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Doug Satan, BFA.
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Time flies whether you’re having fun or not.
Becoming the IT person at work because you’re half your boss’s age and know how to share a Google doc and can set up a zoom call
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
For how much he hated trans people it’s crazy that Charlie Kirk changed his pronouns to was/were.
September 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Furio if he hit the gym
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Yeah man. You really cracked the code. The billionaire owned news and social media really exposed you to the truth. some guy using EBT is the reason you can’t afford rent. You are an intellectual marvel.
July 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Any other Italian Americans want to start our own version of Zionism? I was thinking about getting a group of us together to go get dunked on in the Teutoburg forest.
June 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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If we did socialism (they would not do this willingly) we could make all housing public, cap rents at five percent of income and make housing a human right. Just an idea.
June 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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May 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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It’s weird how extra costs trickle down to consumers but extra profits don’t. What’s that all about
April 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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said this before but socrates was sort of the first debate livestreamer which really makes you understand why they killed him
March 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I was wondering where all of the hashtag resist libs went but I guess it was here. Remember folks. The way to win is not by doing things that benefit working people, it’s about not being Trump.
March 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A huge part of this is that the average liberal’s politics haven’t evolved at all since 2016.
every day i have at least one liberal playing j'accuse with me saying I worship Bernie, like, pal, buddy, champ, I barely liked him the first time and I was 20 then
March 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If the Bruins trade Brad Marchand I’m just gonna take a break from hockey I think
March 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So I guess it wasn’t a fluke when Gavin Newsom personally destroyed a homeless encampment. He really is just a piece of shit.
March 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Modern conservatism is just the rejection of the idea that you must ever participate in a society
March 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Terfs and fascists are the scum of the earth all my homies hate terfs and fascists
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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gm wealth is a mental illness
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Pavement is the shittiest band of all time. Every one of their songs sounds like a nervous teenager reciting their first attempt at poetry in a crowded guitar center.
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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We're taught in the US that Marx just conjured his philosophy from nothing, that his ideas were divorced from reality and merely "good on paper."

Marx's citations section in Capital is longer than Animal Farm.
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Bluesky is a superior format to Twitter, imo, but the fact that just about everyone on here is completely humorless kind of sucks ngl.
October 18, 2024 at 2:35 PM