Colton Burpo's Darkplace
benpathat.bsky.social
Colton Burpo's Darkplace
@benpathat.bsky.social
Enjoyer of ⚙️🚶🏽 🗺️ 🚇 🚍 🚲📽️ 📺 🎮. Sometimes I go by SenorRoboto. He/him.
If a computer ever gets smart enough that being mean to it is racist, then it’s smart enough that it working for free is slavery. Funny how that part never comes up from AI boosters.
October 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Looking at Fort Bliss, TX on Google Maps where they're building a new ICE detention facility and I know it's not what either of these things was built for but uhhh
August 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The president told me Jeffrey Epstein keeps stealing his spa girls so I asked how many spa girls he has, he says he just hires new spa girls afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just trafficking women with extra steps and then his daughter started crying.
July 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Walking around Los Angeles has never made me more proud or more angry than it has these last 2 weeks. For all its faults, this city is normally beautiful and bustling .

The depraved Federal terror campaign has emptied the streets. Where there used to be food vendors there's now anti-ICE posters.
June 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Notice this VexCel aerial imaging plane up today @lemonodor.bsky.social @tropicostation.bsky.social ?
June 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I finally figured it out: Kristi Noem looks like she should be selling overpriced costume jewelry on the Home Shopping Network
June 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Reposted by Colton Burpo's Darkplace
Downtown Los Angeles, 1937
June 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Thinking it's not just a coincidence that a C17 is headed to Socal from New Hampshire, a state with a Republican governor
June 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Isn't it funny how LAPD never shows up if you've been in a car accident or robbed but can deploy hundreds of officers for parades or whenever ICE shows up?
June 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
accidentally sat in the Business Class on Amtrak 🎩 while riding it as Metrolink codeshare, transferred to the subway within 5 minutes. Rode the new HR4000 cars for the first time. Huge improvement as a rider from the old Bredas. Got home within 1:15 of wheels down at burbank

LA more of this please
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Played the demo for @blendogames.bsky.social 's new game Skin Deep this weekend and now have to be patient for a week for release
April 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
This how you get Zorro: The Trans Blade. Gonna open the New York Times to find Jesse $ingal's latest hit piece slashed with a Z
April 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Excuse me?
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
nothing is forbidden. everything is permitted.
i’m losing it
March 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The only thing keeping me from deleting FB is Marketplace
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Found a 1989 German mountain biking video on YouTube and encountered A Guy
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
To my trans friends: You matter to me and this sucks. You deserve better from the world, including me.
January 30, 2025 at 1:46 AM
this could be us if we all buy those things for bougie grandparents that autoprint your emails
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The elite deny us the pleasures which they themselves enjoy
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Cowardly Friday decision by @safety.bsky.app
December 13, 2024 at 7:10 PM
FYI for everyone we are on Sting 3.0 now, all the life force, knowledge, and essence of Sting 2.0 has been imbued into a new vessel
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
November 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
The thing with a lot of the Republican disinfo campaigns is they're well-funded long cons. I had a coworker claiming "they" control hurricanes with submarines in 2015. Repeat something long enough and hard enough
October 8, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Caught this aborted final approach at LAX by a Hawaiian Air A330. ATC asked them several times to confirm visual once they came around again 😄
August 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I saw Fall Guy tonight. It was great! Nice to see Ryan Gosling in Nice Guys form again and Emily Blunt getting to flex her comedy and action chops. Such good stunts!
May 23, 2024 at 6:19 AM