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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Still crossing my fingers.

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Someone tell Elon that trips to the bottom of a sea in a submarine are very cathartic post breakup
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Star Wars Kelvin Timeline would be interesting. Steve Buscemi as Luke Skywalker.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Someone said Elder Dinosaur and my ears perked up.
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
🍿 Yeah, so tired of them. I decided I'm doing broadcast only football this year. If it's not on it's not on. They're lucky I even talk about their game at this point. And only did that sling month for the WNBA finals because they were in the middle of screwing disney. I can cheer that on.
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Going through over two months of YouTube history was depressing. That world knew so little of what was coming. Wow.

But I found it.

Had it on in the background so no guarantees it doesn't have a few seconds of something horrible in it. 🎲

www.youtube.com/watch?v=obGZ...
Something Strange Is Happening On The US-Mexico Border (#220)
YouTube video by Sabbatical
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I remember seeing a youtuber spend a long video wandering back and forth across the border with Mexico visiting different towns and he mentioned how popular dental work was there.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They would just keep calling and you'd have to go on TV to hem and haw about it. Really such a hassle.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They tried that but Florida got rid of the books.
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Godspeed you woke people who get uncomfortable with the way I talk about Labyrinth.
November 10, 2025 at 11:21 PM