Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
THANK GODDESS THAT'S OVER. If I sat in my car, I got scared. If I wandered around swinging my big flashlight, it wasn't so bad.
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
THANK GODDESS THAT'S OVER. If I sat in my car, I got scared. If I wandered around swinging my big flashlight, it wasn't so bad.
I met a nice homeless man and allowed him to shortcut through my site (escorted) to shave distance off his walk to his "sleepy spot" in the park. He said his mom was a teacher, too. He successfully completed rehab, but ran out of friends offering couches.
November 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I met a nice homeless man and allowed him to shortcut through my site (escorted) to shave distance off his walk to his "sleepy spot" in the park. He said his mom was a teacher, too. He successfully completed rehab, but ran out of friends offering couches.
Aw 🥹 My dad drove 15 miles to bring me new batteries and a backup flashlight when I told him mine died.
I mean, a real G would just let me live at home for free, but still... thank you, daddy!
I mean, a real G would just let me live at home for free, but still... thank you, daddy!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Aw 🥹 My dad drove 15 miles to bring me new batteries and a backup flashlight when I told him mine died.
I mean, a real G would just let me live at home for free, but still... thank you, daddy!
I mean, a real G would just let me live at home for free, but still... thank you, daddy!
Yes! If you visit me in January, this will all be gem show.
Meth free, thanks to me.
Meth free, thanks to me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Yes! If you visit me in January, this will all be gem show.
Meth free, thanks to me.
Meth free, thanks to me.
Oh, I'm 100 percent gonna die tonight! 😂
When they told me I was at the gem show, I thought it was too early.
I'm at the FUTURE SITE of the gem show.
When they told me I was at the gem show, I thought it was too early.
I'm at the FUTURE SITE of the gem show.
November 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Oh, I'm 100 percent gonna die tonight! 😂
When they told me I was at the gem show, I thought it was too early.
I'm at the FUTURE SITE of the gem show.
When they told me I was at the gem show, I thought it was too early.
I'm at the FUTURE SITE of the gem show.
OHHH. I read your message wrong when I had a plasma line in my arm. I thought you wanted a pass from when I signed up. I just signed up, and am like, "Where tf is the pass button?"
That's generous of you, but I don't think I'll use it that much. It's cool, but my search needs are super low atm.
That's generous of you, but I don't think I'll use it that much. It's cool, but my search needs are super low atm.
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
OHHH. I read your message wrong when I had a plasma line in my arm. I thought you wanted a pass from when I signed up. I just signed up, and am like, "Where tf is the pass button?"
That's generous of you, but I don't think I'll use it that much. It's cool, but my search needs are super low atm.
That's generous of you, but I don't think I'll use it that much. It's cool, but my search needs are super low atm.
Maybe my last meal. My assignment has changed for tonight. I'll be protecting gem show inventory, and was also warned about a disgruntled employee who's been leaving threats.
November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Maybe my last meal. My assignment has changed for tonight. I'll be protecting gem show inventory, and was also warned about a disgruntled employee who's been leaving threats.
$1 Day at the Bin Store! Back off, fuckers! It's my Semen Aid Enhancer.
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
$1 Day at the Bin Store! Back off, fuckers! It's my Semen Aid Enhancer.
*RING RING*
SECURITY BOSS: Can you rush over to the downtown convention center and protect the Gem & Mineral Show??
ME:
SECURITY BOSS: Can you rush over to the downtown convention center and protect the Gem & Mineral Show??
ME:
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
*RING RING*
SECURITY BOSS: Can you rush over to the downtown convention center and protect the Gem & Mineral Show??
ME:
SECURITY BOSS: Can you rush over to the downtown convention center and protect the Gem & Mineral Show??
ME:
NO RAGRETS!
I watched free movies all day.
I watched free movies all day.
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
NO RAGRETS!
I watched free movies all day.
I watched free movies all day.
Still not as traumatic as when your California raisins end up in the cereal factory! Those freaking lasers! And I knew immediately if I timed my jump wrong, but still had to wait out the slow af frame rate.
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Still not as traumatic as when your California raisins end up in the cereal factory! Those freaking lasers! And I knew immediately if I timed my jump wrong, but still had to wait out the slow af frame rate.
Great point. And cash grabs also brought us Battletoads and more importantly the Dark Queen!
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Great point. And cash grabs also brought us Battletoads and more importantly the Dark Queen!
🤣 🥧 One of those little apple pies from Walmart.
November 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
🤣 🥧 One of those little apple pies from Walmart.
Haaa! Tux approves! 🐧
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Haaa! Tux approves! 🐧
Agreed. He couldn't even stand up, always had to be prone.
Now you got me googlin' my lost toy collection. 😁
Now you got me googlin' my lost toy collection. 😁
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Agreed. He couldn't even stand up, always had to be prone.
Now you got me googlin' my lost toy collection. 😁
Now you got me googlin' my lost toy collection. 😁
I'm an extremely clean person, and yet, despite constant scrubbing, all my shitty apartment showers only need a week to look like Satan's lower bowel. Re-caulked for the hundredth time. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH SHITTY APARTMENT SHOWERS??
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November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm an extremely clean person, and yet, despite constant scrubbing, all my shitty apartment showers only need a week to look like Satan's lower bowel. Re-caulked for the hundredth time. WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH SHITTY APARTMENT SHOWERS??
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November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Hell yea! 5 a.m. Jason got up to pee and had the vision and drive to turn the coffee pot on for 7 a.m. Jason.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Hell yea! 5 a.m. Jason got up to pee and had the vision and drive to turn the coffee pot on for 7 a.m. Jason.
One trip to Pizza Hut and two trips to Circle K later, and I've got 15 BIG ONES on Upside to transfer to my bank account. ENJOY YOUR RECESSION, PLEEBS!
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
One trip to Pizza Hut and two trips to Circle K later, and I've got 15 BIG ONES on Upside to transfer to my bank account. ENJOY YOUR RECESSION, PLEEBS!
"I'm not supposed to be here today!"
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"I'm not supposed to be here today!"
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM