Berserker Piglet
@berserkerpiglet.bsky.social
Pinball-loving porcine programmer papa with a penchant for plucky playful problem-solving
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
I’m a lead developer on a thing many people here use. I hope you enjoy it, whatever it is.
Work with me here, the folks behind the twisted metal show…
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Work with me here, the folks behind the twisted metal show…
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
On a more faithful tv adaption of Maniac Mansion
Starting a war on two fronts seems to have been disastrous throughout history… but no one has ever started wars on… how many total countries are there on the planet again?
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Starting a war on two fronts seems to have been disastrous throughout history… but no one has ever started wars on… how many total countries are there on the planet again?
Oh crap, what have I done? Oh no…
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Oh crap, what have I done? Oh no…
Just got a very nice compliment (or at least I think it was) that I look like Seth MacFarlane. My kids disagree and say more MatPat. Either way, until I am less concerned that I may accidentally say something stupid here that’ll get me fired, you can imagine I look something vaguely like this
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Just got a very nice compliment (or at least I think it was) that I look like Seth MacFarlane. My kids disagree and say more MatPat. Either way, until I am less concerned that I may accidentally say something stupid here that’ll get me fired, you can imagine I look something vaguely like this
Ooh… stick with me on this… It as a kabuki actor instead of a clown and you get all the weirdest Japanese nightmares Junji Ito can muster
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Ooh… stick with me on this… It as a kabuki actor instead of a clown and you get all the weirdest Japanese nightmares Junji Ito can muster
First attempts at shaving a pumpkin. Left is my daughter’s “cute cat” that she made. Right is my first stab at learning how to use the tools to make a traffic cone, middle is the freehand Shrek based on eyeing a pattern. I think from what I learned on both next year is gonna be real fun!
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
First attempts at shaving a pumpkin. Left is my daughter’s “cute cat” that she made. Right is my first stab at learning how to use the tools to make a traffic cone, middle is the freehand Shrek based on eyeing a pattern. I think from what I learned on both next year is gonna be real fun!
Got kid a stylophone and holy crap, their leaning into a 1970s/1980s aesthetic is brilliant. I don’t know how long she’ll play with it but man I want it on my desk, box and all
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Got kid a stylophone and holy crap, their leaning into a 1970s/1980s aesthetic is brilliant. I don’t know how long she’ll play with it but man I want it on my desk, box and all
This is the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
October 28, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This is the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
I’m allowed to look at the cheese pot.
I’m not allowed to touch the cheese pot.
Feeling more secure that I’ll still have my job in ten years
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Feeling more secure that I’ll still have my job in ten years
I’m ready to create a cult based on creating unhealthy internet relationships with online celebrities. Who would like to join my
October 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m ready to create a cult based on creating unhealthy internet relationships with online celebrities. Who would like to join my
Bill Bailey is definitively bald
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bill Bailey is definitively bald
And another thing, I’m not Madmartigan. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m Madmartigan
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
And another thing, I’m not Madmartigan. Please don’t put in the newspaper that I’m Madmartigan
Lucky in leaves
October 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Lucky in leaves
October 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yes it’s hella dumb… but it’s also shiny and gives me a tiny joy at something like 70 cents a pop which nowadays is a pretty darn good deal
October 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yes it’s hella dumb… but it’s also shiny and gives me a tiny joy at something like 70 cents a pop which nowadays is a pretty darn good deal
Imagine the child that was raising the Superman flag, doing that… but seeing someone getting hurt and putting an S on HIS chest and going and saving them. THAT being the rallying point.
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
October 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Imagine the child that was raising the Superman flag, doing that… but seeing someone getting hurt and putting an S on HIS chest and going and saving them. THAT being the rallying point.
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
Not saved by some wished for superbeing. INSPIRED by that superbeing to be the better people that are needed
Prompted off of this meme I saw
October 1, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Prompted off of this meme I saw
Yep, my wife was ok with femurs but drew the line at phalanges
Also
Also
September 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Yep, my wife was ok with femurs but drew the line at phalanges
Also
Also
Never found out what it was
September 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Never found out what it was
I don’t know why my mind made this connection because he wasn’t the actor but I can HEAR him saying “Marriage is what brings us together today…”
September 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don’t know why my mind made this connection because he wasn’t the actor but I can HEAR him saying “Marriage is what brings us together today…”
This is why I’m adamant. I’m seeing a ton of posters saying Disney is asking for this. Disney isn’t. Sinclair is. If this makes you mad… and it SHOULD… boycotting Sinclair should be more known about than it is. I’m urging people to be awkward about this. This might be the only time we have momentum
September 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is why I’m adamant. I’m seeing a ton of posters saying Disney is asking for this. Disney isn’t. Sinclair is. If this makes you mad… and it SHOULD… boycotting Sinclair should be more known about than it is. I’m urging people to be awkward about this. This might be the only time we have momentum
Yup, those are the stars on the first level of Mario 64 alright.
September 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Yup, those are the stars on the first level of Mario 64 alright.
Sometimes Dan is better
August 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sometimes Dan is better