Ben
@benmahtin.bsky.social
at the gym, asking people on the treadmill how many sets they have left
March 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
at the gym, asking people on the treadmill how many sets they have left
BYOB restaurants should allow you to bring Diet Dr Pepper if they don’t have Diet Dr Pepper. I will pay the corkage fee.
March 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
BYOB restaurants should allow you to bring Diet Dr Pepper if they don’t have Diet Dr Pepper. I will pay the corkage fee.
neurotypical but I learned to solve a rubik’s cube recently and everything around me started glowing like the wand scene in Harry Potter
March 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
neurotypical but I learned to solve a rubik’s cube recently and everything around me started glowing like the wand scene in Harry Potter
Constantly reminded of the time an editor at The Crimson told me I couldn’t write about a blood drive on campus because I had a conflict of interest (I gave blood)
This isn't meant to be a dunk, but I'm genuinely surprised when people don't understand that journalists generally cannot take part in activism if they want to be taken seriously as journalists
February 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Constantly reminded of the time an editor at The Crimson told me I couldn’t write about a blood drive on campus because I had a conflict of interest (I gave blood)
people may resist change but the ideal workplace of the future is one in which human employees exist purely to enter MFA codes
February 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
people may resist change but the ideal workplace of the future is one in which human employees exist purely to enter MFA codes
too worried about gender instead of biohacking for the single most useful genetic trait (cilantro tastes good)
Bro got out-biohacked, skill issue
elon musk using IVF and CRISPR to ensure all of his children are male and then one transitioning to female boiled his brain so much he ends society as we know it is like the ultimate expression of family being the oldest kind of empire for the most pathetic kind of humans.
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
too worried about gender instead of biohacking for the single most useful genetic trait (cilantro tastes good)