CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Pinned
CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
· Feb 12
Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.
So you're saying $50 is too much for boots or too little?
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
So you're saying $50 is too much for boots or too little?
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PSA: tips to protect yourself from scams on Signal.
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
November 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
PSA: tips to protect yourself from scams on Signal.
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Every major comms platform has to contend w phishing, impersonation, & scams. Sadly.
Signal is major, and as we've grown we've heard about more of these attacks--scammy people pretending to be something or someone to trick and abuse others. 1/
Bidet sounds like a good idea until due to piping restrictions you buy the cold-only version and it drops to 57F in your bathroom.
All hot water is on the other side of the room.
Considering running a line lol.
All hot water is on the other side of the room.
Considering running a line lol.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bidet sounds like a good idea until due to piping restrictions you buy the cold-only version and it drops to 57F in your bathroom.
All hot water is on the other side of the room.
Considering running a line lol.
All hot water is on the other side of the room.
Considering running a line lol.
Woke up again a bit ago thinking this weather stuff is for the birds and then I remembered they flew away.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Woke up again a bit ago thinking this weather stuff is for the birds and then I remembered they flew away.
Saw a graph of blue vs red senate and house control over time and... Republicans really have led us into every recession, huh?
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Saw a graph of blue vs red senate and house control over time and... Republicans really have led us into every recession, huh?
When Senator Quisling (D-NY) runs for the big chair I think Raymond Prentiss Shaw would be an excellent VP pick. A war hero. That's what we need. Someone willing to put in the work.
Ray Donovan gif.
Ray Donovan gif.
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
When Senator Quisling (D-NY) runs for the big chair I think Raymond Prentiss Shaw would be an excellent VP pick. A war hero. That's what we need. Someone willing to put in the work.
Ray Donovan gif.
Ray Donovan gif.
Where are the shallows and have you tried using GPS if you're far from them now?
November 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Where are the shallows and have you tried using GPS if you're far from them now?
Finished hunger games.
Don't look at me like that.
In Time next or finally watch Joker 2?
Don't look at me like that.
In Time next or finally watch Joker 2?
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Finished hunger games.
Don't look at me like that.
In Time next or finally watch Joker 2?
Don't look at me like that.
In Time next or finally watch Joker 2?
Made it a point to tell the liquor store lady they're trying to criminalize the hemp seltzer, among the other bullshit they're doing.
They really are finding all of the straws they can to break the camel.
Oh, and remember a second round of Kirkland wine is being recalled. Yes again.
Joker gif.
They really are finding all of the straws they can to break the camel.
Oh, and remember a second round of Kirkland wine is being recalled. Yes again.
Joker gif.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Made it a point to tell the liquor store lady they're trying to criminalize the hemp seltzer, among the other bullshit they're doing.
They really are finding all of the straws they can to break the camel.
Oh, and remember a second round of Kirkland wine is being recalled. Yes again.
Joker gif.
They really are finding all of the straws they can to break the camel.
Oh, and remember a second round of Kirkland wine is being recalled. Yes again.
Joker gif.
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Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products: [with alt text included]
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Here are the Senators who voted to criminalize hemp products: [with alt text included]
The end credit music on hunger games goes harder than I remember.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The end credit music on hunger games goes harder than I remember.
If you ever get sick of the Nedry references please bear in mind I literally went through 2 million lines of code for a migration we did back in... I think it was 2018. And if you know someone else who could do what I did for what I bid for that job I'd like to see them try.
November 11, 2025 at 3:23 AM
If you ever get sick of the Nedry references please bear in mind I literally went through 2 million lines of code for a migration we did back in... I think it was 2018. And if you know someone else who could do what I did for what I bid for that job I'd like to see them try.
OK, it's time. Sweatpants. Indoor jacket. Puffy coat on the dog.
It's under 70 degrees indoors here.
Cross your fingers for us.
It's under 70 degrees indoors here.
Cross your fingers for us.
November 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
OK, it's time. Sweatpants. Indoor jacket. Puffy coat on the dog.
It's under 70 degrees indoors here.
Cross your fingers for us.
It's under 70 degrees indoors here.
Cross your fingers for us.
