(eliza)Beth!
@beth.banana.management
She/her, motherfuckers. Middle aged and slightly awkward in Manhattan.
I got myself a manicure as a little "augh cold" survival present. I so have a consistent color scheme.
February 6, 2026 at 8:37 PM
I got myself a manicure as a little "augh cold" survival present. I so have a consistent color scheme.
It’s like this, but “banana management do doo be-do-do”. Doesn’t scan quite as well, but nonetheless.
January 28, 2026 at 2:32 AM
It’s like this, but “banana management do doo be-do-do”. Doesn’t scan quite as well, but nonetheless.
New hat arrived. I'm prepared for the polar vortex.
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
New hat arrived. I'm prepared for the polar vortex.
Thanks to rereading @markharris.bsky.social's Pictures at a Revolution, I learned that there used to be 4 theaters on the block just south of me. There's only one left now, my beloved Cinema 123, but I found the marquee for one of the others on E 59th.
January 22, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Thanks to rereading @markharris.bsky.social's Pictures at a Revolution, I learned that there used to be 4 theaters on the block just south of me. There's only one left now, my beloved Cinema 123, but I found the marquee for one of the others on E 59th.
Yesterday I thought "I need to find something cultural to do this weekend" and tada, here I am for a play at 59E59. Why not?
January 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Yesterday I thought "I need to find something cultural to do this weekend" and tada, here I am for a play at 59E59. Why not?
I taught this dog who's boss after I caught it staring at me by sticking my tongue out at it. I remain the dominant species.
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I taught this dog who's boss after I caught it staring at me by sticking my tongue out at it. I remain the dominant species.
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
OK, the shoes are cute tho.
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Inspired by this thread, I dug up our old DVD and player at mom's out, and now Mom, my youngest sibling and I are watching it!
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
December 23, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I walked almost five miles today in these boots I bought at a thrift shop yesterday, the first time I've worn heels for any extended period of time. I think my calves may fall off.
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
December 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It was really pretty this morning in Manhattan, but by the time I left the movie theater, it had reached its final form of an inch of cold wet slop at intersections.
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a partially uncultured buffoon, outside pre-WW2 European modernism, I hadn't known Wilfredo Lam, but now I do! This exhibition was pretty dang great.
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
December 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Beckmann Beckmann Beckmann, even if they've replaced his Berlin trip caricatures with a nifty series of Pechstein woodcuts.
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
December 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mondrian wishes he was as cool as Sophie Taeuber-Arp.
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Oooo, some nifty Moholy-Nagy photo experiments!
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
December 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My apartment is basically my feeble attempt at a Kandinsky-heavy print equivalent of this room.
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
December 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
And this Chagall on the wall opposite! I could live in this room forever.
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Having this Kupka right next to it is just unfair.
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I never get tired of Dynamism of a Soccer Player.
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
October 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The döner is fine but the branding is questionable.
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ngl, did not expect to find this in a vending machine in a hotel lobby.
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
August 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
WASILY mf'n KANDINSKY MAKES IT BETTER, BITCHES!
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!
August 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh hey, Park Ave Summer Streets today!