Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
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☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
Be my 15yo son on phone.
*taptaptap*
SON: Why don't we have Amazon Prime??
ME: You know why!
SON: You're costing me so much money on shipping!
ME: You can buy your own Prime! I don't force you into my morals.
SON: No, I'm buying a Gundam Wing!
*taptaptap*
SON: Why don't we have Amazon Prime??
ME: You know why!
SON: You're costing me so much money on shipping!
ME: You can buy your own Prime! I don't force you into my morals.
SON: No, I'm buying a Gundam Wing!
December 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Be my 15yo son on phone.
*taptaptap*
SON: Why don't we have Amazon Prime??
ME: You know why!
SON: You're costing me so much money on shipping!
ME: You can buy your own Prime! I don't force you into my morals.
SON: No, I'm buying a Gundam Wing!
*taptaptap*
SON: Why don't we have Amazon Prime??
ME: You know why!
SON: You're costing me so much money on shipping!
ME: You can buy your own Prime! I don't force you into my morals.
SON: No, I'm buying a Gundam Wing!
Be me nature photographer extraordinaire.
Point fancy tripod (borrowed from dad) at trusty owl tree from neighbor ex-girlfriend's porch. Video 21 minutes of loud hooting.
Mofo owl bursts through BACK of tree. UGH. Stop recording. Second mofo owl bursts through FRONT of tree.
NOOO! Fuck you, owls!
Point fancy tripod (borrowed from dad) at trusty owl tree from neighbor ex-girlfriend's porch. Video 21 minutes of loud hooting.
Mofo owl bursts through BACK of tree. UGH. Stop recording. Second mofo owl bursts through FRONT of tree.
NOOO! Fuck you, owls!
December 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Be me nature photographer extraordinaire.
Point fancy tripod (borrowed from dad) at trusty owl tree from neighbor ex-girlfriend's porch. Video 21 minutes of loud hooting.
Mofo owl bursts through BACK of tree. UGH. Stop recording. Second mofo owl bursts through FRONT of tree.
NOOO! Fuck you, owls!
Point fancy tripod (borrowed from dad) at trusty owl tree from neighbor ex-girlfriend's porch. Video 21 minutes of loud hooting.
Mofo owl bursts through BACK of tree. UGH. Stop recording. Second mofo owl bursts through FRONT of tree.
NOOO! Fuck you, owls!
After my dad paid for my coffee on Wednesday, he looked at his phone (Apple pay or whatever tf) and mumbled, "Who the heck made two $50 charges at Giuseppe's? Hmm fraud." Well, I opened my Christmas card from my mom "AND DAD." $50 Giuseppe's gift card! Guessing my brother got one, too. Thanks, mom!
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
After my dad paid for my coffee on Wednesday, he looked at his phone (Apple pay or whatever tf) and mumbled, "Who the heck made two $50 charges at Giuseppe's? Hmm fraud." Well, I opened my Christmas card from my mom "AND DAD." $50 Giuseppe's gift card! Guessing my brother got one, too. Thanks, mom!
Well, I didn't shoplift this trip. I wasn't buying anything expensive, so I wanted to throw a straightforward outing into the cache of recordings and AI surveillance. Ya know, mix some plausible deniability into the evidence against me.
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well, I didn't shoplift this trip. I wasn't buying anything expensive, so I wanted to throw a straightforward outing into the cache of recordings and AI surveillance. Ya know, mix some plausible deniability into the evidence against me.
December 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Will paying more taxes defeat fascism...?
Will electing more democrats defeat fascism...?
Will supporting billionaire revenue streams like Facebook and Amazon defeat fascism...?
What about an unrelenting massive general strike that takes us to the brink of starvation and homelessness...
Will electing more democrats defeat fascism...?
Will supporting billionaire revenue streams like Facebook and Amazon defeat fascism...?
What about an unrelenting massive general strike that takes us to the brink of starvation and homelessness...
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Will paying more taxes defeat fascism...?
Will electing more democrats defeat fascism...?
Will supporting billionaire revenue streams like Facebook and Amazon defeat fascism...?
What about an unrelenting massive general strike that takes us to the brink of starvation and homelessness...
Will electing more democrats defeat fascism...?
Will supporting billionaire revenue streams like Facebook and Amazon defeat fascism...?
What about an unrelenting massive general strike that takes us to the brink of starvation and homelessness...
Somewhat regret the sarcasm I put in my parents' Christmas card. Almost asked my son to rifle through their mail and pull it.
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN INVITATION TO LIVE IN YOUR THIRD GARAGE BAY!!"
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN INVITATION TO LIVE IN YOUR THIRD GARAGE BAY!!"
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Somewhat regret the sarcasm I put in my parents' Christmas card. Almost asked my son to rifle through their mail and pull it.
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN INVITATION TO LIVE IN YOUR THIRD GARAGE BAY!!"
"ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN INVITATION TO LIVE IN YOUR THIRD GARAGE BAY!!"
HO HO SEE YOU NEXT CHRISTMAS!
I'm off duty. How was everybody's day?
I'm off duty. How was everybody's day?
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
HO HO SEE YOU NEXT CHRISTMAS!
I'm off duty. How was everybody's day?
I'm off duty. How was everybody's day?
I wasn't going to post this sad news because today is Christmas, but I already advocated for the dying penguins, and the dying dolphins were like, "bruh."
🐧 🤝 🐬 For our animal frens, say no to billionaires. Delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime.
www.earth.com/news/amazon-...
🐧 🤝 🐬 For our animal frens, say no to billionaires. Delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime.
www.earth.com/news/amazon-...
Amazon river dolphins found dead in waters warmer than a hot tub
An Amazonian lake reached 106°F recently, and that heat killed hundreds of river dolphins - an alarming sign of climate change in Brazil.
www.earth.com
December 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I wasn't going to post this sad news because today is Christmas, but I already advocated for the dying penguins, and the dying dolphins were like, "bruh."
🐧 🤝 🐬 For our animal frens, say no to billionaires. Delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime.
www.earth.com/news/amazon-...
🐧 🤝 🐬 For our animal frens, say no to billionaires. Delete Facebook and cancel Amazon Prime.
www.earth.com/news/amazon-...
When the raiding party in the lobby is still looking pretty thin with only 20 seconds to go, AND SUDDENLY: @bigdell23.bsky.social
Thanks, BD! #PokemonGO
Thanks, BD! #PokemonGO
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
When the raiding party in the lobby is still looking pretty thin with only 20 seconds to go, AND SUDDENLY: @bigdell23.bsky.social
Thanks, BD! #PokemonGO
Thanks, BD! #PokemonGO
Thank you, Native Santa! Best Reservation Christmas ever!
🥹🍊🍎🍬
🥹🍊🍎🍬
December 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Thank you, Native Santa! Best Reservation Christmas ever!
🥹🍊🍎🍬
🥹🍊🍎🍬
My son texted me a "Merry Christmas" and pic of his Warhammer minis.
🧑🏻🎁🧔🏻
🧑🏻🎁🧔🏻
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My son texted me a "Merry Christmas" and pic of his Warhammer minis.
🧑🏻🎁🧔🏻
🧑🏻🎁🧔🏻
🪶 🐴 CHRISTMAS IS SAFE!
December 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
🪶 🐴 CHRISTMAS IS SAFE!
HOLY SHIT! I LEFT THREE NEW POKÉSTOPS THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE! #POKEMONGO
December 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
HOLY SHIT! I LEFT THREE NEW POKÉSTOPS THE LAST TIME I WAS HERE! #POKEMONGO
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
You guys enjoy your presents and eggnog and whatever tf a yuletide is... Daddy has to go protect a First Nation from ICE aka people who look like me.
I'm mostly gonna sit in the Pascua library and play Pokémon GO.
You guys enjoy your presents and eggnog and whatever tf a yuletide is... Daddy has to go protect a First Nation from ICE aka people who look like me.
I'm mostly gonna sit in the Pascua library and play Pokémon GO.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
You guys enjoy your presents and eggnog and whatever tf a yuletide is... Daddy has to go protect a First Nation from ICE aka people who look like me.
I'm mostly gonna sit in the Pascua library and play Pokémon GO.
You guys enjoy your presents and eggnog and whatever tf a yuletide is... Daddy has to go protect a First Nation from ICE aka people who look like me.
I'm mostly gonna sit in the Pascua library and play Pokémon GO.
Whew. It's Christmas Eve, but ya boy is still working hard combing through posts in r/DatingOverForty and asking anyone who mentions Facebook Dating if they've tried "not being MAGA" yet.
MAGA Revenue:
Degenerate billionaires
Middle-class taxes
Solutions:
Cancel Everything
National strike NOW!
MAGA Revenue:
Degenerate billionaires
Middle-class taxes
Solutions:
Cancel Everything
National strike NOW!
December 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Whew. It's Christmas Eve, but ya boy is still working hard combing through posts in r/DatingOverForty and asking anyone who mentions Facebook Dating if they've tried "not being MAGA" yet.
MAGA Revenue:
Degenerate billionaires
Middle-class taxes
Solutions:
Cancel Everything
National strike NOW!
MAGA Revenue:
Degenerate billionaires
Middle-class taxes
Solutions:
Cancel Everything
National strike NOW!
YESTERDAY: Summer 86°
TODAY: Winter(ish) 70°
(Thank you, rain.)
TODAY: Winter(ish) 70°
(Thank you, rain.)
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
YESTERDAY: Summer 86°
TODAY: Winter(ish) 70°
(Thank you, rain.)
TODAY: Winter(ish) 70°
(Thank you, rain.)
🎄 CHRISTMAS EVE PIZZA 🍕
December 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
🎄 CHRISTMAS EVE PIZZA 🍕
🎄🎁 GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
I WITNESSED A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! 🙌
I WITNESSED A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! 🙌
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
🎄🎁 GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
I WITNESSED A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! 🙌
I WITNESSED A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!! 🙌
I need money, my dad needs friends.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I need money, my dad needs friends.
Reposted by Jason Kinkade
Serious question: so what now? Who is going to do something?
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Serious question: so what now? Who is going to do something?
Reposted by Jason Kinkade
I wouldn’t look at Facebook for actual money… and you shouldn’t either.
December 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I wouldn’t look at Facebook for actual money… and you shouldn’t either.
December 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
