Beth
@beth77nj.bsky.social
Jersey girl in MD. Child-free plant lady. Late-diagnosed ADHDer. Crochet enthusiast. Tottenham 'til they kill me. Laugh hard, run fast, be kind. Go Birds. She/Her/Hers
May-October 2025: Stuffies, stuffies everywhere! Two of my cousins (and their spouses) have 5 kids between them, and four have asked me to make stufed animals for them. Behold the bunny, polar bear, unicorn, and shark.
And yes, I would love to make a stuffy for your kid. Seriously.
And yes, I would love to make a stuffy for your kid. Seriously.
November 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
May-October 2025: Stuffies, stuffies everywhere! Two of my cousins (and their spouses) have 5 kids between them, and four have asked me to make stufed animals for them. Behold the bunny, polar bear, unicorn, and shark.
And yes, I would love to make a stuffy for your kid. Seriously.
And yes, I would love to make a stuffy for your kid. Seriously.
August 2025: I made another tank! While all BLO is a smidge of a pain, it worked up incredibly fast (maybe a week?) and I love how it looks. Will probably make another over the winter.
September 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
August 2025: I made another tank! While all BLO is a smidge of a pain, it worked up incredibly fast (maybe a week?) and I love how it looks. Will probably make another over the winter.
July 2025: I am 100% ready for sweater weather. This was a great low-brain use project...just keep making HDCs until it’s as long as you want. Boom, done.
August 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
July 2025: I am 100% ready for sweater weather. This was a great low-brain use project...just keep making HDCs until it’s as long as you want. Boom, done.
June 2025: my first tank. Didn’t come out quite the way I wanted, and the slip stitch/turn every row made me terrified I wouldn’t have the correct stitch count. Also, using size 1 yarn is a pain in the ass.
August 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
June 2025: my first tank. Didn’t come out quite the way I wanted, and the slip stitch/turn every row made me terrified I wouldn’t have the correct stitch count. Also, using size 1 yarn is a pain in the ass.
"CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALL STAR" #RingTheBell
July 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
"CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ALL STAR" #RingTheBell
April 2025: remember when I said no more blankets? Well, I was wrong. I made a moss stitch granny square blanket for the cat with a skein of a Caron Big Cakes I had laying around so maybe he would stop laying on my WIPs. Didn't work.
June 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
April 2025: remember when I said no more blankets? Well, I was wrong. I made a moss stitch granny square blanket for the cat with a skein of a Caron Big Cakes I had laying around so maybe he would stop laying on my WIPs. Didn't work.
May 2025: dish/hand towels made for the office holiday white elephant exchange (the theme was gifts for the home). Still need to be sent to the recipient because we're a fully remote office, but luckily she's also a crocheter and knows that deadlines are merely suggestions.
June 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
May 2025: dish/hand towels made for the office holiday white elephant exchange (the theme was gifts for the home). Still need to be sent to the recipient because we're a fully remote office, but luckily she's also a crocheter and knows that deadlines are merely suggestions.
INTERLUDE: the baby blankets were cat approved (boyfriend's cat). Also, I resolved to make no more blankets for at least six months.
June 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
INTERLUDE: the baby blankets were cat approved (boyfriend's cat). Also, I resolved to make no more blankets for at least six months.
February/March 2025: baby blankets for a coworker who was pregnant with identical twins. I finished the second one and three hours later her water broke (no lie). When I found out I joked the kids knew I was done and thought "time to evacuate"
June 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
February/March 2025: baby blankets for a coworker who was pregnant with identical twins. I finished the second one and three hours later her water broke (no lie). When I found out I joked the kids knew I was done and thought "time to evacuate"
December 2024: made another throw, this time for my boyfriend's ex-wife (we're cool). 20 squares of ten different stitches in two different yarns. Diagrams were involved.
June 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
December 2024: made another throw, this time for my boyfriend's ex-wife (we're cool). 20 squares of ten different stitches in two different yarns. Diagrams were involved.
October 2024: took me five months but I finished this Mondrian-inspired throw for my boyfriend's 50th birthday. All done in secret - I had to hide it every time he came to my place. During this time I also finished a cardigan for me because I needed something else to do to throw him off the scent.
June 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
October 2024: took me five months but I finished this Mondrian-inspired throw for my boyfriend's 50th birthday. All done in secret - I had to hide it every time he came to my place. During this time I also finished a cardigan for me because I needed something else to do to throw him off the scent.
June 2024: Wanted to try a new stitch so I made a bag using the Lemon Peel stitch.
June 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
June 2024: Wanted to try a new stitch so I made a bag using the Lemon Peel stitch.
June 2024: I got feisty and made a sweater. All HDC so super easy.
June 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
June 2024: I got feisty and made a sweater. All HDC so super easy.
May 2024: I made a scarf. As a newbie crocheter does.
June 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
May 2024: I made a scarf. As a newbie crocheter does.
The first four Woobles (AKA the gateway drug into crochet): a janky AF Woodstock, a donut, a narwhal, and a unicorn. I gifted the last three to my niblings.
June 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The first four Woobles (AKA the gateway drug into crochet): a janky AF Woodstock, a donut, a narwhal, and a unicorn. I gifted the last three to my niblings.
May 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Prepared to accept my fate, whatever it may be. #COYS @mocospurs.com
May 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Prepared to accept my fate, whatever it may be. #COYS @mocospurs.com
Because who doesn’t like spending a day on their week off with their fellow @mocospurs.com masochists watching Spurs get dunked on?
April 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Because who doesn’t like spending a day on their week off with their fellow @mocospurs.com masochists watching Spurs get dunked on?
Literally seconds after the clock went all zeros #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds
February 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Literally seconds after the clock went all zeros #FlyEaglesFly #GoBirds