Benji2049
@benji2049.bsky.social
Just some middle-aged guy making middle-aged noises. He/Him. Saucy Narrator. Smut Writer. NSFW Content Creator. Voice Artist. MDNI.
We were just talking about this! Jesus, reddit really doesn’t want anyone to have fun anymore 😩
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
We were just talking about this! Jesus, reddit really doesn’t want anyone to have fun anymore 😩
I disagree with what you say, sir, but I will defend you to the death for your right to say it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I disagree with what you say, sir, but I will defend you to the death for your right to say it.
You could have saved me a lot of time if you'd told me that 8 hours ago!
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You could have saved me a lot of time if you'd told me that 8 hours ago!
Sometimes it IS an easy fix, though. Cleaning out the filter is the answer 9 times out of 10. But today... today is not that day.
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes it IS an easy fix, though. Cleaning out the filter is the answer 9 times out of 10. But today... today is not that day.
My little mole eyes aren’t strong enough!
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My little mole eyes aren’t strong enough!
For Elsa? No, not a smidge. Not one dirty little snowflake’s worth!
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
For Elsa? No, not a smidge. Not one dirty little snowflake’s worth!
The only feeling it engenders in me is motion sickness from rolling my eyes.
November 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The only feeling it engenders in me is motion sickness from rolling my eyes.