NGL, y'all know me and my avoid everyone like the plague because they basically have plague usual behavior but I kinda think it'd be fun to go get the free veteran meals at restaurants wearing that m0x mustard and onions T-shirt just to see if I make new friends.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
NGL, y'all know me and my avoid everyone like the plague because they basically have plague usual behavior but I kinda think it'd be fun to go get the free veteran meals at restaurants wearing that m0x mustard and onions T-shirt just to see if I make new friends.
I am so happy it's here in time.
Happy Veteran's Day, everybody!
Happy Veteran's Day, everybody!
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am so happy it's here in time.
Happy Veteran's Day, everybody!
Happy Veteran's Day, everybody!
Want to block the selfie cam on a 13 mini but not face ID for sign ins?
The selfie cam is the far left side of the notch.
Smaller than a Nanobloc Dot. Go with the smallest thing you find from a universal kit.
The selfie cam is the far left side of the notch.
Smaller than a Nanobloc Dot. Go with the smallest thing you find from a universal kit.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Want to block the selfie cam on a 13 mini but not face ID for sign ins?
The selfie cam is the far left side of the notch.
Smaller than a Nanobloc Dot. Go with the smallest thing you find from a universal kit.
The selfie cam is the far left side of the notch.
Smaller than a Nanobloc Dot. Go with the smallest thing you find from a universal kit.
Step 1: buy chips in addition to candy for trick or treating.
Step 2: see zero trick or treaters.
Step 3: eat many bags of chips the following week.
Step 4: marvel at the youthful glow* of your skin.
*ugly pimple on forehead in place that hasn't happened in 20 years.
Step 5: post the next week.
Step 2: see zero trick or treaters.
Step 3: eat many bags of chips the following week.
Step 4: marvel at the youthful glow* of your skin.
*ugly pimple on forehead in place that hasn't happened in 20 years.
Step 5: post the next week.
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Step 1: buy chips in addition to candy for trick or treating.
Step 2: see zero trick or treaters.
Step 3: eat many bags of chips the following week.
Step 4: marvel at the youthful glow* of your skin.
*ugly pimple on forehead in place that hasn't happened in 20 years.
Step 5: post the next week.
Step 2: see zero trick or treaters.
Step 3: eat many bags of chips the following week.
Step 4: marvel at the youthful glow* of your skin.
*ugly pimple on forehead in place that hasn't happened in 20 years.
Step 5: post the next week.
Open primary: register independent to scare them with numbers. Then vote in whatever primary you want.
Closed primary: no qualms about registering as whatever to influence what you want. Imagine if you could go back to vote maga out of the gop in 2016.
I've been lazy myself. These are ideas.
Closed primary: no qualms about registering as whatever to influence what you want. Imagine if you could go back to vote maga out of the gop in 2016.
I've been lazy myself. These are ideas.
November 10, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Open primary: register independent to scare them with numbers. Then vote in whatever primary you want.
Closed primary: no qualms about registering as whatever to influence what you want. Imagine if you could go back to vote maga out of the gop in 2016.
I've been lazy myself. These are ideas.
Closed primary: no qualms about registering as whatever to influence what you want. Imagine if you could go back to vote maga out of the gop in 2016.
I've been lazy myself. These are ideas.
Making sure the people at work know how cool I am with my Seether and Staind references.
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Making sure the people at work know how cool I am with my Seether and Staind references.
Remember how I was taking Mondays off because I have a problem with otherwise never taking my pto? Well...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K...
I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today
YouTube video by John Koenig
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Remember how I was taking Mondays off because I have a problem with otherwise never taking my pto? Well...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD8K...
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Is the Christmas music and decor in stores really aggressive this year or am I just on edge and it's feeling like it
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Is the Christmas music and decor in stores really aggressive this year or am I just on edge and it's feeling like it
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Yes and a Secret Third Thing? The holiday cheer feels more oppressive because it’s trying to drown out the general state of everything?
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Yes and a Secret Third Thing? The holiday cheer feels more oppressive because it’s trying to drown out the general state of everything?
Breaking satire! FL Senate clarifies that open carry does not apply when mustard and onions are attached.
November 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Breaking satire! FL Senate clarifies that open carry does not apply when mustard and onions are attached.
Am I doing the flannel forearm thing correctly?
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Am I doing the flannel forearm thing correctly?
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Today i am reminded of this @theawkwardyeti.bsky.social. The last year/decade in a nutshell.
November 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today i am reminded of this @theawkwardyeti.bsky.social. The last year/decade in a nutshell.