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Beth
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Jersey girl in MD. Child-free plant lady. Late-diagnosed ADHDer. Crochet enthusiast. Tottenham 'til they kill me. Laugh hard, run fast, be kind. Go Birds. She/Her/Hers
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I said I'm a crochet enthusiast so I guess it's time to show off my work. I started in January 2024, when my boyfriend bought me a Wooble for Christmas. I made the jankiest Woodstock ever but became obsessed, and now spend my days fighting the urge to buy more yarn.

Thread incoming.
Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas is streaming on Tubi and HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS UNTIL THIS VERY MOMENT
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Whatever AJ Brown cryptically posts in the next few days, I support it
December 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
What’s the record for total turnovers in a game because I got $20 that says this game breaks it #MNF #GoBirds
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Happy #Whamageddon to all who celebrate
a woman is making a peace sign in front of a body of water .
ALT: a woman is making a peace sign in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Fire. Kevin. Patullo.
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Today is shaping up to be the worst sports day since the day the Union lost the MLS Cup and the Phillies lost the World Series
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This is your yearly reminder that the holiday season does not start until Santa rides down the street in the Thanksgiving parade, and I will die on this hill.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Phillies right now: YOU GET A HOME RUN AND YOU GET A HOME RUN AND SOSA GETS THREE HOME RUNS
a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is holding a microphone in her hand and raising her fist in the air .
media.tenor.com
September 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
PAY THIS MAN WHATEVER HE WANTS
Kyle Schwarber had a historical night, hitting FOUR home runs 💥

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www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...
August 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Reposted by Beth
Fuck it we ride
August 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Remind me again why Jordan Romano is still on the #Phillies roster
August 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Nothing says you love your partner more than driving him to Dulles at half past ass on a Sunday morning.

I am very tired.
August 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Crabcakes and European football...that's what MoCo Spurs does!
Is now a good time to show off our 2025/26 season logo?
August 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not me sending the @newheightsofficial.bsky.social clip of Taylor on the podcast holding her blurred-out her new album to my cousin with the caption "ARE YOU OKAY"
August 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Whatever dude release the Epstein files
ms.now MS NOW @ms.now · Aug 11
President Trump announces he will deploy National Guard to Washington, D.C., and federalize the city's police in an effort to fight crime.
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I need to learn the words to Duran’s walk up song STAT #RingTheBell
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just found out that Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson are reportedly dating, and I cannot begin to explain how much joy this gives me
August 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Reason number 4,783 why I love @mocospurs.com: one of the designs for the mug club HAS CRABS ON IT. And I don't even particularly care for crabs (what can I say, I grew up in New Jersey).

Crab cakes and (European) football...that's what Maryland does!!! #COYS
July 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALL STAR" #RingTheBell
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I thought I’d seen every way to win a baseball game. Apparently I was wrong. #RingTheBell
July 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I have a ground floor condo and the windows open out to the front dropoff circle/entrance. I always overhear everyone's conversations. Some days it drives me batty, but days like today I am living for the drama.
June 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I said I'm a crochet enthusiast so I guess it's time to show off my work. I started in January 2024, when my boyfriend bought me a Wooble for Christmas. I made the jankiest Woodstock ever but became obsessed, and now spend my days fighting the urge to buy more yarn.

Thread incoming.
June 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Whoever made the stop ice/go birds sign needs to drop the pattern like right now
June 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Life with #ADHD: certain items are allowed in a minimal number of places because if they're not there I will spiral. Case in point: my AirPods were not in their usual spot (my purse), so I tore my condo apart for 30 minutes only to find them on the charger which is WHERE I PUT THEM THIS MORNING.
June 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM