Jason Kinkade
@bestifyoudont.com
Dad. K-12 teacher. Security guard.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
bestifyoudont.com
☆ Climate change is an extinction-level event driven by capitalism.
☆ Billion-dollar-scale income inequality is a human rights violation.
☆ The social contract must guarantee no-cost healthcare.
Reposted by Jason Kinkade
My first coffee as a published novelist.
Good morning, world. ☕️
Good morning, world. ☕️
February 10, 2026 at 3:12 PM
My first coffee as a published novelist.
Good morning, world. ☕️
Good morning, world. ☕️
Oh, hamberders... it's hard out here for a dad. 😓
February 10, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Oh, hamberders... it's hard out here for a dad. 😓
Got the back trimmed so the front can catch up. Used a $10-off coupon so I was able to leave her a $20 tip. Almost not mad at libs for the whole "let's shave our heads to protest the inauguration" debacle.
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Got the back trimmed so the front can catch up. Used a $10-off coupon so I was able to leave her a $20 tip. Almost not mad at libs for the whole "let's shave our heads to protest the inauguration" debacle.
So, um, what grade are we giving our Super Bowl boycott to hurt the oligarchs that replaced freedom with fascism? Are the billionaires quaking in their boots today? Are they reeling from lost revenue? Are they spiraling before our class solidarity? Running scared from peasant power? Did we win?
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
So, um, what grade are we giving our Super Bowl boycott to hurt the oligarchs that replaced freedom with fascism? Are the billionaires quaking in their boots today? Are they reeling from lost revenue? Are they spiraling before our class solidarity? Running scared from peasant power? Did we win?
Happy 16th Birthday, son!
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Happy 16th Birthday, son!
I hadn't seen a personal dry-erase board since I was a kindergarten teacher. Now a homeless fren is trying to fight me with one. 🫤
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I hadn't seen a personal dry-erase board since I was a kindergarten teacher. Now a homeless fren is trying to fight me with one. 🫤
Be me Teacher of the Month October 2020. Come home to red-headed buxom new gf all dolled up and plating homemade seafood pasta.
GF: Beer or wine?
🎵 LetsGetItOn.EXE
GF: Before we get serious... I have genital herpes.
😱 DumpHer.EXE
I MISS HER SO MUCH! BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE.
GF: Beer or wine?
🎵 LetsGetItOn.EXE
GF: Before we get serious... I have genital herpes.
😱 DumpHer.EXE
I MISS HER SO MUCH! BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Be me Teacher of the Month October 2020. Come home to red-headed buxom new gf all dolled up and plating homemade seafood pasta.
GF: Beer or wine?
🎵 LetsGetItOn.EXE
GF: Before we get serious... I have genital herpes.
😱 DumpHer.EXE
I MISS HER SO MUCH! BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE.
GF: Beer or wine?
🎵 LetsGetItOn.EXE
GF: Before we get serious... I have genital herpes.
😱 DumpHer.EXE
I MISS HER SO MUCH! BEST MONTH OF MY LIFE.
Be me mall cop on duty during Super Bowl. Catch homeless fren who sells window washes.
FREN: Shoot! I thought you wouldn't be here!
ME & FREN: Hahaha!
ME: Gtfo.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
FREN: Shoot! I thought you wouldn't be here!
ME & FREN: Hahaha!
ME: Gtfo.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Be me mall cop on duty during Super Bowl. Catch homeless fren who sells window washes.
FREN: Shoot! I thought you wouldn't be here!
ME & FREN: Hahaha!
ME: Gtfo.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
FREN: Shoot! I thought you wouldn't be here!
ME & FREN: Hahaha!
ME: Gtfo.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
If you're gonna poop in your pee bucket, make sure the volume of pee exceeds the volume of poop. You want to dump it into a bush in one fell swoop, not have to pat the bottom.
🖐💥🪣💦💩🌳
🖐💥🪣💦💩🌳
February 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
If you're gonna poop in your pee bucket, make sure the volume of pee exceeds the volume of poop. You want to dump it into a bush in one fell swoop, not have to pat the bottom.
🖐💥🪣💦💩🌳
🖐💥🪣💦💩🌳
Home is where the pee bucket is.
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Home is where the pee bucket is.
Libs, this is NOT a drill.
Their economy is the only place we can hurt them without getting shot in the face, or dog piled and shot in the back.
Degenerate billionaires and their historical counterparts use bread & circus to control and exploit us peasants.
NOT TODAY.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
Their economy is the only place we can hurt them without getting shot in the face, or dog piled and shot in the back.
Degenerate billionaires and their historical counterparts use bread & circus to control and exploit us peasants.
NOT TODAY.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Libs, this is NOT a drill.
Their economy is the only place we can hurt them without getting shot in the face, or dog piled and shot in the back.
Degenerate billionaires and their historical counterparts use bread & circus to control and exploit us peasants.
NOT TODAY.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
Their economy is the only place we can hurt them without getting shot in the face, or dog piled and shot in the back.
Degenerate billionaires and their historical counterparts use bread & circus to control and exploit us peasants.
NOT TODAY.
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
My accountant (dad) told me to expect the full child care refund in three weeks.
URGE TO QUIT MY JOB RISING!
March is gonna be lit! Figure shit out in April. 😎
URGE TO QUIT MY JOB RISING!
March is gonna be lit! Figure shit out in April. 😎
February 8, 2026 at 4:00 AM
My accountant (dad) told me to expect the full child care refund in three weeks.
URGE TO QUIT MY JOB RISING!
March is gonna be lit! Figure shit out in April. 😎
URGE TO QUIT MY JOB RISING!
March is gonna be lit! Figure shit out in April. 😎
I didn't pay attention to event news. Were Shiny Oricorio spawns boosted or did I get lucky? #PokemonGO
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I didn't pay attention to event news. Were Shiny Oricorio spawns boosted or did I get lucky? #PokemonGO
LIVE FROM MALL COP HEADQUARTERS, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT PIZZA!
February 7, 2026 at 11:50 PM
LIVE FROM MALL COP HEADQUARTERS, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT PIZZA!
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Thousands showed up to remember and honor Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Minneapolis is with you — and we will keep spreading love.
February 7, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Thousands showed up to remember and honor Renee Good and Alex Pretti. Minneapolis is with you — and we will keep spreading love.
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My son's birthday is Monday, but I gave him his LEGO sets ahead of the weekend.
February 7, 2026 at 4:46 PM
My son's birthday is Monday, but I gave him his LEGO sets ahead of the weekend.
Everybody has their safety plans ready for tomorrow so you don't accidentally support anything related to Patriots, Seahawks, NFL, Apple Music, Trump, MAGA, billionaires, and ICE??
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
#AbolishICE
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
#AbolishICE
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Everybody has their safety plans ready for tomorrow so you don't accidentally support anything related to Patriots, Seahawks, NFL, Apple Music, Trump, MAGA, billionaires, and ICE??
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
#AbolishICE
#BoycottSuperBowlLX
#AbolishICE
I figured I'd wake up and be traumatized by our president again, but I didn't predict what would be stuck in my head by bedtime.
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh!
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh!
February 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I figured I'd wake up and be traumatized by our president again, but I didn't predict what would be stuck in my head by bedtime.
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh!
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh!
@speedonthis.bsky.social I waited all day to finally complete your vision!
February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
@speedonthis.bsky.social I waited all day to finally complete your vision!
Be me security guard outside bank.
FINANCE BRO: Patriots or Sea Hawks??!
ME: Oh, I don't know. Sorry.
FB: East coast or west coast??!
ME: I was born in Vermont, but lived in Oregon.
FB: You're fucking screwed!
CAN SOMEBODY IN BLUESKY TELL ME WHAT TO SAY? I'm gonna get asked 50 times at 5 p.m.
FINANCE BRO: Patriots or Sea Hawks??!
ME: Oh, I don't know. Sorry.
FB: East coast or west coast??!
ME: I was born in Vermont, but lived in Oregon.
FB: You're fucking screwed!
CAN SOMEBODY IN BLUESKY TELL ME WHAT TO SAY? I'm gonna get asked 50 times at 5 p.m.
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Be me security guard outside bank.
FINANCE BRO: Patriots or Sea Hawks??!
ME: Oh, I don't know. Sorry.
FB: East coast or west coast??!
ME: I was born in Vermont, but lived in Oregon.
FB: You're fucking screwed!
CAN SOMEBODY IN BLUESKY TELL ME WHAT TO SAY? I'm gonna get asked 50 times at 5 p.m.
FINANCE BRO: Patriots or Sea Hawks??!
ME: Oh, I don't know. Sorry.
FB: East coast or west coast??!
ME: I was born in Vermont, but lived in Oregon.
FB: You're fucking screwed!
CAN SOMEBODY IN BLUESKY TELL ME WHAT TO SAY? I'm gonna get asked 50 times at 5 p.m.
💕☕️ Weaponized Incompetence
February 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
💕☕️ Weaponized Incompetence