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Berkan Demir
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Welcome to my Bluesky page! Physics student from Germany.
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Text "'Der Genitiv von Moin existiert nicht.' Iowa:" Bild von Landkarte Iowa (USA), Hauptstadt "Des Moines"
December 1, 2024 at 9:17 AM
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In case you ever stumble upon a black hole.
SAFETY INSTRUCTIONS ON DISCOVERING A BLACK HOLE 1. Raise the alarm 2. Call Professor Rolf-Dieter Heuer 3. If you feel confident, tackle the black hole yourself ON HEARING THE ALARM 1. EVACUATE THE BUILDING-although please ensure you take your work with you. This may prove crucial in forming an appropriate black-hole response 2. MOVE AWAY FROM LARGE BODIES-black holes attract mass, so stay in small groups and away from large mountains 3. STAY ALERT FOR LARGE SHIFTS IN TECTONIC PLATES-as the earth's core implodes there are liable to be cracks and shifts in the surface 4. WARN NEW-ZEALAND-while the black hole remains small it may oscillate in SHM between Geneva and the other side of the world. Invercargill is liable to be first hit 5. CURLUP INTO A TIGHT BALL-if all else fails your passage across the event horizon will be eased if you minimise the distance between your head and feet. Shouting loudly as you cross will provide outside observers years of notice and preparation time
October 17, 2023 at 3:56 PM
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Yeah well I’m sorry we ever met.
October 16, 2023 at 6:34 PM
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“I think you’ve had enough, sir.”
A person stands, back to the camera, in a jacket with 6 large pockets on the back of his jacket. In front of them is a server behind a concession stand labeled “pockets.”
October 13, 2023 at 1:27 PM
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Hello Bluesky! Meet the king of all pigeons!
A pigeon resting on the tip of a stone pyramid. A close-up of a pigeon resting on the tip of a stone pyramid.
October 16, 2023 at 3:26 PM