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Hen Prowler
@benmffowler.bsky.social
I wish i could send out an @all to my mutuals because you all need to see this.

@raxkingisdead.bsky.social @regretagarbo.rip @brendelbored.bsky.social @timtoon.com @bowsnonk.bsky.social @thehellcurve.bsky.social @julieklausner.bsky.social

Sorry if i tagged you and you didn't think this was funny
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Not to get too defensive about it but i do have adhd and when you mentioned washing hands while cooking *frequently* i immediately thought of the dozen or so videos people made like this. And i totally do this too.
November 10, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This borger from a 1976 ad for the Detroit museum could fix me.

www.instagram.com/reel/DP7DoCO...
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you've lost the wall street lawyer demographic...
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'm just basing this on vibes but it finally feels like the dam is starting to break with normie libs starting to be just as dissatisfied with democratic leadership as the rest of us are.
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Did you get a good price on those disposable utensils?

Yeah I put my whole ____ in it.
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Bar I'm drinking at decided to put on the Victoria Secret show for some reason.
November 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I did this many.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You know it baybee!
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I'm gonna try to eat half of this stuff.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Got the @andykindler.bsky.social achievement in Pokemon.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Really liked how my arms looked in this conference call.
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Riding the bus in honor of the Mamdani win.
November 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Honorable mention to Goodles.
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Sean Bean in another period piece? Don't mind if I do. But could that MGM logo *be* any larger???
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
November 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
@jazzpomegranate.com were you aware of this lore?
November 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ordering pizza on Halloween for a reverse trick or treat.
November 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Watching The Raven for some old school horror schlock and flippin Jack Nicholson shows up.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I mean I think the joke works because I've always seen Chris in this pompadour.
October 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This is so fucking funny. I see Chris Isaak's name pop up in The Silence of the Lambs credits and go "I don't remember him in this..." and then look it up. I then get a wrong answer for something that you'd think was pretty cut and dried but LLMs are just alphabet soup machines.
October 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Boy this guy won't stop scapegoating the left.
October 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM