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Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving

I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
Last thing I need is to be set on fire just because I’m wearing sweats and haven’t shaved in a while…
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
<types “why isn’t Nien Nunb in “When Harry Met Sally”> after all… Carrie fisher was!
November 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hey! SOME of us… are curious… about why! Man!

Now pipe down so I can find out why Kermit isn’t in the Seventh Seal
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
That’s ok, it’ll be your neighbors Jesus
November 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Agreed, I like the dumb Godzilla stuff too but minus is memorable and classy
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Alright, put all their hands on their tummies and start humming. Don’t stop, whatever happens… don’t stop

I love you GramGram!

We’re beyond such words Timmy. Life, death. Love, hate. They hold no value anymore for GramGram
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Not that anything matters anymore but this is a Nelson Mandela quote.

Or a Pearl Buck quote maybe?
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just watched the trailer and the frequency that the characters talk about hoping the gang stays together and wanting to go home I suspect… that they’re all gonna be able to do juuuuuust that (but probably for a “no you can’t use that part of your suit, because I said so” length of time in the game)
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
That would be great. I’d like a gif of Zarbon doing a little “spinning your open hand” gesture to get someone speaking to hurry up. Feel like it could be useful for society at large.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
One of those ugly sonic comparison videos with the V/O being like “yeah, the new way is obviously better” while in the background there’s just the most unappealing yelps and pauses for determined breathing to steel for more biting down on a stick to finish the morph

“You can tell this flows better”
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I wanna see a battle between Batman and Piccolo where they’re just standing there, capes billowing, as people get more and more terrified of their aura levels.

Wonderful sketch
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And then for the rest of the game Samus is haunted by flashbacks to “there’s a guy on my tail! Do a barrel roll!”

And then in the final battle the boss seems unbeatable until Samus does an Inigo Montoya, “hello, there’s a guy on my tail, do a barrel roll… … HELLO! there’s a guy on my tail, DO A BA…
November 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Can she curl up into a morph ball too… but in a very uncomfortable to watch way that makes you wish she couldn’t?
November 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Good video! “Sonder” is an interesting word, it means “special” in German and is used in words like “sonderangebot” (special offer) or “besonders” (especially).

I will often when in the car think “oh that car has had a full life I know nothing about, or the people in that house”.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM