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benoodles.bsky.social
Benji Jaybird
@benoodles.bsky.social
9 followers 30 following 10 posts
26 + He/Him + Adults only
+Disabled
+Autistic
+SWer
+Furry trash
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clownnoises.bsky.social
Bukkake
For @/brandhund
🎨 t.me/ClownNoisesArt
📰 @vaeruffms.bsky.social (t.me/VaeruffMS)
#furryart #furrynsfw
October 29, 2023 at 5:49 PM
benoodles.bsky.social
Anyways, pitch might be slow to drop, but this ass ain’t.
[NSFW] ID: Benji, a white demiboy, is crouched on the ground wearing a black jock strap and black knee-high socks. One of his legs is crossed under his bare ass, and the other is bent with his knee to the left of the frame, his foot up on top toe. His right hand rests on that knee. He’s looking over his right shoulder at the camera, wearing wire rim glasses and a wireless ear bud /END ID
October 28, 2023 at 9:34 PM
benoodles.bsky.social
This really is a hilarious story, and a perfect example of the universe's amazing ability to troll humanity without having ever had a conscious thought.

In nearly 100 years, the pitch has landed in the glass a total of eight times. On zero of those occasions has any human being witnessed the fall.
c0nc0rdance.bsky.social c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · Oct 28
If you're ever frustrated with an experiment, consider the example of the Queensland Pitch Drop Experiment begun in 1927, the longest running experiment... and I want to really make this land for you...

STILL HAS NOT technically yielded a single direct observation as of 2022.
Professor John Mainstone with the eighth drop forming in 1990. Photograph: The University of Queensland
October 28, 2023 at 8:50 PM
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moynzarek.bsky.social
Multiple Loads
For @/SocksMinkelson
🎨 t.me/MoxGallery
📰 @vaeruffms.bsky.social (t.me/VaeruffMS)
#furryart #furrynsfw
October 28, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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daknar.bsky.social
On Vacation
For @/LWolf1217
🎨 t.me/DaknarArt
📰 @vaeruffms.bsky.social (t.me/VaeruffMS)
#furryart #furrynsfw
October 24, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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ivan-jhang.bsky.social
#furry #furryart #獣人 ＃ケモノ
October 21, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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passionpeachy.bsky.social
ghost cat
A ghost in the shape of a black cat with glowing orange-pink eyes and glowing orange-pink paws sticking out under its sheet. It also has a glowing orange-pink bell in the shape of a pumpkin. The background is dark gray with pale orange-pink stars.
October 23, 2023 at 6:04 PM
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luxurialethe.bsky.social
🥵不用穿衣服了啦，这样就好了~！😘

#nsfw #furryart #kemono
teasey rareel
October 23, 2023 at 11:53 AM
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alexandriamasse.bsky.social
crochet spider sculpture I made for John Fluevog Shoes last year, her name is Abigail and she is 10 feet wide
October 17, 2023 at 12:23 AM
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benjamindewey.bsky.social
It's when a friend mentions a good one you don't remember that really stings.
absent moments in a day. Who knows where they go?
October 9, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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adampknave.com
Stop putting yourself down. Stop talking about things you like then qualifying with "It's cringe" or "I know it sucks but..." Stop dismissing your own skills, abilities, & looks. Self-depreciating humor isn't funny, & we all know where it comes from. Celebrate yourself & let ppl celebrate with you.
October 9, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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mgillman.bsky.social
A 4 page comic about drawing, made for the Portland Public Library's new exhibition, "Why We Make Comics: Reflections on Storytelling"

If you live in Portland ME, you can see this comic, as well as 3 others by other cartoonists, on display starting October 6! www.portlandlibrary.com/lewis-gallery/
What do you see when you see a bird? Is it the grace of its flight? The intelligence in its gaze? The sharpness of its beak? The softness of its down? Each of us has been gifted a way of seeing birds, unique to our eye alone. When we are in the woods together, I can see my bird, but not yours. But what if we draw our birds for each other? And the next time either of us is in the woods, we find our capacity to see has grown? Your drawing can teach me to notice strength, softness, swiftness, grace, I otherwise would miss. It does not need to be a "good" drawing. It has energy and life simply because it is yours. What abundance, to be surrounded by the drawings of other people! Each overlapping in ways, but at their core, inherently unique. Each one, in its own small way, the gift of sight. Making our perception of the world a little sharper, brighter, deeper. Ours is an age where, increasingly, capital would like to teach us how to see birds. Smooth, flat, digestible. But real nourishment will always come from each other. I want to see birds the way people do. I want to see birds the way you do.
September 27, 2023 at 2:54 PM
benoodles.bsky.social
(NSFW) look. look. no need to call me out like that! 😭

sexvalues.github.io
ID: a table titled “SexValues” listing five bars, each graphing one of two opposing traits. I got masculine attraction, high sex drive, high submissive-ness, high deviance, and high openness about my affections. /END ID
October 9, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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evelmiina.bsky.social
One day she will catch you, 2017
September 25, 2023 at 4:19 PM
benoodles.bsky.social
95% of the time I’m male, the other time? A 10/10
Benji [he/they] sits on a porch wearing a dress that shows off most of his thighs, with a leather jacket on top. He has black mascara and a blue-black lipstick on. /END ID
September 22, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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bbolander.bsky.social
not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!
September 22, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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animalshapes.bsky.social
Singin'.
That autumn coyote again standing on their hind legs, eyes closed, probably up to no good. A personal character. Digital (Photoshop CC), 2023.
September 22, 2023 at 9:41 PM