Colton Burpo's Darkplace
benpathat.bsky.social
Colton Burpo's Darkplace
@benpathat.bsky.social
Enjoyer of ⚙️🚶🏽 🗺️ 🚇 🚍 🚲📽️ 📺 🎮. Sometimes I go by SenorRoboto. He/him.
I know a guy that made some “Gritty Mario” shorts and his goal was explicitly to get a budget
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Took me 35 years of being half Portuguese American to learn that we share a slur (dago) with Italians, unclear if by intent or because people can’t tell one loud, hirsute Catholic from another.
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
C, with both more silliness and more sadness as compared to Lowdown
November 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I was the bright Lycra dork on the big purple bike. If I’d been sure I’d have thanked you for your work instead of “good morning”! Very appreciated!
November 4, 2025 at 5:06 PM
At 1045 or so I thought the person on the metro e-bike I passed on rampart looked like you, now I’m thinking it was!
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What every gamer wants is 10 different storefronts using 700MB of RAM each all with almost identical bad UIs too large for anyone not running 4k desktop resolution
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Is the range of the original Pinnacles/Big Sur-based condor group starting to overlap with the range of the group at Sespe Condor sanctuary?
October 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sad to see non-native trees like Chinese Pistache on this list, birds spread them and they grow fast.
October 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A PSA: Feucht is German for "moist" or "swampy"
August 29, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Oh dude that and so, so much more. Cinematic excellence
August 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I miss the recession-era DTLA Arts District, that lot behind them became a corporate campus and upscale shopping including the Soylent and Lyft local HQs
August 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Gotta be some Portland sewing gals who take commissions, maybe they'll barter for some beans
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
He's not a patriot, he's a rich boy trying to win a party argument against his ex-wife's new family
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just thinking about the Johnny Rockets at the Ciudad Juarez airport
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Not true, the arms are normal sized and the rest of the T-Rex is small.
August 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
all this because these rich dudes think they'll be able to upload their consciousness and live forever
June 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I got mixed up by that too but Wu's defunct game studio is the same acronym, it's not Glaxo
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
for sure!
June 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Whoops
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM