BensDecoy
@bensdecoy.bsky.social
Some day my goofs will be worthy of a dollar a month, I just know it.
Next Halloween I’m going as a perfect Basil Rathbone style Sherlock Holmes; deerstalker hat, pipe, tweed everywhere and then whip out this bad boy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Next Halloween I’m going as a perfect Basil Rathbone style Sherlock Holmes; deerstalker hat, pipe, tweed everywhere and then whip out this bad boy.
Girls say, boys say
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Girls say, boys say
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
There should be a hero shooter with 1980s and 90s action movie grunge. You don't get a yassified super heroine you get a guy who looks like Al Leong in Die Hard.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There should be a hero shooter with 1980s and 90s action movie grunge. You don't get a yassified super heroine you get a guy who looks like Al Leong in Die Hard.
Based on the various fetish posts that pass by my Discover tab this describes most BlueSky users.
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Based on the various fetish posts that pass by my Discover tab this describes most BlueSky users.
I wish this site had polls so I could ask which one of these packs of Ferrero Roches will taste better:
A. Three in a line, big logo.
B. Three in a triangle, small logos.
C. They will taste the same. Candy doesn’t change based on the shape they are packaged in (incorrect.)
A. Three in a line, big logo.
B. Three in a triangle, small logos.
C. They will taste the same. Candy doesn’t change based on the shape they are packaged in (incorrect.)
November 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I wish this site had polls so I could ask which one of these packs of Ferrero Roches will taste better:
A. Three in a line, big logo.
B. Three in a triangle, small logos.
C. They will taste the same. Candy doesn’t change based on the shape they are packaged in (incorrect.)
A. Three in a line, big logo.
B. Three in a triangle, small logos.
C. They will taste the same. Candy doesn’t change based on the shape they are packaged in (incorrect.)
So @mermaidseph.bsky.social is explaining to me that there is some kind of lesbian maid/servant kink subplot in Pokémon ZA and two thoughts occur:
1) Because of her anger issues and horniness surrounding the disrespect of her mistress I am dubbing this character Matcha Maid Randy Savage.
1) Because of her anger issues and horniness surrounding the disrespect of her mistress I am dubbing this character Matcha Maid Randy Savage.
November 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So @mermaidseph.bsky.social is explaining to me that there is some kind of lesbian maid/servant kink subplot in Pokémon ZA and two thoughts occur:
1) Because of her anger issues and horniness surrounding the disrespect of her mistress I am dubbing this character Matcha Maid Randy Savage.
1) Because of her anger issues and horniness surrounding the disrespect of her mistress I am dubbing this character Matcha Maid Randy Savage.
Even moreso when it comes to security.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Even moreso when it comes to security.
I trust this man implicitly.
October 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I trust this man implicitly.
Since I'm still annoyed by this, here's a screenshot that stuck around on my desktop app since I hadn't refreshed yet. Here's the post that was too hot for TV.
October 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Since I'm still annoyed by this, here's a screenshot that stuck around on my desktop app since I hadn't refreshed yet. Here's the post that was too hot for TV.
Love it, also the way the truck goes over the cliff feels reminiscent of how Bill Watterson would often draw cars as flying erratically down the road.
August 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Love it, also the way the truck goes over the cliff feels reminiscent of how Bill Watterson would often draw cars as flying erratically down the road.
There was a very nice Peugeot 205 GTI with a fantastic interior.
July 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
There was a very nice Peugeot 205 GTI with a fantastic interior.
I only really know about #DeathStranding2 from watching @mermaidseph.bsky.social play, but I still have questions on how certain mechanics work.
June 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I only really know about #DeathStranding2 from watching @mermaidseph.bsky.social play, but I still have questions on how certain mechanics work.
I give this Tweet one hundred Pinochios.
June 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I give this Tweet one hundred Pinochios.
A submission for both made up AND the name of a real guy, Cale Donk.
June 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A submission for both made up AND the name of a real guy, Cale Donk.
…when I popped the Switch 2 into its case I noticed that it kind of “shrank”? Maybe it’s just me but when I put the consoles side by side the 2 is obviously larger and that size difference is somehow more than the difference between the two cases.
June 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
…when I popped the Switch 2 into its case I noticed that it kind of “shrank”? Maybe it’s just me but when I put the consoles side by side the 2 is obviously larger and that size difference is somehow more than the difference between the two cases.
I think there’s an argument for 1996 to 2001 which goes from Tomb Raider 1’s attempt at realistic characters and environments to Metal Gear Solid 2.
Maybe the difference doesn’t look as stark but 2001 gets you motion captured skeletal animation, moving facial features, hair that isn’t a solid block
Maybe the difference doesn’t look as stark but 2001 gets you motion captured skeletal animation, moving facial features, hair that isn’t a solid block
June 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I think there’s an argument for 1996 to 2001 which goes from Tomb Raider 1’s attempt at realistic characters and environments to Metal Gear Solid 2.
Maybe the difference doesn’t look as stark but 2001 gets you motion captured skeletal animation, moving facial features, hair that isn’t a solid block
Maybe the difference doesn’t look as stark but 2001 gets you motion captured skeletal animation, moving facial features, hair that isn’t a solid block
Beautiful crumb on this oat muffin.
June 1, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Beautiful crumb on this oat muffin.
A video game where it is absolutely crucial that you be able to identify different kinds of clams and their useful properties without any text on screen to help.
(Also, cruel to call them Butter Clams when they are more toxic.)
(Also, cruel to call them Butter Clams when they are more toxic.)
May 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
A video game where it is absolutely crucial that you be able to identify different kinds of clams and their useful properties without any text on screen to help.
(Also, cruel to call them Butter Clams when they are more toxic.)
(Also, cruel to call them Butter Clams when they are more toxic.)
That’s why you gotta get the tallboy in the wide mouth slam can.
May 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
That’s why you gotta get the tallboy in the wide mouth slam can.
Ugh, I’m so not interested in obvious and lowbrow Rockstar humor we’re going to get in #GTAVI. Anyway time to watch some real brainy satire.
May 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Ugh, I’m so not interested in obvious and lowbrow Rockstar humor we’re going to get in #GTAVI. Anyway time to watch some real brainy satire.
Hey now, you’re a Dairy Star, get your pumps on, get milked.
Hey no—(this parody song cease and desisted by four separate litigants)
Hey no—(this parody song cease and desisted by four separate litigants)
May 6, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Hey now, you’re a Dairy Star, get your pumps on, get milked.
Hey no—(this parody song cease and desisted by four separate litigants)
Hey no—(this parody song cease and desisted by four separate litigants)