Benji Spetter-Goldstein
@benjisg.com
Organizer for Washington and New England Melee. SWE. BU '21.
the ios glass thing looks so butt
October 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the ios glass thing looks so butt
Gonna enter genesis with the tag “Charlie Kirk” and expose all the WOKE TOs who won’t call my sets
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Gonna enter genesis with the tag “Charlie Kirk” and expose all the WOKE TOs who won’t call my sets
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ANNOUNCING 2BIG2DAWG!
FEATURING SALT, GRAVES, CHANGO, JELLO, STUDEBACHER HOCH, MELO, CLEM, BLITZ, AND MANY MORE...
October 25 @ University of Washington's Denny Hall in Seattle
Early Bird Registration ($5 venue fee) is now live through September 5th!!
www.start.gg/tournament/2...
FEATURING SALT, GRAVES, CHANGO, JELLO, STUDEBACHER HOCH, MELO, CLEM, BLITZ, AND MANY MORE...
October 25 @ University of Washington's Denny Hall in Seattle
Early Bird Registration ($5 venue fee) is now live through September 5th!!
www.start.gg/tournament/2...
August 31, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ANNOUNCING 2BIG2DAWG!
FEATURING SALT, GRAVES, CHANGO, JELLO, STUDEBACHER HOCH, MELO, CLEM, BLITZ, AND MANY MORE...
October 25 @ University of Washington's Denny Hall in Seattle
Early Bird Registration ($5 venue fee) is now live through September 5th!!
www.start.gg/tournament/2...
FEATURING SALT, GRAVES, CHANGO, JELLO, STUDEBACHER HOCH, MELO, CLEM, BLITZ, AND MANY MORE...
October 25 @ University of Washington's Denny Hall in Seattle
Early Bird Registration ($5 venue fee) is now live through September 5th!!
www.start.gg/tournament/2...
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ANNOUNCING THE WASHINGTON MELEE SUMMER 2025 PR!
Congrats to everyone who made it!
Congrats to everyone who made it!
August 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
ANNOUNCING THE WASHINGTON MELEE SUMMER 2025 PR!
Congrats to everyone who made it!
Congrats to everyone who made it!
WA Melee players!
The PR season has ended! Please review your data in Braacket and verify that all of your results are uploaded and correctly represented (you can find your results by clicking 'Players' and then searching your tag): braacket.com/league/wamelee
The PR season has ended! Please review your data in Braacket and verify that all of your results are uploaded and correctly represented (you can find your results by clicking 'Players' and then searching your tag): braacket.com/league/wamelee
Official Washington Melee League / Dashboard
League: Official Washington Melee League | United States; Super Smash Bros. Melee
braacket.com
July 10, 2025 at 4:18 AM
WA Melee players!
The PR season has ended! Please review your data in Braacket and verify that all of your results are uploaded and correctly represented (you can find your results by clicking 'Players' and then searching your tag): braacket.com/league/wamelee
The PR season has ended! Please review your data in Braacket and verify that all of your results are uploaded and correctly represented (you can find your results by clicking 'Players' and then searching your tag): braacket.com/league/wamelee
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Five Iron Melee 36 is Monday, 7/7.
LAST EVENT OF THE PR SEASON!
Sign up now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
LAST EVENT OF THE PR SEASON!
Sign up now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Five Iron Melee 36
The best place for Five Iron Melee 36 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
www.start.gg
July 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Five Iron Melee 36 is Monday, 7/7.
LAST EVENT OF THE PR SEASON!
Sign up now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
LAST EVENT OF THE PR SEASON!
Sign up now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
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It’s hard when a great comedian you really admired as a kid turns out to be completely full of shit but luckily it was just Jon Lovitz this time
June 29, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It’s hard when a great comedian you really admired as a kid turns out to be completely full of shit but luckily it was just Jon Lovitz this time
fucking wild they didn’t have kneecap in there
June 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
fucking wild they didn’t have kneecap in there
truly will never be a feeling quite like being game 5 last stock at five iron when the venue starts bumping the fallout boy cover of we didn’t start the fire
June 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
truly will never be a feeling quite like being game 5 last stock at five iron when the venue starts bumping the fallout boy cover of we didn’t start the fire
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A Melee biweekly here would be so clutch
May 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
A Melee biweekly here would be so clutch
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Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
EVERYWHERE—As the influence of the nation’s transgender individuals continues to encroach on the freedoms of the U.S. populace, sources confirmed Tuesday that increasingly powerful trans person Tori R...
theonion.com
May 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Increasingly Powerful Trans Person Capable Of Using Every Single Bathroom At Once
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
really was a a choice for ultimate to turn their rankings into a 6 month-long simulation of the prisoner’s dilemma
February 27, 2025 at 8:49 AM
really was a a choice for ultimate to turn their rankings into a 6 month-long simulation of the prisoner’s dilemma
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Love is in the air...
