Ben P
@benjip.nz
💼 Web design boss boy
📍Auckland, New Zealand
🧑🏻💻 Tech
🏳️🌈 Memes
🐈 Cats 🐈⬛
🚗 Cars
📍Auckland, New Zealand
🧑🏻💻 Tech
🏳️🌈 Memes
🐈 Cats 🐈⬛
🚗 Cars
Needs to start happening IRL too TBH!
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Needs to start happening IRL too TBH!
About to obliterate 99% of my Bluesky feed but “I really don’t care, do u?”
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
About to obliterate 99% of my Bluesky feed but “I really don’t care, do u?”
Dear website owners (especially online stores), you don’t need to auto-email me every time I submit a contact form. I know that my message went through, because the website told me so, and now your auto-response email just clogs up my inbox.
Email me when you have an answer/response, not before 😎
Email me when you have an answer/response, not before 😎
February 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dear website owners (especially online stores), you don’t need to auto-email me every time I submit a contact form. I know that my message went through, because the website told me so, and now your auto-response email just clogs up my inbox.
Email me when you have an answer/response, not before 😎
Email me when you have an answer/response, not before 😎
@kats-garden.nz my two daughters are in love with their catnip balls. This video was just the beginning. Thank you thank you!! 😻
February 3, 2025 at 8:02 AM
@kats-garden.nz my two daughters are in love with their catnip balls. This video was just the beginning. Thank you thank you!! 😻
I’m kinda liking the Americans losing access to a service for once?
Welcome to life in anywhere-but-the-US for a lot of online services and products 😫
Welcome to life in anywhere-but-the-US for a lot of online services and products 😫
January 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I’m kinda liking the Americans losing access to a service for once?
Welcome to life in anywhere-but-the-US for a lot of online services and products 😫
Welcome to life in anywhere-but-the-US for a lot of online services and products 😫
Reposted by Ben P
Hey, it’s one of those Mexican firefighters who came over here to take our jobs. And save our kittens.
January 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Hey, it’s one of those Mexican firefighters who came over here to take our jobs. And save our kittens.
I haven’t showered since last year
December 31, 2024 at 10:23 AM
I haven’t showered since last year
Me at the Volkswagen factory labelling the Tiguans after a few mojitos
December 22, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Me at the Volkswagen factory labelling the Tiguans after a few mojitos
What an absolute embarrassment. We’re gonna end up being more of a hindrance than a help at this rate. Wonder if Vanuatu can help us out in our time of need? 😳
Vanuatu quake: NZDF Hercules diverted after engine fire warning
The arrival of New Zealand's urban search and rescue team in quake-struck Vanuatu has been delayed because of an engine fire warning on an old airforce Hercules.
www.rnz.co.nz
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 PM
What an absolute embarrassment. We’re gonna end up being more of a hindrance than a help at this rate. Wonder if Vanuatu can help us out in our time of need? 😳
Reposted by Ben P
The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto
December 10, 2024 at 2:12 AM
The Betrayal of Christ, by Giuseppe Cesari, 1596-97, 📸 by @rachelwizphoto
Fantastic work by Police getting these scrotes off the road. Cuddles Coster would probably have shut down the motorways for them to have exclusive access ✨
'Extreme risk of harm' - Police crackdown after up to 100 dirt bikers hit Auckland roads
One person said they saw a large group of unruly riders being followed by police.
www.nzherald.co.nz
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Fantastic work by Police getting these scrotes off the road. Cuddles Coster would probably have shut down the motorways for them to have exclusive access ✨
Reposted by Ben P
UHC shooter lookalike contest in my bedroom please
December 5, 2024 at 6:38 PM
UHC shooter lookalike contest in my bedroom please
Reposted by Ben P
Shame-ola!! 🤣🥰
Conservative US commentator Candace Owens denied NZ visa
Candace Owens, who was previously refused entry to Australia, had applied for a Entertainers Work Visa.
www.rnz.co.nz
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Shame-ola!! 🤣🥰
Is this the worst rebrand since the Gap one (which lasted approx 48 hours before being undone)?! I am shook.
November 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Is this the worst rebrand since the Gap one (which lasted approx 48 hours before being undone)?! I am shook.
15 minutes in to the first leaders debate and Kluxon has already accidentally referred to NZ as a company 🤣
September 19, 2023 at 7:15 AM
15 minutes in to the first leaders debate and Kluxon has already accidentally referred to NZ as a company 🤣
Ugh a bunch of TERFs in colonial garb on Bond St bridge, waving placards with “Save women’s sports”. Get a job and get a life you losers 🤮
September 18, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Ugh a bunch of TERFs in colonial garb on Bond St bridge, waving placards with “Save women’s sports”. Get a job and get a life you losers 🤮
I will literally vote for whichever party bans default number plates on ~$240,000 cars. These dealerships can't keep getting away with it 😫
August 30, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I will literally vote for whichever party bans default number plates on ~$240,000 cars. These dealerships can't keep getting away with it 😫
I feel like Bluesky definitely needs more of an onboarding tutorial, I don't even know what I'm doing on here yet and I'm a nerd…
August 20, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I feel like Bluesky definitely needs more of an onboarding tutorial, I don't even know what I'm doing on here yet and I'm a nerd…
Reposted by Ben P
Test test test, this is a test for Jack’s card. WONDER WOMAAAAAN!! Hey how do I re-record this thing? Nevermind I’ll figure it out
August 18, 2023 at 9:19 PM
Test test test, this is a test for Jack’s card. WONDER WOMAAAAAN!! Hey how do I re-record this thing? Nevermind I’ll figure it out