Ben Van Hook
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Andy Reid has been named in the newly released Colonel Sanders files. This may confirm that the “Coach Red Sauce” listed in the Kentucky flight logs is Andy Reid.
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Andy Reid has been named in the newly released Colonel Sanders files. This may confirm that the “Coach Red Sauce” listed in the Kentucky flight logs is Andy Reid.
Taylor Swift falls under scrutiny as she attacks a pet bird. Click the link in our bio for the whole story.
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Taylor Swift falls under scrutiny as she attacks a pet bird. Click the link in our bio for the whole story.
Death toll confirmed in Olive Garden bread stick mine collapse
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Death toll confirmed in Olive Garden bread stick mine collapse
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October 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Correction: The delay is the study
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Correction: The delay is the study
Researchers at DePaul University studying procrastination delay the start of experimentation indefinitely
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Researchers at DePaul University studying procrastination delay the start of experimentation indefinitely
Click the link in our bio for the full story. As of posting, this reporter has been fired due to clear teleprompter reading.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Click the link in our bio for the full story. As of posting, this reporter has been fired due to clear teleprompter reading.
Realtor shows newly married 30-year-old couple beautiful storm drain in extremely safe and rarely rained on neighborhood
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Realtor shows newly married 30-year-old couple beautiful storm drain in extremely safe and rarely rained on neighborhood
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Baby Saves Affair
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May 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Baby Saves Affair
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Olympic table tennis player is hopeful that one day she will be big enough to play full sized tennis. #sports #tabletennis #olympics
March 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Olympic table tennis player is hopeful that one day she will be big enough to play full sized tennis. #sports #tabletennis #olympics
I’m happy for him!!
March 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m happy for him!!
To protect the nation’s youth, President Trump has issued a complete ban on semi and fully automatic assault squirt weapons.
#guncontrol #nra #usa
#guncontrol #nra #usa
February 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
To protect the nation’s youth, President Trump has issued a complete ban on semi and fully automatic assault squirt weapons.
#guncontrol #nra #usa
#guncontrol #nra #usa
The NFL replaces “END RACISM” with more administration-friendly phrases.
February 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The NFL replaces “END RACISM” with more administration-friendly phrases.
A new study found that your doctor drinks urine samples and fabricates the results of the urine test.
February 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A new study found that your doctor drinks urine samples and fabricates the results of the urine test.
The Philadelphia Eagles will face off against whatever the refs can get away with in Super Bowl 59 next Sunday! #superbowl #nfl #eagles
February 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Philadelphia Eagles will face off against whatever the refs can get away with in Super Bowl 59 next Sunday! #superbowl #nfl #eagles
One week into February and it’s not even February yet
January 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One week into February and it’s not even February yet
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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
The joker isn’t joking about his “homemade scarf”
January 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
The joker isn’t joking about his “homemade scarf”
Reposted by Ben Van Hook
