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Benverly
@benverly.bsky.social
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Pile o cobwebs
Pointing finger and laughing: "Eewwww, Ross likes Sydney, Ross likes Sydney"
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
At least all those generals have to listen to these ramblings too
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
RFK preparing a mix of folates to take away the pain and prevent childhood autism
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Just served a bunch of New Orleanians a tater tot hot dish and they treated it like the delicacy it is.
September 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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RFK Jr. spits out a mouthful of asbestos and takes a swig from his sewage bottle.

"I can already see children getting healthier," he gurgles, a bone from a roadkill bat lodged in his larynx. "The spike in measles deaths is a sign their mitochondrial vitality is spiking."

His left ear drops off.
September 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
RFK Jr's hands are extremely hot and wet.
September 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Lol no shit you were wrong
August 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Dear Lord, please open the gates of hell for these Heretics, where they can exist forever and every, amen.
July 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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when i say i support the troops i mean all the dogs currently suffering through ptsd
July 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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blade but he hunts astronauts instead of vampires
June 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
A young JD Vance, or whatever he was called then, surely listened to this song, pushed back his greasy hair, and through his teeth grunted:

Thish one'sh abou' MEE
Westfall
YouTube video by Okkervil River - Topic
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
RFK Jr. fires vaccine committee as they failed to accept Grandfather Nurgle's blessing.
June 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I wanna hire the Rogansphere to hawk my Serotonin Chews
May 16, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"In the grim darkness of the far future, there is no time for peace, there is only time for wARfiGhTing" sounds dumb as shit
May 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
"war fighting" is such a dumb fucking term.
May 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
RFK making a bold wardrobe choice for his hearing today.
May 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Oh ya, da Popes ready to take on our sins, so. Only Ditka coulda been better. Daaaaaa Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is an attack on the Warhammer community
Trump: "I don't think a beautiful baby girl that's 11 years old needs to have 30 dolls. I think they can have three dolls or four dolls ... they don't need to have 250 pencils. They can have five."
May 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've been thinking. When you see a farmer, how do you know if it's one of the "good ones"?
April 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
These farmers are gonna waste all of our tariff money on spit buckets, big belt buckles and moonshine! I won't have it!
April 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I wish there was a way to say "damn you". . .
But more
March 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
@governorwalz.mn.gov maybe you should split the DFL from the Democrats and join with other progressive leaders across the country to bring the DFL as the prominent option. The Dems ain't doing shit
March 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Repeating a bad argument in a baby voice is actually great debate
March 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Semper find a real job!
March 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM