BensDecoy
@bensdecoy.bsky.social
Some day my goofs will be worthy of a dollar a month, I just know it.
Is there any rapper, Scottish or otherwise, with the name Glock Ness Monster?
November 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is there any rapper, Scottish or otherwise, with the name Glock Ness Monster?
Wow, the Super Famicom, GameCube, Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3– in fact most consoles ALL have North American release anniversaries this month? What could possibly account for that?
November 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Wow, the Super Famicom, GameCube, Wii, Xbox 360, PlayStation 3– in fact most consoles ALL have North American release anniversaries this month? What could possibly account for that?
Next Halloween I’m going as a perfect Basil Rathbone style Sherlock Holmes; deerstalker hat, pipe, tweed everywhere and then whip out this bad boy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Next Halloween I’m going as a perfect Basil Rathbone style Sherlock Holmes; deerstalker hat, pipe, tweed everywhere and then whip out this bad boy.
Michael Eddington has such a weird intro in DS9 because they never introduce him. The first time he appears he’s an a computer simulation, the next time he’s real and saying he’s Odo’s friend, the third time he’s saying Sisko’s promotion to captain was overdo and it’s like bitch, we don’t KNOW you!
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Michael Eddington has such a weird intro in DS9 because they never introduce him. The first time he appears he’s an a computer simulation, the next time he’s real and saying he’s Odo’s friend, the third time he’s saying Sisko’s promotion to captain was overdo and it’s like bitch, we don’t KNOW you!
Half-Life is one of my favorite games so I am taking this opportunity to say we should only mention anniversaries of products (if we need mention them at all) that are intervals of 5.
Screw this “27th birthday!” nonsense.
Screw this “27th birthday!” nonsense.
November 19, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Half-Life is one of my favorite games so I am taking this opportunity to say we should only mention anniversaries of products (if we need mention them at all) that are intervals of 5.
Screw this “27th birthday!” nonsense.
Screw this “27th birthday!” nonsense.
Genuinely trying to not be a jerk about this but clearly the "is good" vs. "is bad" delineation with Call of Duty campaigns has to come from the physical playing of those games because I've watched playthroughs of like 10 of them and could barely tell you why one receives praise and another outrage.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Genuinely trying to not be a jerk about this but clearly the "is good" vs. "is bad" delineation with Call of Duty campaigns has to come from the physical playing of those games because I've watched playthroughs of like 10 of them and could barely tell you why one receives praise and another outrage.
I’m loathe to suggest another movie series do the legacy thing but an easy layup for introducing a new Bond despite that whole dying thing would be having Pierce Brosnan step into frame and say something like, “Mr. Bond? How is the new job treating you?” and not elaborating from there.
November 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’m loathe to suggest another movie series do the legacy thing but an easy layup for introducing a new Bond despite that whole dying thing would be having Pierce Brosnan step into frame and say something like, “Mr. Bond? How is the new job treating you?” and not elaborating from there.
We really need another term so people can stop arguing about what an indie game. There is a difference between wholly publisher-owned (1st party) developers, independent developers who partner with a publisher, and self-publishing developers.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We really need another term so people can stop arguing about what an indie game. There is a difference between wholly publisher-owned (1st party) developers, independent developers who partner with a publisher, and self-publishing developers.
FROZEN hot chocolate? Listen to yourself. What’s next? Hot gazpacho soup?
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
FROZEN hot chocolate? Listen to yourself. What’s next? Hot gazpacho soup?
Girls say, boys say
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Girls say, boys say
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
Bay Baby, Bay Baby, squash!
Hate when a guy in a spooky mask approaches me in the inner city and when I say, “Hey buddy, Halloween was LAST month!” I am added to his trail of victims.
November 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Hate when a guy in a spooky mask approaches me in the inner city and when I say, “Hey buddy, Halloween was LAST month!” I am added to his trail of victims.
There should be a hero shooter with 1980s and 90s action movie grunge. You don't get a yassified super heroine you get a guy who looks like Al Leong in Die Hard.
November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
There should be a hero shooter with 1980s and 90s action movie grunge. You don't get a yassified super heroine you get a guy who looks like Al Leong in Die Hard.
"Environmental Storytelling," my dear Watson.
November 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Environmental Storytelling," my dear Watson.
Going to start saying "leave the bottle" to different waitstaff and see how it plays out. Maybe I can get more cheese fluid at Taco Bell.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Going to start saying "leave the bottle" to different waitstaff and see how it plays out. Maybe I can get more cheese fluid at Taco Bell.
Deciding to go HARD as a nostalgia guy. I won't rest until they put CRT filters on movie screens.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Deciding to go HARD as a nostalgia guy. I won't rest until they put CRT filters on movie screens.
This is sadder than that Hemingway story. 😢
For sale: condoms, never jizzed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is sadder than that Hemingway story. 😢
They should do turkey tenders or turkey fingers at various fast food establishments this time of year.
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
They should do turkey tenders or turkey fingers at various fast food establishments this time of year.
I wish I knew a bit more about video game development so I’m throwing this out there; would a Battlefield game with more customizable uniforms and accessories potentially run worse/require more resources than the current preset skins system?
November 15, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish I knew a bit more about video game development so I’m throwing this out there; would a Battlefield game with more customizable uniforms and accessories potentially run worse/require more resources than the current preset skins system?
TTRPG hot take that I don’t fully believe but will say for comedy:
If you’re playing in an extremely densely fleshed out game world, you are playing someone else’s story. If you’re playing with extremely densely fleshed out character classes/roles/types, you are playing someone else’s characters…
If you’re playing in an extremely densely fleshed out game world, you are playing someone else’s story. If you’re playing with extremely densely fleshed out character classes/roles/types, you are playing someone else’s characters…
November 14, 2025 at 9:11 PM
TTRPG hot take that I don’t fully believe but will say for comedy:
If you’re playing in an extremely densely fleshed out game world, you are playing someone else’s story. If you’re playing with extremely densely fleshed out character classes/roles/types, you are playing someone else’s characters…
If you’re playing in an extremely densely fleshed out game world, you are playing someone else’s story. If you’re playing with extremely densely fleshed out character classes/roles/types, you are playing someone else’s characters…
Anyway, some Metroid Other M fans are probably my going to try and use this as a victory and it’s imperative we don’t let them.
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Anyway, some Metroid Other M fans are probably my going to try and use this as a victory and it’s imperative we don’t let them.
People seem to be confused by some of the additions to Metroid Prime 4 because they missed that it’s Metroid Prime 4, as in a sequel to Metroid Prime 3, and not Super Metroid 2 but a 3D FPS This Time.
November 14, 2025 at 3:43 PM
People seem to be confused by some of the additions to Metroid Prime 4 because they missed that it’s Metroid Prime 4, as in a sequel to Metroid Prime 3, and not Super Metroid 2 but a 3D FPS This Time.
No greater betrayal than the next video essayist release being about a game series you haven’t finished yet so you can’t watch it.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
No greater betrayal than the next video essayist release being about a game series you haven’t finished yet so you can’t watch it.
Papa Smurf Devouring His Son
Francisco Goya (1821)
Francisco Goya (1821)
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Papa Smurf Devouring His Son
Francisco Goya (1821)
Francisco Goya (1821)
Gonna build my own theme park based on AAA video games. To go to different areas you need to shimmy through a thin crevice so you really feel like you’re passing through a hidden loading screen.
November 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gonna build my own theme park based on AAA video games. To go to different areas you need to shimmy through a thin crevice so you really feel like you’re passing through a hidden loading screen.