Turbo Sloth
benpernick.bsky.social
Turbo Sloth
@benpernick.bsky.social
Jokes, puns, sloths, comedy songs, pizza
Hell yeah it’s official you immortal

Evanescence wrote the song about you
November 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
God I can’t imagine parents having the energy left to cheat
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I should add that I staged a comeback on the final day and won first place 🏆😃. More likely they’re wondering “Who the heck is Ben Pernick”?
September 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Meanwhile federal law enforcement is now happy to wear masks to avoid identification even though they were ready to arrest citizens for wearing them for health reasons
August 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Also more named Warming & Blaze
August 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Sega Dreamcast: Do a Crazy Grift!
July 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM