CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
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CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
· Feb 12
Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.
Taking a hair dryer to my Listerine bottle so I can transfer the sticker to my car that says Powered by fluoride to help prevent tooth decay.
December 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Taking a hair dryer to my Listerine bottle so I can transfer the sticker to my car that says Powered by fluoride to help prevent tooth decay.
Y'all know about the sweet, well-mannered, longhaired Chihuahua in my life and honestly, best pupper ever.
Anyone who has a problem me living with a badass dog is a fucking loser.
Anyone who has a problem me living with a badass dog is a fucking loser.
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Y'all know about the sweet, well-mannered, longhaired Chihuahua in my life and honestly, best pupper ever.
Anyone who has a problem me living with a badass dog is a fucking loser.
Anyone who has a problem me living with a badass dog is a fucking loser.
Have been having the nagging feeling the past few (fuck, 6?) years I better go see some things before the world takes that next turn and yes I know there's a book about that and I think I bought it and no I haven't taken the time to read all of it yet and yeah I think that's leading to a roadtrip.
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Have been having the nagging feeling the past few (fuck, 6?) years I better go see some things before the world takes that next turn and yes I know there's a book about that and I think I bought it and no I haven't taken the time to read all of it yet and yeah I think that's leading to a roadtrip.
Thoroughly considering the cost of holograms.
December 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Thoroughly considering the cost of holograms.
Preparing for the 2nd season of Pitt watching Falling Skies season 1 disc 2.
Sarah Carter, obscure TV's Noomi Rapace, seems like she's gonna play a cool character.
Sarah Carter, obscure TV's Noomi Rapace, seems like she's gonna play a cool character.
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Preparing for the 2nd season of Pitt watching Falling Skies season 1 disc 2.
Sarah Carter, obscure TV's Noomi Rapace, seems like she's gonna play a cool character.
Sarah Carter, obscure TV's Noomi Rapace, seems like she's gonna play a cool character.
every time I open youtube to look up product reviews I am assaulted with either things I'm not interested in or shorts from comedians.
this lady's funny.
www.youtube.com/shorts/pUQPL...
this lady's funny.
www.youtube.com/shorts/pUQPL...
Hinge for the Holidays… #datingapps #holidays #single
YouTube video by Sidney Morss
www.youtube.com
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
every time I open youtube to look up product reviews I am assaulted with either things I'm not interested in or shorts from comedians.
this lady's funny.
www.youtube.com/shorts/pUQPL...
this lady's funny.
www.youtube.com/shorts/pUQPL...
TFW you are pretty sure you met Jonathan Banks in real life but are too polite to ask because it's not actually him.
December 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
TFW you are pretty sure you met Jonathan Banks in real life but are too polite to ask because it's not actually him.
Top gun 2 but it's the Greyhound.
December 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Top gun 2 but it's the Greyhound.
All four (yes 4 not 3 not 5) hunger games movies are free on YouTube right now if you ran out of egg nog.
December 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
All four (yes 4 not 3 not 5) hunger games movies are free on YouTube right now if you ran out of egg nog.
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I gotta do it.
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I gotta do it.
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
It's only right.
RIP to the Dog
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Last Christmas I gave you my horse
But the very next day
“Sign this NDA”
But the very next day
“Sign this NDA”
December 1, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Last Christmas I gave you my horse
But the very next day
“Sign this NDA”
But the very next day
“Sign this NDA”
Who's up updating Sequoia to 15.7.3?
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Who's up updating Sequoia to 15.7.3?
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"Imran Ahmed, an ex-Labour adviser who now heads the Centre for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH), and Clare Melford, CEO of the Global Disinformation Index (GDI), were labelled 'radical activists' by the Trump administration and banned from entering the US." www.bbc.com/news/article...
UK social media campaigners among five denied US visas
The Trump administration bans five people who have called for tech regulation from entering the country.
www.bbc.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"Imran Ahmed, an ex-Labour adviser who now heads the Centre for Countering Digital Hate (CCDH), and Clare Melford, CEO of the Global Disinformation Index (GDI), were labelled 'radical activists' by the Trump administration and banned from entering the US." www.bbc.com/news/article...
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light the lamp not the rat light the lamp not the rat
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 AM
light the lamp not the rat light the lamp not the rat
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December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Little known fact about me. When I wake up in the morning and stretch that sound effect from Paula Abdul Straight Up right before the chorus plays like go go gadget good morning.
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Little known fact about me. When I wake up in the morning and stretch that sound effect from Paula Abdul Straight Up right before the chorus plays like go go gadget good morning.
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Automated EC2 patching with SSM and centralized parameters; reduced toil and variance.
25% reduction in update windows
Centralized configuration via Parameter Store
https://www.notion.so/Systems-Manager-and-Patch-Groups-46db032a742146d6af513e9f165b03eb
25% reduction in update windows
Centralized configuration via Parameter Store
https://www.notion.so/Systems-Manager-and-Patch-Groups-46db032a742146d6af513e9f165b03eb
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Automated EC2 patching with SSM and centralized parameters; reduced toil and variance.
25% reduction in update windows
Centralized configuration via Parameter Store
https://www.notion.so/Systems-Manager-and-Patch-Groups-46db032a742146d6af513e9f165b03eb
25% reduction in update windows
Centralized configuration via Parameter Store
https://www.notion.so/Systems-Manager-and-Patch-Groups-46db032a742146d6af513e9f165b03eb
Oh shit, Cory Booker posted the leaked story to his YouTube?
I don't remember what he does on other issues but nice he took action.
I'm not subscribed to his channel so hope that means it's recommend for a lot of other people too.
And like John said, hope people question jails more here now.
I don't remember what he does on other issues but nice he took action.
I'm not subscribed to his channel so hope that means it's recommend for a lot of other people too.
And like John said, hope people question jails more here now.
December 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh shit, Cory Booker posted the leaked story to his YouTube?
I don't remember what he does on other issues but nice he took action.
I'm not subscribed to his channel so hope that means it's recommend for a lot of other people too.
And like John said, hope people question jails more here now.
I don't remember what he does on other issues but nice he took action.
I'm not subscribed to his channel so hope that means it's recommend for a lot of other people too.
And like John said, hope people question jails more here now.
It's almost 2026. I don't want to see you mix capitalization in a word for emphasis unless you're talking about Emo Chad charging a Nissan.
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's almost 2026. I don't want to see you mix capitalization in a word for emphasis unless you're talking about Emo Chad charging a Nissan.
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