused as to why my packet of sun dried tomatoes were made in Scotland at first
Mrs Beth is famously bad at opening packets of thing. And today I present to you: bag of crisps
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Mrs Beth is famously bad at opening packets of thing. And today I present to you: bag of crisps
Stephen Miller walking into the Oval office heartbroken today like
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Stephen Miller walking into the Oval office heartbroken today like
This is how I look at Mrs Beth
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is how I look at Mrs Beth
10 years ago my mum and dad found a stray kitten on the property who eventually went to live with my cousin.
This photo of Archie feels like a Christmas Card
This photo of Archie feels like a Christmas Card
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
10 years ago my mum and dad found a stray kitten on the property who eventually went to live with my cousin.
This photo of Archie feels like a Christmas Card
This photo of Archie feels like a Christmas Card
Made some veg stock and then reduced and reduced it down from 5l to 400ml, and was going to set it into a jelly so I could cut it up to use as needed, only I didn’t add enough agar agar in so it’s thick and syrupy but not set 😩
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Made some veg stock and then reduced and reduced it down from 5l to 400ml, and was going to set it into a jelly so I could cut it up to use as needed, only I didn’t add enough agar agar in so it’s thick and syrupy but not set 😩
This made me giggle
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This made me giggle
Only saw this picture today of when Shaquille O’Neil stood at the winners podium at the F1 and I’m a bit obsessed
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Only saw this picture today of when Shaquille O’Neil stood at the winners podium at the F1 and I’m a bit obsessed
From an article on “I visited Scotland for the first time. These 7 mistakes made me feel like a total tourist.”
At least there’s the glimmerings of self awareness here
At least there’s the glimmerings of self awareness here
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
From an article on “I visited Scotland for the first time. These 7 mistakes made me feel like a total tourist.”
At least there’s the glimmerings of self awareness here
At least there’s the glimmerings of self awareness here
One of the cats brought a Goldfinch in last night. I found it this morning and rescued it. Poor thing. Was happy enough sitting on my hand for a while though
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM
One of the cats brought a Goldfinch in last night. I found it this morning and rescued it. Poor thing. Was happy enough sitting on my hand for a while though
From a year ago. The exact moment I knew Bluesky had The Juice™️
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 AM
From a year ago. The exact moment I knew Bluesky had The Juice™️
Fred caught in the act. He’s knocked his sister’s food bowl off the side and is eating it next to my bed
November 21, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Fred caught in the act. He’s knocked his sister’s food bowl off the side and is eating it next to my bed
What my back gets up to when I’m asleep at night
November 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
What my back gets up to when I’m asleep at night