lunar calendar? buddy, we're on earth

All I have to do is make it to summer and then I can eat a ripe peach outside in the morning with my bare feet in the grass and it’ll fix everything

to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country