Um guys

it is pretty funny how absolutely not a single person in parliament wanted to do the coup

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

[argument at thanksgiving dinner]

wife: don’t start taking sides this time

me: why not *sliding potatoes into pocket* they’re too busy yelling to notice

I hate light solution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light pollution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate light polution I hate

Curious

The birth of a star as seen by the James Webb Space Telescope

a photo of chappell roan you’ve never seen before because i took it