Congrats to our 2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Top 8, presented here each with a victory of their own
🥇 @jontae.bsky.social, Best Focus Destroyer
🥈 @studebacher.bsky.social, Best Barbarian War Cry
🥉 Zemi, 5-time NBA MVP
4⃣ White Lightning, Best Worst Internet Connection
1/2
Congrats to our 2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Top 8, presented here each with a victory of their own
🥇 @jontae.bsky.social, Best Focus Destroyer
🥈 @studebacher.bsky.social, Best Barbarian War Cry
🥉 Zemi, 5-time NBA MVP
4⃣ White Lightning, Best Worst Internet Connection
1/2
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love is in the air...
Congrats to our 2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Top 8, presented here each with a victory of their own
🥇 @jontae.bsky.social, Best Focus Destroyer
🥈 @studebacher.bsky.social, Best Barbarian War Cry
🥉 Zemi, 5-time NBA MVP
4⃣ White Lightning, Best Worst Internet Connection
1/2
Congrats to our 2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Top 8, presented here each with a victory of their own
🥇 @jontae.bsky.social, Best Focus Destroyer
🥈 @studebacher.bsky.social, Best Barbarian War Cry
🥉 Zemi, 5-time NBA MVP
4⃣ White Lightning, Best Worst Internet Connection
1/2
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REMEMBER JAMERS
Arcadian is TOMORROW at UW, Denny Hall, Room 303
Doors - 10:30am
Doubles - 11am
Singles Wave A - 1pm
Singles Wave B - 3pm
Top 16 - 5pm
Close - 8pm
Check startgg for which wave you’re in, A pools are Wave A, B pools are Wave B
TRAVEL SAFE!
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
Arcadian is TOMORROW at UW, Denny Hall, Room 303
Doors - 10:30am
Doubles - 11am
Singles Wave A - 1pm
Singles Wave B - 3pm
Top 16 - 5pm
Close - 8pm
Check startgg for which wave you’re in, A pools are Wave A, B pools are Wave B
TRAVEL SAFE!
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
Washington Melee Arcadian 2025
The best place for Washington Melee Arcadian 2025 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
www.start.gg
February 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
REMEMBER JAMERS
Arcadian is TOMORROW at UW, Denny Hall, Room 303
Doors - 10:30am
Doubles - 11am
Singles Wave A - 1pm
Singles Wave B - 3pm
Top 16 - 5pm
Close - 8pm
Check startgg for which wave you’re in, A pools are Wave A, B pools are Wave B
TRAVEL SAFE!
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
Arcadian is TOMORROW at UW, Denny Hall, Room 303
Doors - 10:30am
Doubles - 11am
Singles Wave A - 1pm
Singles Wave B - 3pm
Top 16 - 5pm
Close - 8pm
Check startgg for which wave you’re in, A pools are Wave A, B pools are Wave B
TRAVEL SAFE!
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
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Seeding for the Arcadian is live!
You have 24 hours to submit seeding change requests, you can do so here: forms.gle/wEaWATe3XyYj...
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
You have 24 hours to submit seeding change requests, you can do so here: forms.gle/wEaWATe3XyYj...
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
2025 Washington Melee Arcadian Seeding Request
NOTE: PLEASE do not use this to request simply to be "seeded" higher unless you believe your skill is significantly misrepresented by 3 or more seeds within your pool
forms.gle
February 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Seeding for the Arcadian is live!
You have 24 hours to submit seeding change requests, you can do so here: forms.gle/wEaWATe3XyYj...
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
You have 24 hours to submit seeding change requests, you can do so here: forms.gle/wEaWATe3XyYj...
www.start.gg/tournament/w...
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then how dare you all you ever do is call people you disagree with ducks
January 30, 2025 at 7:43 AM
if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck then how dare you all you ever do is call people you disagree with ducks
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Who’s winning the Arcadian???
January 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Who’s winning the Arcadian???
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Five Iron Melee 28 is Monday, 1/20.
Signup now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Signup now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Five Iron Melee 28
The best place for Five Iron Melee 28 brackets, streams, standings and schedules all in one place!
www.start.gg
January 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Five Iron Melee 28 is Monday, 1/20.
Signup now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Signup now for a chance to win a free drink!
www.start.gg/tournament/f...
Petition to rename the “Box Office Achievement” Golden Globe to “Best Schlock”
January 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Petition to rename the “Box Office Achievement” Golden Globe to “Best Schlock”