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Colton Burpo's Darkplace
@benpathat.bsky.social
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He's not a patriot, he's a rich boy trying to win a party argument against his ex-wife's new family
the infamous photo of young Gavin Newsom and his ex-wife who is now Don Jr's partner, with the caption: Kimberly Guilfoyle and her then-husband, Gavin Newsom, sprawl on Ann Getty's rug in San Francisco in 2004 for a photo with a story in Harper's Bazaar
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Just thinking about the Johnny Rockets at the Ciudad Juarez airport
Google maps imagery of the Ciudad Juarez airport showing it has a Johnny Rockets.
August 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
benpathat.bsky.social
Looking at Fort Bliss, TX on Google Maps where they're building a new ICE detention facility and I know it's not what either of these things was built for but uhhh
Google maps imagery of the Fort Bliss railyard, used to move military equipment but also could be used for large scale movement of detainees Google Satellite imagery of the Gas Chamber at Fort Bliss, where soldiers undergo gas mask/PPE training
August 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Whoops
A Cessna 350 flight path registered to GV AIR Inc trail number N3465G
June 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Thinking it's not just a coincidence that a C17 is headed to Socal from New Hampshire, a state with a Republican governor
Flight path of a US military C17 from Portsmouth, NH towards Southern California
June 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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can confirm from visual is a twin engine plane that resembles King Air. Cell phone camera doesn't do it justice
June 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
benpathat.bsky.social
Nice! Just built up my Double Cross over the holidays and been loving it, hoping I can say the same in 10 years
A large-framed Soma Double Cross CX bike leans against a large boulder under an oak tree. It is overlooking a valley city with cloudy skies and the Verdugos and San Gabriel mountains loom in the background
May 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Excuse me?
a 1988 Fuji bike ad showing a paint color as "Erectric Blue"
April 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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The only thing keeping me from deleting FB is Marketplace
A FB marketplace listing for "Beautiful Midnight Snack Picture" for $100, and a photo of a painting of a Black couple in bed snugglin' and feeding each other charcuterie
February 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
benpathat.bsky.social
Found a 1989 German mountain biking video on YouTube and encountered A Guy
A grainy VHS still showing Günter Gleißner, Forest director of Garmisch-Partenkirchen, in traditional green Alpine garb pointing as he is interviewed by a man in a bright blue bucket hat and matching tracksuit
February 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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this could be us if we all buy those things for bougie grandparents that autoprint your emails
drake meme. he says no to the dark web and says yes to "shadow fax"
January 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The elite deny us the pleasures which they themselves enjoy
a black and white photo of Prince Philip playing bicycle polo as a young man, a newer color photo of Princes Harry and William also playing bike polo
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
benpathat.bsky.social
Gonna start hanging these up around the country club
A poster attached to a chain link fence, with a graphic of a golf course and various people superimposed. It reads "make the golf course a public sex forest!" In all caps
December 11, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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FYI for everyone we are on Sting 3.0 now, all the life force, knowledge, and essence of Sting 2.0 has been imbued into a new vessel
the minimalist concert poster for Sting's 3.0 tour, with a list of cities and the band superimposed on rooftop with a city skyline view
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
a dark blue convertible smart car with the top down on a pavingstone driveway next to a brick house. it has a rear hitch-mounted bike rack with a 90s mountain bike, also in dark blue. The yellow license plates on the car and the rack read "PAULCHEN"
November 1, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Caught this aborted final approach at LAX by a Hawaiian Air A330. ATC asked them several times to confirm visual once they came around again 😄
A Hawaiian Air Airbus A330 flight path into LAX, showing a too-eager base turn over Adams leading to misalignment for final and an abort with a right turn and climb over Koreatown
August 19, 2024 at 6:17 AM
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2014 Link D8 here, wish I had that Andros stem though!
June 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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I'm not sure if the content fits the bill but I saw this romance cover years ago and it's just been stuck in my brain ever since
A lush romance paperback titled Pirate's Princess by Constance O'Banyon. A woman in a yellow dress and shirtless muscled man caress on the beach. Tagline reads "she had to choose between ruling her people or following her heart!"
June 19, 2024 at 1:39 PM
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Kenneth Mejia worked that angle in LA to become city controller, but that's a very fiscally oriented position!
A billboard over a busy LA Street titled "City of LA Budget Priorities" and showing over $3B spent on police compared to well under $1B for housing and youth development
April 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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late on this but dang the Rivian R3 looks good, getting euro hatch/crossover vibes
a boxy but futuristic looking green Rivian R3X crossover hatchback from the rear passenger side, on a grassy mountain meadow the infamous group B Lancia Delta HF Integrale, in while, red, and blue Martini livery, behind it are race suits and photos of various drivers. an army green Lada Niva 4x4 compact suv on a forest dirt road a green audi quattro on a lawn
March 11, 2024 at 5:47 PM
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this place has some a Niva and some other good options www.3dmoskcustoms.it/negozio/
a yellow lada niva rc car with white spoked rims and off road tires on a beach. its front is dusted with sand and the long cast of shadows suggests late afternoon a fiat panda 4x4 rc car climbing over large gravel in a creekbed. its body is bright green and it has a roof rack with spare tire and a light bar
March 2, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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@hellojed.bsky.social saw this album art and did a double take. Might be up your alley: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivjW... artwork by @solardog.bsky.social
youtube preview for the full album of Bicycle by Patricia Taxxon. The yellow-toned album art is of a fox fursona riding a bicycle
January 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
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now THAT'S a movie poster
A creased illustrated poster for the Italian film I Nuovi Barbari (The New Barbarians) with mustachioed B-movie star Fred Williamson dressed halfway between an LAPD officer and Thanos. He's got an elven headband on and oversized golden codpiece and gauntlets, in which he is drawing a scoped-out crossbow. On your right, his left, is Anna Kanakis in a skimpy leather bikini suit, thigh-high purple boots, and a flowy green robe, also headbanded, and a sci-fi pistol. They stand brandishing in front of a silvery futuristic city and a metallic ship of the same material.
December 12, 2023 at 6:58 PM